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Published: 2011-07-29 14:22:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 65104; Favourites: 2483; Downloads: 2284
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Nurse Redheart: "OK Miss Hooves, please read the first line and continue down until you can't re... Oh dear..."Derpy Hooves: "E, FP, TOZ, LPED, PECFD, EDFCZP, Green Stick, FELOPZD, DEFPOTEC, Red Stick..."
Nurse Redheart: "That's... Correct."
Looks like Derpy is gonna need some glasses! (OH SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW THAT!!
) Awww, don't let it get you down Derpy, some guys think glasses are sexy!
On a separate note... I'M BAAAAAAAAACK!!!
It has been a long and awesome three months, but I am finally back and will be here for almost two months!
I missed you all! Thank you all so much for being patient! 
I have a few ideas for my next pieces but I am also open to suggestions, so please feel free to note or comment your creative genius to me. I will credit you if I use them!Once again, Derpy Hooves (Ditzy Doo) and Nurse Redheart are © HASBRO and
P.S. If you are at all interested in my world travels, I have a bunch of pictures in my scraps you can check out!
P.P.S. I figured I would take this opportunity to debut the new song my brother has written. This was written for my sister Naomi as a gift for her 18th B-Day. Her personality is described as accuratly as could be managed in this song. A lot of it you will not understand (as there are many inside jokes integrated into the lyrics) but I hope ya'll enjoy it anyway! [link]
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There is a comic in which Octavia had a bad day and Vinyl mates with her to cheer her up and it worked!!! XD
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Girls! Make some room for Twilight too! XD
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And give Luna a bit more too! XD
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Celestia's fat flank needs way too much space. XD
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Well it makes sense! XD
She does have a sun on her sexy plot!
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Her plot is always on fire. XD
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And Luna's plot holds such a lovely mystery too it! XD
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Her plot is the moon, it shines at night. XD
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I wouldn't mind being banished to that moon! XD
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One could easily get lost in the royal flank. XD
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And I see no problem with that! XD
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In fact one could easily get lost with all these flanks nearby.
Spike should know that quite well. XD
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I would love to be Spike's hight and be lost in a sea of female plots! X3
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I was going to say that!!! XD
His eyes are at the right view. XD
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I know! X3
I seriously need my Luna! X3
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But Luna is so tall your eyes would reach just her legs. XD
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Maybe, unless I'm around her hight.
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But being smaller would allow you to ride her. XD
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I already plan on riding her one way! XD
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I really think Epona will win over all the rest of the girls. XD
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If Link is anything like me, all the inhuman looking girls have a step up over the normal girls, like Ruto, Midna(imp), Epona, the Fairy queen from both Wind waker and Twilight Princess, and so on! XD
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Yeah because they are beyond being special.
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Plus they're really cute to me! X3
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I have just realized things could get quite tense between Epona and Fi. XD
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The only other girl who has technically been by Link's side the longest is Fi, being his sword and all.
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Now how could you even mate a sword? XD
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Hey, if her spirit takes a humanoid form that is female, I'm sure it's not too hard! X3
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Link then must use his natural sword with her. XD
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That's right, to make a bunch of new swords! XD
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I bet that's what he did in Four Swords. XD
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That must be their child/children! XD
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That would be also the best way to troll that annoying robot who wanted Fi. XD
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Yeah, I hated him!
After all the hard work I went through to fix him, he had the nuts and bolts to treat me the way he did! He's lucky I didn't have the ability to dismantle him! XO
At least Fi was still on my side! X3
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He will get all rusted again waiting for Fi to return.
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Yep, but Link and her will always be reunited, they, if anyone, are tied together by the red string of fate! XD
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More like the green string of Farore. XD
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Or the Red string of Din, the Green string of Farore and the Blue string of Nayru! XD
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Yeah "strings". XD
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So how are things going lately?
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Fine I guess.
I guess watching hentai pictures before sleeping delivers into bittersweet results. XD
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Yeah that tends to happen.
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I dreamed all night long I was mating Shego. XD
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Wow, how many times was it ever Octavia that you dreamed about.
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Just once.
In my dream, we both were ponies and we were cuddling together in my bed. I woke up and was shocked to see her with me, it was indeed a dream come true, she slowly woke up and we stared at each other for some seconds before kissing. There was some foreplay and even mating, I woke up when I fell asleep in my dream.
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Nice! XD
I had a dream of my Luna once, but she was there comforting me in my time of great stress. I really needed it, i hardly had any rest and was overwhelmed with anxiety.
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It must feel a little weird kissing your own sister there. XD
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But after a while I bet it starts to feels freaking delicious. X3
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I so wish I could join in! X3
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