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For my self defense, Spain also has jokes like this *don't kill me*Lately I've been trying to understand what's exactly the portuguese humor, ever since I saw this [link]
In that blog there was this joke too, but only in portuguese, so I decided to illustrate it instead of simply translate it
Now a little explanation for those who don't get the joke
First of all Port and Spain don't like each other. Even though their relationship has improved greatly in these last few years, they still pull pranks on each other every now and then (much like England and France). Nothing as serious as this though, since it's only a joke and not an actual event, but it does illustrate the general feeling
Second, Iberian men are still pretty much macho in nature, so when they're not trying to prove who's the biggest man to each other, they're hitting on girls. And in this case the obvious target is the blond
So what's really happening is, Port is taking advantage of the presence of the women to get even with Spain when no one's looking (typical "chinaman's revenge")
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Comments: 255
RemyBlas In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 22:51:41 +0000 UTC]
No, it was because of the fifa world cup, they leave us out of the tournament XD
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Alchemist-of-Arts In reply to Birvan [2010-07-28 21:53:08 +0000 UTC]
Portugal ganha sempre contra Espanha xD
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Birvan In reply to Alchemist-of-Arts [2010-07-28 21:56:37 +0000 UTC]
A maior parte das vezes pelo menos XD
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Alchemist-of-Arts In reply to Birvan [2010-07-28 21:57:18 +0000 UTC]
e Portugal Γ© mais pequeno e o mais velho xD
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Birvan In reply to Alchemist-of-Arts [2010-07-28 22:01:06 +0000 UTC]
SΓ³ a parte do tamanho Γ© o suficiente para o Espanha ficar com dor de corno >3
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Alchemist-of-Arts In reply to Birvan [2010-07-28 22:02:38 +0000 UTC]
>D com se diz "quanto maior for, maior a queda (neste caso Γ© a dor) " xD
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Birvan In reply to Alchemist-of-Arts [2010-07-28 22:14:35 +0000 UTC]
Lol XDD
Apesar de normalmente ser ele a ficar todo aborrecido pelo Port nunca o ter deixado tornar-se imperador de toda a HispΓ’nia. O que explica porque Γ© que ele despreza tanto o irmΓ£o e nΓ£o lhe reconhece importΓ’ncia
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zebarnabe In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 11:00:34 +0000 UTC]
*facepalm* nice one... i've heard it in another context... but it sure fits nicely...
For the record... i'm portuguese and don't have anything against spain, as for football i don't care about it...
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Birvan In reply to zebarnabe [2010-07-28 21:50:35 +0000 UTC]
Same here, but I guess i kinda like poking fun at our little differences. They're funny material
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PuppyKerry In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 08:24:47 +0000 UTC]
i've heard this joke before xD i love it.
but wasnt it suppose to be a french person and a english man? XD
-loves it, favs-
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Birvan In reply to PuppyKerry [2010-07-28 21:49:38 +0000 UTC]
Apparently there are several versions of it
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SoftKeychains In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 08:23:29 +0000 UTC]
Nem mais, somos que nem irmΓ£os de cinco anos um para o outro, lol
Agora mais do que nunca desde eles chutaram-nos para fora do mundial
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Birvan In reply to SoftKeychains [2010-07-28 21:48:53 +0000 UTC]
Bem a parte do mundial eu nΓ£o fiquei particularmente ofendida. Mais vale terem ganho eles (sempre fica em famΓlia) do que o parvalhΓ£o do Holanda (Γ© tΓ£o mau a jogar que sΓ³ sabe usar truques sujos)
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kanarichan In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 07:40:09 +0000 UTC]
omg, haha lol i know this joke xD
(also im very sorry but my computer just recently got a virus [the one from DA] so i cant get on the internet with it and the wii system im currently using doesnt have as much acess to things...so im gonna be abit inactive for the doujin till i get this fixed D: though if i can, ill try my best to stay active with it)
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Birvan In reply to kanarichan [2010-07-28 21:47:09 +0000 UTC]
Don't worry about it. I hope your computer gets fixed soon
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InvitationToIllusion In reply to kanarichan [2010-07-28 11:09:13 +0000 UTC]
DA had a virus?
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TheMangaWitch In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 07:09:14 +0000 UTC]
OH GOSH YOU GENIUS!!
Nunca tive mais orgulho em ser portuguesa.
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Birvan In reply to TheMangaWitch [2010-07-28 21:46:34 +0000 UTC]
NΓ£o fui eu que inventei a piada, eu apenas ilustrei-a. Mas obrigado ^^
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TheMangaWitch In reply to Birvan [2010-07-28 21:48:01 +0000 UTC]
Pfft, nΓ£o interessa. SΓ£o ambos geniais.
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mysterypersonzebra In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 05:26:16 +0000 UTC]
I died from laughing.
I reread it.
I died from laughing again.
(At the world expo in Shanghai, I went into the Portugal pavillion 3 times XD)
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Birvan In reply to mysterypersonzebra [2010-07-28 21:45:22 +0000 UTC]
Lol, multiple casualties XD
Oh? What did they have there?
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mysterypersonzebra In reply to Birvan [2010-07-29 04:46:21 +0000 UTC]
It was epic. The entire outside was covered in cork and the inside explained a how Portugal was providing sustainable energy for the world.
And then there was an overpriced gift shop filled with wine and olive oil.
I bought a key chain. yay me.
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Birvan In reply to mysterypersonzebra [2010-07-29 07:53:16 +0000 UTC]
Lol, that does sound like something Port would do XDD
Oh that sustainable energy reminds me of a story that happened about that. Don't know if was mentioned there how he managed to take England's and Netherlands' tide system and improve it
Well at least it lasts longer than wine or olive oil
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mysterypersonzebra In reply to Birvan [2010-07-29 12:09:56 +0000 UTC]
I don't think that was mentioned...
That would be cool though
(I secretly think the keychain was made in China. It broke the first day and I had to fix it. With a hair pin.)
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Birvan In reply to mysterypersonzebra [2010-07-29 18:25:01 +0000 UTC]
Basically what happened was neither of them wanted to let Portugal to have access to the technology when he offered to improve it, but the EU forced them to. Even so Port was so annoyed at them that he didn't just increased the energy output from 10 to 70%, but he came up with 3 whole new techniques
LOL, that wouldn't surprise me
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mysterypersonzebra In reply to Birvan [2010-07-30 03:40:15 +0000 UTC]
Oh, epic!!!
Seriously, that was one of the most epic wins I have ever heard.
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Birvan In reply to mysterypersonzebra [2010-07-30 22:42:25 +0000 UTC]
I know. He really manages to pwn everyone else when he puts his heart into it X3
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ToysAndChocolate [2010-07-28 04:57:19 +0000 UTC]
PFFFF THAT'S SO MUCH WIN. It does illustrate PERFECTLY those two. Gosh XDDDDD I loved the illustration!
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Birvan In reply to ToysAndChocolate [2010-07-28 21:44:31 +0000 UTC]
And here I thought it was just a half asses attempt at art
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Birvan In reply to ToysAndChocolate [2010-07-28 22:13:19 +0000 UTC]
XDD
Guess the joke surpasses the artwork quality x3
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ToysAndChocolate In reply to Birvan [2010-07-28 23:55:51 +0000 UTC]
Nah, I loved how you let it sketchy - it makes the joke even better XD
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WOWandWAS In reply to ??? [2010-07-28 04:41:31 +0000 UTC]
hahahaha tunnel of tough love XD
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