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Published: 2013-07-27 06:29:37 +0000 UTC; Views: 206; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 0
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Description skyguy hates Macy's

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sky guy: ... guhhh... Ehhh.... AHHHHH!! >^<

Kayla: .... oUo

sky guy: gth phpthhhhghehixbejfbd eAe

Kayla: -yawn- does this one look good~?

skyguy: e_e .... You asked that for that one already.....

Kayla: oh okay~ hmmhmm~!

skyguy: .... Three hours fifty five minutes....

Kayla: I'm taking my time... oUo

skyguy: I CAN'T EVEN SEE THE other side of this god forsaken store

Kayla : I love it it has all my needs... like this mini shorts~! -picks them off a counter-

Store worker: those aren't for sale.

Kayla: YOUR NOT FOR SALE! -punches her- learn some manners.... .... oh their hers... Mine NOW BICCCCHHHH~ -puts them in the third shopping cart- yayyyyyyy~ sky wash those extra Kayyy?

skyguy: the minions do the laundry not me remember? o3o

Kayla: right...

Skyguy: well I'm kinda hungry...

Kayla: you can wait ..

skyguy: -a flame forms in his hand over Kayla's second shopping cart-

Kayla: HEY HEY! Fine ! I'll get you McDonalds.... :3

skyguy: now let's go pay.. =v=

Kayla: paahhh yoich knows I never pay for things

Skyguy: that's why I came to pay for you..

Kayla: and bonding timeeeeee~ -hugs him-

Skyguy: yea.. Sure.. ono

Kayla: -pushes two of the shopping carts-

Skyguy: -pushes the third-

-they pay and go to the BlameCo van with all three carts-

skyguy: -opens back emptying contents of carts into back-

Kayla: oWo .... Can I drive?

skyguy: meh.. Fine O-o

Kayla: yeyy~ -jumps in driver side-

Skyguy: I'm sad that you only passed the test with a triple S ono

Kayla: my hair was messy and there were plenty of Mirrors in here... :3

skyguy: the top was down....

Kayla: pahhhh >u< -puts seatbelt on turns it on-

Skyguy: -closes back door getting in passenger seat-  ..... now then don't kill anyone..

Kayla: eUe ... -revs engine-

skyguy: I won't let you drive next time....

Kayla: FINEEEEEE LET'S DO EVERYTHING YOUR WAYYYY . o^e

skyguy: -turns on SSA64 ( sound system sixty fourth) - now to play luka luka night fever ... :3

Kayla: do I look like a lesbian? *_*

skyguy: .... o-o -plays it anyway- ...

Kayla: youevsiegoshwhs-struggles to turn it off -

Skyguy: IT'S LUKA LUKA TUNA TIME! -struggling to keep her away from the controls-

Kayla: NIIIIIII you slitehzisht!! I will end youuu!!!  -fighting basically-

Skyguy: NO CLAWING NO CFUKING CLAWING!! -defending fiercely-   L-L-LUKA LUKA TUNNNNAAAAAA~!!! -pulling her hair pushing her away-

Kayla: -biting his hand and clawing his face- NEI NEI NEIIIII!!

-song finally ends- ... -they immediately sit back in their seats and look straight forward panting- ....

Skyguy: ... -pant  - .. -pant-

Kayla: ehh.. -pant- ehh.. -pant- ehh

skyguy: the defense wins! -smiles - >U<

Kayla: mehhhh... My head... >^<

skyguy: ... oh! Techo is calling..

Kayla: -panting-

Skyguy: -closes eyes - hai.

Techo: what's up you two crazy cadoodles?

Kayla: n-nothing much -pant pant pant-

Techo: ... Kayla is panting and skyguy is smiling... what do I think could have possibly just happened ..?

skyguy: ... ok no. also I'm with anni ...

Techo: awwwww your no fun skyguy

Kayla: hehe now that I think of it were already sweaty~

Skyguy: no!

Kayla: who says I wanted you~ right techiee~?

Techo: ehhh I'm kinda dating someone .. I think..

Kayla: awes I'm horny! I need a man~ hmmm is jack there~?

Techo: course just had a meeting

Kayla: skyguy drop me off at the nearest defabricator base I wanna go to the BlameCo facility and playyy~

Skyguy: I guess I should drop these clothes off at our house then?

Kayla: sure. -opens shirt some tugging down her bra and pulling her pants down and pulling up the strap for her panties so they show- e//w//e eheheheheh~

skyguy: the female me is such a friggen sex addict =^=

Kayla: I bet you and anni have at least one kid ewe

Skyguy: ... sighhh..

Techo: ... I guess I should hang up..?

Kayla: sureee tell Jackie I'm cumming for him~

Skyguy : see ya o-o

Techo: -BLEEEP-

Kayla: ... ... IT'S fucking weird you can call people with your eye ...

Skyguy: ... lets just drop you off so I can go to sleep...

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yayyyyyyy  made another one  I think this might be my 5th....
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Comments: 6

An-Ink-Thingy [2013-07-27 06:37:28 +0000 UTC]

......I have NO idea what just happened here =w="""

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blameco In reply to An-Ink-Thingy [2013-07-27 06:46:03 +0000 UTC]

Well... sky guy an Kayla at enough the same person.. Kayla is from another universe tho.. She is the female skyguy they fight a lot and yea... It gets confuzzling

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An-Ink-Thingy In reply to blameco [2013-07-27 06:49:03 +0000 UTC]

But WOW..


She IS a sex addict...





Kinda like Vicky

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blameco In reply to An-Ink-Thingy [2013-07-27 07:02:12 +0000 UTC]

You should have seen the other stories... =v="

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An-Ink-Thingy In reply to blameco [2013-07-27 07:07:06 +0000 UTC]

NOPE =u="

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blameco In reply to An-Ink-Thingy [2013-07-27 07:09:15 +0000 UTC]

yup

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