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For my self defense, Spain also has jokes like this *don't kill me*Lately I've been trying to understand what's exactly the portuguese humor, ever since I saw this [link]
In that blog there was this joke too, but only in portuguese, so I decided to illustrate it instead of simply translate it
Now a little explanation for those who don't get the joke
First of all Port and Spain don't like each other. Even though their relationship has improved greatly in these last few years, they still pull pranks on each other every now and then (much like England and France). Nothing as serious as this though, since it's only a joke and not an actual event, but it does illustrate the general feeling
Second, Iberian men are still pretty much macho in nature, so when they're not trying to prove who's the biggest man to each other, they're hitting on girls. And in this case the obvious target is the blond
So what's really happening is, Port is taking advantage of the presence of the women to get even with Spain when no one's looking (typical "chinaman's revenge")
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Comments: 255
KoorimeShinigami In reply to Birvan [2010-07-28 23:48:38 +0000 UTC]
Portugal's face is the best! xD
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andrielisilien In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 21:23:39 +0000 UTC]
that's clever... I wanna try that prank on someone
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Birvan In reply to andrielisilien [2010-07-28 21:55:53 +0000 UTC]
Better not. The backfire isn't pretty
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PascaleRaps In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 15:43:48 +0000 UTC]
ahahahahahahahahahahahaha this is pure win. go port-san... ;;
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PascaleRaps In reply to Birvan [2010-07-29 00:48:35 +0000 UTC]
he's the awesomeness. i'm finally learning to speak portuguese -can understand it but not speak it lolwut?- since my dad is from the Azores
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Birvan In reply to PascaleRaps [2010-07-29 00:55:28 +0000 UTC]
Ah
Well portuguese isn't exactly an easy language. The verbal and written version evolved somewhat independently, before scholars finally decided to to note down the grammatical structure. So it's no wonder what you read isn't straight forward to pronounce
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PascaleRaps In reply to Birvan [2010-07-29 03:52:16 +0000 UTC]
oh i know... XD trust me i know. i understand it. i speak to my vava in french since she understands it and kinda speaks it, but she usually speaks to me in portuguese... i just want to be able to speak it back to her lol
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Birvan In reply to PascaleRaps [2010-07-29 07:58:26 +0000 UTC]
Azorean might not be a good example to listen around though. Compared to the mainland portuguese they have a weird pronunciation
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Annorexia In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 12:31:38 +0000 UTC]
I heard this joke but wasn't about countries, just random guys and girls in a bus.
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Birvan In reply to Annorexia [2010-07-28 21:55:03 +0000 UTC]
I get the principle still stands =3
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MonsterOfCookies In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 12:22:40 +0000 UTC]
O Espanha que reze pra que nao haja + tuneis se nao vai acabar a viagem sem cara xDD
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Vashester In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 12:17:48 +0000 UTC]
Yep...That's an oldy all right!And allways funny!(Yeah, u guessed it right, I'm portuguese) Anywayz, it's not that we don't like each other, it's just that we're to much alike!And nobody likes a wise ass, right?
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Birvan In reply to Vashester [2010-07-28 21:54:22 +0000 UTC]
Lol, quite right. We have an historical tendency to hate them X3
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Kuzcopia In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 12:14:42 +0000 UTC]
Hahahaha, what's surprising to me is that I finally get to see Portugal involved in something xD.
Pretty funny
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Kuzcopia In reply to Birvan [2010-07-28 21:56:58 +0000 UTC]
Oh? You see Portugal involved much? In the whole countries representing characters thing?
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Birvan In reply to Kuzcopia [2010-07-28 22:02:28 +0000 UTC]
Truth to be told he prefers to avoid trouble whenever possible. Though at the same time it's depressing how ignored he gets
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Kuzcopia In reply to Birvan [2010-07-28 22:42:17 +0000 UTC]
Truly, that was my point >_<
But at least you gave him some love, hahahah
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Birvan In reply to Kuzcopia [2010-07-28 22:59:50 +0000 UTC]
I'm trying to at least get people to know he exists
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Kuzcopia In reply to Birvan [2010-07-28 23:11:49 +0000 UTC]
And I commend you for the effort! xD
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Skeware In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 12:00:20 +0000 UTC]
HAHAHAHHA! I can back you up I'm portuguese and i knew this joke.
Nice work illustrating this, man.
And it's also funny the portuguese guy looks like a rough caricature of myself! (my hair is curly though)
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Birvan In reply to Skeware [2010-07-28 21:53:33 +0000 UTC]
Lol, I guess I captured the inner Portugal of us all then XD
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LeaLouse [2010-07-28 11:47:18 +0000 UTC]
I know this joke. But We have Polish & German instead (:
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lilac-airwave [2010-07-28 11:46:33 +0000 UTC]
Ha, I know this joke in German, only with two random guys, a pretty young girl and her mother, and it's a kissing noise to be heard instead of groping ^^
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Birvan In reply to lilac-airwave [2010-07-28 21:52:32 +0000 UTC]
I guess this joke is funny independently of who's involved
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Don-Dandi In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 11:36:35 +0000 UTC]
I've read it without countries, but this time I get it!
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RemyBlas In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 11:19:18 +0000 UTC]
I'm form Argentina and I've read the same joke but with Argentina instead of Portugal, and Germany instead of Spain XD
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Birvan In reply to RemyBlas [2010-07-28 21:51:35 +0000 UTC]
Oh? Didn't know Argentina had a bad relationship with Germany
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