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Published: 2011-04-30 19:38:23 +0000 UTC; Views: 20389; Favourites: 495; Downloads: 2251
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Small break from commissions, and we haven't seen our party hard, carefree friend for a while, have we?
Delynn....well, DRUNK Delynn Foxe would love to know what you guys are interested in. What's your response?
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[What I would actually say.]
"Uh....I uh.... like trains."
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Me: Well, I like music: soul, hip-hop... and women with tig ol bitties.
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i like women who have big boobs ans asses
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Well, pleasing women, in any way, is an important job for a gentleman like myself, and who said you can;t enjoy your job?
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Well, I enjoy swimming, fishing, watching TV, speaking to friends, and meeting lovely ladies like yourself. Oh, and liquor! Can't forget liquor. Ah, I see you enjoy that to! Well, lets share in our common interest, shall we?
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I like cuddling fire.
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wellllllllll.......... i lie cards and tv and video games and girls and boobs and money and fishing and......... hey wait whered she go
ha ha ha just hopin to make a day i guess
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Random fox ears appears...
Seriously the only thing that drives me away from the sexy stuff is unneccesary dumb stuff.
Those ears shouldn't be there.
And this shouldn't be in anthro groups.
Anthro is animals with human features
this is a human with animal features.
a necomimi or whatever the f*** the wee-a-boo word was. :/
And also, it's not possible to have that big boobs unless you're fat everyelsewhere
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Heh heh...been a while since i've seen a pair that big miss :3
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"mammaries- I mean motor-boating- wait what i meant to say was sweater puppies- no i mean.. oh to hell with it, your boobs!"
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Madam, I shall not
lie.....
your massive rack
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i'm a boob guy myself.....
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A:Me: I think you have had enough to drink, so let's head to your place so I can learn about anthromorphic foxes.
B:Me:*stares at boobs* ...uhhhh.... WHAT?*is so surprised fork in left hand flys and lands in Delynn breasts* O.O *I jump head first after*
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Seraphis:drawing demons meditation and video games. Are you ok?
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Kyo: "W-Well, I like to mainly relax in my den right i-in front of the fireplace, if not. I like to work on my body with my daily combat training or try kicking one of my friends asses. You? And umm... don't you think y-you had a wee bit too much t-to drink? 
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Delynn: HAAA! Asses...HAAA! too much? honey, you haven't -hic- SEEN....too much...yet.
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Kyo: I am afraid of what else I shall see if you go overboard -__-''
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you will see a naked woman end of discussion, *back to eating food* I said end of discussion...
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yes, yes I will... looking forward to that
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(girls slams my face into food)
Natalie: He's busy talking to me
you get a drunk bisexual I get a pissed possessive chick... reminds me of my old blaziken (face slammed into dinner again) fuck... It has blood all over!
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See and this is why I have the girl who's drunk ^^
Kyo:*glares*
Me
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(covers nose) I think I won't use my karate class as a pick up spot
Natalie: I dunno that class IS full of women
My head hurts... Nap time (slams face onto table)
Natalie: Aww he's tired... it's cute
Waiter: His nose is broken
Natalie: Get me scotch or die
Waiter: And an ice pack for the dude with the broken nose?
Natalie: Maybe...
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Me: Yeah, I don't think that's the best place to pick up chicks...
Kyo: Say's the man who's yet to fuck a girl...
Me: O///O S-Shut up!
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Natalie: So you talk from experience
You wanna be a cop...
Natalie: SHUT YOUR FUCKIN PIE HOLE!
Also I'm not taking advice on dating from someone who's paying for a bartab big enough for everyone in here to get 3 beers each...
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Hehe, nice. I'm stuck with a manwhore who doesn't know when to give up now.
Kyo: Hey fuck you man, you're the one who created me. It's your imagination, you're the one who's fucked up here...
Says the man who's yet to know what true happiness is all about...
Kyo: Says the boy who has yet to fuck his girlfriend...
-__-
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(watches the fight)
Natalie: When's her top gunna rip off?
I don't fuckin know, do I?
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You know, that hurt... alot
Kyo: Yet you're still standing, it amazes me on that *smirks*
*sighs and goes back to drinking his glass*
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Yeah... So does getting shot and dragging your ass through a bomb blitz
Natalie: No wonder you were pale after 3 months gone...
Pro tip, getting shot fuckin hurts...
Waiter: I'm afraid that we need to get reciept paper...
FUCK!
Waiter: Pro tip, getting a customer pissed will get you fucking hurt
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I could really use a good drink right now...
Kyo: What drink? You're under age...
So? I still drink, just because my birthday is a couple months away doesn't mean I can't splurge one in awhile now
Kyo:*face palms and sighs heavily*
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(grabs waiter) I'LL SHOW YOU HOW TO GET HURT MOTHER FUCKER
Waiter: HELP!
Natalie: This isn't what I thought of when I heard about dating (fires a gun)
(showing signs of PTSD because of the gunshot) WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO JENKINS YOU COMMUNIST FUCKER
Waiter: Still waiting for help!
(throws waiter through a window)
(Natalie stabs a syringe into neck)
Natalie: Whew that was close... He forgot his medicine this morning...
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LOL! I had to laugh at that, that was too fucking funny! XDDD
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unfortunately I do suffer from halucinations, people think I'm drugged up when I point somewhere and the person I'm talking about isn't there
Therapists spend 5 minutes with me and give me money to leave
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Hehe, I don't think you're insane bro. I kinda do the same thing, which I had that happen to me. I mean the Therapists giving me money to leave
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one just had me walk in and I acted like blockhead
"is this the bathroom?"
"this is a private therapy session"
"private bathroom?"
(pisses on shrubbery plants)
"SIR WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
"PRACTICING POLITICS BY PISSING IN THE WIND"
"THAT ISN'T THE WIND ITS A PLANT!"
"IT'S TOILET NOW!"
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