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Published: 2005-07-30 19:00:48 +0000 UTC; Views: 92705; Favourites: 1483; Downloads: 13895
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what if everything in harry potter was the other way around?what if everything i said in this description meant the other way around?
DONT full-view!!! dont even TRY to full-view! if you full-view, u are a LOSER! if you full-view, u will be a POOPIE-HEAD! LOSER POOPIE-HEAD! eeeee!!!
this thing was SO FAST to make! it took me like, FIVE MINUTES! and guess what, NONE of these names are real! i mean, of COURSE i DIDNT go to google and look under baby names to make sure the names i picked were real! not even for chuong chang! who would be bored enough to do that???
I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!
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I absolutely LOVED it. Alll of them had me cracking up. I never would have thought of some of those names! Good work!
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OMG. dementora and lady vanessamort crack me up!
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Vanessamort *snorts* Sorry, that just had me cracking up...
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You know, I think this is the only HP gender-bend thingy out there that is actually accurate. Most times people just draw them like "Harry has black hair and green eyes, so Harriet will have black hair and green eyes", and then it sucks, but you actually captured their personalities, you know? Well, if that didn't make any sense, I can tell you it WAS a compliment!
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Lady Vanessamort just killed me! XD
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So much of this is awesome. However, its Mervin McGonagall that really got me.
To quote the Abbot from Robin Hood Men in Tights..."Mervin...Your name is Mervin?"
Sorry. Just the first thing that popped in my head. Really, this is awesome.
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LOLZ I am a loser
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Genius 
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Just <3. Loved the depiction of Sierra Black in particular. I does make me wonder how gender changes our perceptions of people and characters - Would Harry/Harriet Potter be the same story whatever the gender?
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Probably not! I have to say though--I am female, yet I find male protagonists to be more appealing and interesting than female ones. Not sure what that says about me.
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This is horrible, I hate it, It is not awesome at all. I am not sitting here thinking or even
I will not add this to faves.
It doesn't look like you spent any time at all on it.
And this conversation NEVER reminded me of backwards wednesday
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When you commented (or is that didn't?) It made me angry. Hope you're having a bad day.
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lol! i love these, but my faves have to be: Lupin, Dementora, all the weasleys, Snape, Tonya, Diggory, and Harriet. hmm, thats llike, half of them. lol, good job!
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this is great! (if you are still thinking in opposite then i mean this is horrible)
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Ooh fun! Er, I mean... I hate this and absolutely do not think it is in any way incredibly awesome.
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OMG SEVERINE SNAPE. I WOULD HIT THAT. also...Dementora
This is awesome, well done
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I think I died reading this. XD This is HILARIOUS.
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I love this! Hey is it okay if I use most of these names for a FanFic I'm Writing? It's okay if it's not, but I don't want to without your permission.
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You may as long as you give me some sort of credit. You can just say something simple like "Thanks to blastedgoose/Mae Uy for helping out with some of the character names!" or anything along those lines. A link to your fic would also be great, now I am curious to see what you have written!
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Alright, but I only have a few chapters done. 
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oh okay, haven't posted yet actually, been too busy. I've only finished 1 chapter and it's on a word document at the moment, sorry.
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Dude you should so have someone write a fanfic like this, just rewrite the entire story, it would be awesome
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If only, if only...
so good, really well done x
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AHAHAHA Dementora!!!!!!!!! (Sorry, got that after commenting!!)
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I love Rhea Lupin. She's sweet ^^
Remus is my favourite character
I also love Sierra Black too!
I hate how stereotypical I am with my favourites *pout* I'm a wolf person so my favourite character is Remus... then Sirius... Gah...
This is a great idea btw and I love that you got almost every character in!
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