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LazuriteStar [2014-03-29 01:09:29 +0000 UTC]

Dude. Just one of Armstrong's pink sparkles of manliness could kick Cullen's bitch ass.

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Jesserfly [2011-10-25 23:50:13 +0000 UTC]

PFFT SO TRUE! XD

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Tiili97 [2011-10-13 02:53:13 +0000 UTC]

It is bodyglitter. Not sparkles. Sparkles are pink and about the manliest thing there is. Bodyglitter is... well... not.

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lxDragonslayerxl [2011-08-04 04:19:28 +0000 UTC]

Does that guy from the Twilight movies actually sparkle?

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lxDragonslayerxl [2011-08-04 04:18:27 +0000 UTC]

Trolololol that's funny. XD

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djdeviljinx [2011-07-23 17:55:40 +0000 UTC]

The only man with huge Muscles who suprisingly doesn't creep me out~<3

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Chains-of-Blood [2011-02-20 02:39:53 +0000 UTC]

It's spelt muscles*. Mussles are a type of sea creature. As much as I actually like Edward, he will never sparkle as well or be as manly as Armstrong!

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Salohcin-Silverwing [2010-12-11 05:11:38 +0000 UTC]

When I'm knee-deep in the jungle, surrounded by a pack of wild Twipires and brainless Twilight zombie fangirls, I hope I have Major Armstrong by my side, for he is the only man alive who can outsparkle a Twilight 'vampire' and still retain his manliness

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JinxWolf [2010-05-01 04:37:19 +0000 UTC]

the mussles or the sparklies?

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