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Published: 2011-07-29 14:22:57 +0000 UTC; Views: 65074; Favourites: 2483; Downloads: 2284
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Nurse Redheart: "OK Miss Hooves, please read the first line and continue down until you can't re... Oh dear..."Derpy Hooves: "E, FP, TOZ, LPED, PECFD, EDFCZP, Green Stick, FELOPZD, DEFPOTEC, Red Stick..."
Nurse Redheart: "That's... Correct."
Looks like Derpy is gonna need some glasses! (OH SOMEONE PLEASE DRAW THAT!!
) Awww, don't let it get you down Derpy, some guys think glasses are sexy!
On a separate note... I'M BAAAAAAAAACK!!!
It has been a long and awesome three months, but I am finally back and will be here for almost two months!
I missed you all! Thank you all so much for being patient! 
I have a few ideas for my next pieces but I am also open to suggestions, so please feel free to note or comment your creative genius to me. I will credit you if I use them!Once again, Derpy Hooves (Ditzy Doo) and Nurse Redheart are Β© HASBRO and
P.S. If you are at all interested in my world travels, I have a bunch of pictures in my scraps you can check out!
P.P.S. I figured I would take this opportunity to debut the new song my brother has written. This was written for my sister Naomi as a gift for her 18th B-Day. Her personality is described as accuratly as could be managed in this song. A lot of it you will not understand (as there are many inside jokes integrated into the lyrics) but I hope ya'll enjoy it anyway! [link]
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Magic. *Snort snort*
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I actually used to have the exact same affliction Derpy has. Β As such, I'm glad to know she's so loved. Β As a kid, I was so embarrassed over having the lazy eye. Β Though, I know this was just done for comedic purposes, I doubt she'd be looking away like that.
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Uhhhh she's... just warming up. ^.^' (whispers) Somepony pick her up and turn her around.
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CUE SAD MUSIC
*sits in a corner looking sad*
SUDDENLY, EXPLOSIONS
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Strange, I thought it'd be bigger then that
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh Derpy? I think you're facing the wrong way...
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I've always found girls with glasses really attractive
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she does'nt need glasses cause she read most of it without looking
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After the red stick it reads:
O H M Y G O S H
A R E Y O U R E
A D I N G T H I S
Oh my gosh are you reading this, I laughed even harder after reading that
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Eyup, I think it's safe to say she has vision problems.
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I had this examination with my doctor a couple years ago too...
Problem was though, I could read the whole board. From across the room.
So I (being the dumbass me that I am) asked: So, do I read the other side now...?
Never had to do this test again in my life
PS: I believe the last line says Adinothis? Whatever that means?
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awsome. In here the last line says
ohmygoshareyoureadingthis
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Lol, the line after the red stick is O H Β MY Β G O S HΒ
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And the lines after THAT are
A R E Β Y O U Β R E
A D I N G Β T H I S
aka "are you reading this"
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Few people realize the true power of her derp. Β It can actually allow her to see things in the back of her head.Β
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Don't worry Derpy, I am a guy and I think glasses are sexy of course that's because I wear glasses.
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The important thing is she's trying!
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Indeed, Derpy's efforts must be considered at all times!
Still, somehow, I think she's looking at us!
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Yeah, she's got that mystical derp eye that can see through the fourth wall!
That aside, she's preforming a freaking miracle if she got a perfect score while reading it like that!
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Derpers gonna derp. XD
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O_O Merle's theme!!! X3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=G69Yzbβ¦
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Cute! X3
Merle is the cutest! I saw an alternate ending where the Earth girl wished them a happy future together as she left back home! That was the true ending to me! XD
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Sounds good, this is the actual scene:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7KNlI-β¦
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Merle is the cutest!
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I just hope she and Hitomi would have stopped fighting each other.
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They seem cooler as friends, rather than rivals, but I still think Merle needs to marry the prince, their names are escaping me at the moment, but they'll come back to me in a bit, like the prince's name just did, Von.
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It's actually Van Fanel. XD
Not to worry, anime characters have unusual names.
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Right, it just sounds like an o, even though it's spelt with an a. I such at spelling sometimes.
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His brother, Folken, was one lucky bastard, he had two nekos at his service!!! XD
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I know! Why wasn't he banging them? Those brothers are idiots! XO
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I saw a hentai manga long ago in which Folken fucked both nekos. XD
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Good, now we just need one of Van having sexwith Merle!
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