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BishopSteiner — having a real bad day.
Published: 2020-09-20 18:34:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 1477; Favourites: 42; Downloads: 0
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Life is never easy for a Scout Mech pilot. You never know if over the next hill is the enemy army, an Atlas, etc. But when you run smack bad into an Urbanmech riding a Stalker? You know you're in for a real crap day.....Related content
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Commando Pilot: "Command, you are not going to believe this..."
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Command: "What do you mean 'trashcan riding a butt-plug'?!!"
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Pilot: "Oh AS IF they needed any help!!" 😜
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Needed the what? Or am I better off not knowing? 😜🤣
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I severely doubt Canopians require help of any sort in any matter regarding butt-plugs or any other sundry items. 😜
Come to think of it, I am certain Canopian hospital trauma centers are the absolute leaders in the field of removing foreign objects from various body orifices...🤔
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I see enough of that stuff at work, unless it is really story relevant I do my best to keep it out of my fiction... and I just remembered I have given one of my characters heat stroke at least twice now...
And another got a near exsanguination, and a broken clavicle...
And at least two others got concussions...
I have a hard time keeping my day job out of my mind.
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Concussions as well, though only one of those was sustained in a battlemech cockpit and it was mild. Several of the mentioned injuries happened outside of a mech or in the case of the broken clavicle an ejection mishap.
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There is an old Robot Chicken clip of a snail riding a tortoise that comes to mind but I cannot for the life of me find it anywhere...
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