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Published: 2010-11-22 16:23:09 +0000 UTC; Views: 624; Favourites: 8; Downloads: 17
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Name: Tyler "Sidewinder" WattsonAge: 167 years old
Gender: Male
Height: (waist up) 3 feet 8 inches
Weight: ???
Nationality: American
Species: Human/ undead
Sexuality: Straight
Personality: Likes to shoot people for fun, he's oviously not a good guy
Background: Was a western bandit, robbed banks and trains from texas to hell. his luck ran out when the town sherrif and deputy chased Sidewinder to a railroad and killed his horse, he got back up but was immediately shot in the leg by both the sherrif and deputy and at that moment, the sound of a train whisle can be heared. They both tried to rescue Sidewinder, but pulled out his revolver and fired at them and yelled, "You'd sooner see me in a coffin than a jail cell!" then the train ran over his, cutting him throught the middle his gut.
Likes: shooting people, getting drunk, shooting drunks, drunk shooting, you get the picture
Dislikes: Law and Order (both the show and laws),
Speciality: shooting, robbing, that sort of thing
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Comments: 68
Sidewinder: Well, if it isn't the mountain goat? I'g doing good, just getting drunk and shooting and drinking.
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Dolbsha: so having an all around good time then.
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Sidewinder: You bet your sweet ass I am
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Dolbsha: ever had any Mountain brew moonshine?
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Dolbsha: a very concentrated alcohol that is used in drinking games where i grew up.
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Sidewinder: Got any on ya?
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Dolbsha: *pulls out a bottle* some but i warn you no smoking after drinking or you will end up on fire.
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Sidewinder; I never smoked when I was alive.
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Dolbsha: all right then. *pulls out two shot glasses*
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Sidewinder: I can already feel drunk
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Dolbsha: i didn't know a skeleton could get drunk.
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Dolbsha: ok then *pours both of them a shot* bottoms up *drinks the shot*
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Sidewinder: (drinks it and not a drop falls on the floor)
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Dolbsha: *looks puzzled for a moment* i was going to ask but it just seems pointless to try and understand how that works. *pours another shot for each of them*
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Sidewinder: I don't know myself, but I ain't complaining.
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Dolbsha: all you care is if you can get drunk. *drinks shot*
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Dolbsha: you ever consider upgrading your guns?
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Sidewinder: I think the guns they have now are cowardly. they have this thing callede a "safty" WTF is a safty
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Dolbsha: no no i mean get a newer revolver those never have safeties still the same but made better.
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Elizabeth: keep practicing, you will be amazed at what's around the corner
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Dolbsha: ok i will
(when did we get switched up between Elizabeth and sidewinder?)
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im just confused how this happened must have been when we were going back and forth really quickly that one day
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yeah oh well it doesn't matter
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thanks, he's pretty easy to draw
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He looks pretty cool!
I like how you drew his left hand. It looks great.
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thanks, better watch out, he has his sights on you lol
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yayayyayyayayyayayayyayaya.
i finally get to see himm o3o
lol he doesn't like law and order xD
and omgosh so jealous of your gun drawing skills
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really? I suck at drawing guns. so what do you think about his likes?
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lol, i laughed at it xD
i hope he doesn't shoot james!
that guy is a drunk after all o3o
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sidewinder: I love shooting, getting drunk, shooting drunks, and drunk shooting!
Me: He's a horrible person
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James: I see...
Me: Ahaha xD
i love it...he likes shooting drunks...yet he is one...
oh the irony XD
Just to make things more ironic.
I was just listening to a song about beer xD
lolwtf.
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me: watch out James. how does the song go?
Sidewinder: What kind if guns do the people use
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Well..the songs..in...polish...
"kocham piwo "
Literally: "i love beer"
lol, the verse is funny.
beer.
i love beer.
i love beer.
wohoho!
My polish pride is overflowing
Kind of guns? what you getting at man? /evileye
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me: I told him about the guns of today.
Sidewinder: And it pisses me off
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Ohohoh.
Sidewindwer, maybe you should try out CoD.
virtually blowing up a helicopter...sometimes helps all the anger.../shot.
Yea, th guns of today have their advantages, but older times are always better.
*pulls out a musket*
i stab you now.
*stabs*
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me: He hates the safty features
sidewinder: back in my day, the only safty feature we had was when you didn't point the gun at yer own face!!!
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i hope people didn't shoot them selves in the faces..
but i see that you stole from trains?
better not have been my train...
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sidewinder; and if i did?
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Sidewinder: PASH YOU!
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Sidewinder: (pulls out revolvers) say that again you yella belly varmant!!!
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Mah belleh is not yellow!
*crosses arms and sticks out tongue*
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