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commandercharon2 [2009-09-26 20:12:26 +0000 UTC]

[Later that day...]

[sounds of dialing a phone]
Tootie: Hello?
Trixie: Hello...Hello!
Tootie: Hello?
Trixie: Hello!?
Tootie: Hello?
Trixie: Can you hear me?
Tootie: Who is this?
Trixie: Hey, turn the f****** TV down!
Tootie: Who is this?
Trixie: Hello!?
Tootie: Hello?
Trixie: Hello, it's your neighbor.
Tootie: ...my member?
Trixie: Your NEIGHBOR, you dumbf*****!!
Tootie: Oh, my neighbor?
Trixie: Yeah, your neighbor, the one whose paper you've been stealing! My paper!
Tootie: Your paper?
Trixie: Yeah, the paper that comes to my house and you come over and take it and bring it to your house!
Tootie: Your paper?
Trixie: It's 50¢ everyday, and I pay for the goddamn paper!
Tootie: I take your paper?
Trixie: Yeah, you take my paper!
Tootie: Why?
Trixie: I don't know! That's why I'm calling you, I'm trying to find out why the hell you would do something like that!
Tootie: Why do you know that? Why do you know I take it?
Trixie: Yeah, I know you take it! You want me to kick your ass?!
Tootie: Why do you know I take it?
Trixie: Yeah, you stop taking my paper; otherwise, I'm gonna KICK...SOME...ASS!!
Tootie: Ah!
Trixie: I want you to go get that paper and read it to me cause I don't know what the hell is going on in the world because I don't have a fricking paper!
Tootie: Motherf*** your f****** s***, b****!
Trixie: Hey! You don't talk to me like that!
Tootie: What's that? You wanna talk, alright?
Trixie: What?
Tootie: You wanna talk, alright!?
Trixie: YOU want to...
Tootie: I don't want trouble!
Trixie: If you want trouble, I got your...
Tootie: I don't want trouble here!
Trixie: I GOT TROUBLE RIGHT HERE WAITING FOR YOU!! ****!! YOU BRING MY F****** PAPER HOME, NOW!! AND THEN YOU'LL SEE...
Tootie: BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH, MOTHERF*****!!
Trixie: AND YOU'LL SEE!! AND YOU'LL SEE TROUBLE!! YOU!!
Tootie: YOU WANT ME TO TAKE YOUR PAPER, MOTHERF***** BIT...
Trixie: Hey, you know what!? You wrap that f****** paper up back the way it was, and get it outside right now!!
Tootie: Motherf*** your s***, b****!
Trixie: You know what! I'll meet you...I'll meet you at your house, we're gonna rumble! We're gonna throw some s*** down!
[Tootie hangs up]

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