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Published: 2016-03-10 01:06:03 +0000 UTC; Views: 14627; Favourites: 347; Downloads: 197
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cardboardcatman [2019-07-31 22:05:30 +0000 UTC]

Relatable

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CommanderOzEvolved [2018-03-25 09:26:03 +0000 UTC]

For some reason this reminds me of Kerbal Space Program

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Richardpul2 [2017-05-31 09:40:02 +0000 UTC]

He was never heard from again. THE END

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Tnynfox [2017-04-16 22:56:26 +0000 UTC]

The downside of allying and trading technology.

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doodlebugRP [2016-09-16 06:59:17 +0000 UTC]

WHERE IS YOUR BATTLESUIT NOW, XENOS FOOL?

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Blazbaros In reply to doodlebugRP [2016-09-16 07:28:01 +0000 UTC]

On the ground.

Where he left it.

Right next to the dead astartes that he stole the jump pack from

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doodlebugRP In reply to Blazbaros [2016-09-16 07:28:59 +0000 UTC]

I collapse in a pile of giggles...

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anno78 [2016-09-13 22:39:29 +0000 UTC]

"I can do whatever those Space Marines can do!"
*sound of lifting, plus laboured breathing, followed by loud click*
"Right!" Β *deep breaths* Β "Now, how do you turn this thing on?"
*a lot of fumbling*
"Ah ha! Β Now, I'll show you!"
*beep, immediately followed by sound of engines powering up, loudly*
"Easy, nothing to it. Β Those Marines are a bunch of...."
*rest of sentence is drowned out by a LOUD roar, and a shrill scream that fades into the distance*

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octoderfeast In reply to anno78 [2019-10-08 16:43:45 +0000 UTC]

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xavgui [2016-07-07 22:33:12 +0000 UTC]

why would one use space marine equipment when they arent one

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Blazbaros In reply to xavgui [2016-07-08 00:32:28 +0000 UTC]

Because

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xavgui In reply to Blazbaros [2016-07-08 02:35:03 +0000 UTC]

well i guess it makes for an epic and dynamic exit indeed

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El-Jorro [2016-04-28 14:58:24 +0000 UTC]

Aww! Too fast?

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Saguinius [2016-04-12 22:21:02 +0000 UTC]

First mistake, last mistake little Xeno.

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ezioauditore97 [2016-04-12 01:11:03 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious!

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RevealedFromtheVoy [2016-03-31 22:02:41 +0000 UTC]

lol

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joshua4637 [2016-03-28 15:18:23 +0000 UTC]

Now all ya need is battle brother tricycle squad chasing after him letting all hell break lose with their mounted las cannons

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Melanochrome [2016-03-23 15:15:12 +0000 UTC]

Somebody help meeeeee!

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Sexual-Yeti [2016-03-12 19:58:18 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD! This is hilarious!
I am also glad that the Tau have their version of Super Dave.

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The-PBG [2016-03-12 15:15:08 +0000 UTC]

Adapting enemy technology they said... it would be fun they said...

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doodlebugRP In reply to The-PBG [2016-09-16 06:59:59 +0000 UTC]

Snerk!

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Septimus-Oraka [2016-03-11 23:46:28 +0000 UTC]

Hehehehehehe! Β 

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ZS3 [2016-03-11 07:35:20 +0000 UTC]

Shas'O Jeb'Ed'Iah Ker'Man.

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doodlebugRP In reply to ZS3 [2016-09-16 07:00:59 +0000 UTC]

SO PERFECT.
Now we know why there is a Shas'bob.

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TerLoki In reply to ZS3 [2016-03-11 07:39:26 +0000 UTC]

All the yes.

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ZS3 In reply to TerLoki [2016-03-14 22:16:58 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^^

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SquareofOne [2016-03-11 02:51:25 +0000 UTC]

When you've got to get away RIGHT FUCKING NOW.

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webkilla [2016-03-10 20:16:21 +0000 UTC]

For the greater speed!

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Avarus-Lux [2016-03-10 17:56:46 +0000 UTC]

welp, that's what you get when you strap a lightweight to to a rocketpack fully designed to propelΒ  a heavyweight space marine at great speeds.

if he didnt soil his pants, the g-forces probably did it for him XD

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Konda020946 [2016-03-10 17:50:41 +0000 UTC]

as he is quite likely using it just after finding it it means he is fighting space marineΒ  meaning a tau impacting a space marine has the same effect as a bug on a windshield
*splat*

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Zachg56 [2016-03-10 16:39:37 +0000 UTC]

Wut

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JAFNOVA [2016-03-10 10:54:49 +0000 UTC]

"SMOKING!"Β 

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asaenvolk [2016-03-10 10:36:33 +0000 UTC]

FOR THE GREATER GOOD!

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DeadCobra [2016-03-10 10:24:28 +0000 UTC]

Funny

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TheShepster [2016-03-10 09:21:02 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!! You just made my day!

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BrotherCoa [2016-03-10 08:34:53 +0000 UTC]

This is basically Tau once they lose all Riptides and Railguns in thew game. xD

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lordhadrian [2016-03-10 08:09:19 +0000 UTC]

Cool

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AmensMagus [2016-03-10 05:48:45 +0000 UTC]

Thanks for sharing this one, it gave me a real good laugh

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Sorantheman [2016-03-10 05:15:42 +0000 UTC]

Could have been worse for the guy. It could have been a Rokkit Pack.

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LegionaireB [2016-03-10 04:37:49 +0000 UTC]

Kerbal Space Program, 40K edition.

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Top-Gun5391 [2016-03-10 04:35:21 +0000 UTC]

This is what happens when Tau try to take Space Marine stuff either the guns shatter their little glass arms or the jet packs send them Blasting Off

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mistercrab8539 [2016-03-10 04:10:05 +0000 UTC]

THIS WAS A BAD IDEA! THIS ROCKET JETPACK IS CRAZY FAST!

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MaverickGunner [2016-03-10 03:40:44 +0000 UTC]

Someone is going into SPESS the hard way

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SkeeNLangly [2016-03-10 03:33:21 +0000 UTC]

hehehehe

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Agent505 [2016-03-10 03:03:22 +0000 UTC]

Weird, this reminds me of Buster on the Mythbusters grand finale...

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doodlebugRP In reply to Agent505 [2016-09-16 07:10:13 +0000 UTC]

Sooooooo... Fio'El Jai'me'hei Nam'an and Fio'El Ada'msa Vage are presumably sitting back behind a blast sheild, whooping about how fast Shas'La Buster here just disappeared from view?

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Agent505 In reply to doodlebugRP [2016-09-16 13:42:57 +0000 UTC]

Sure, I guess.

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randomeye713 [2016-03-10 02:50:13 +0000 UTC]

I saw this and I was like ""Pffffftt haa HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Oh man, it's been awhile since I've seen something ridiculous and warhammer related

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leinglo [2016-03-10 02:27:58 +0000 UTC]

Although heavily used in battlesuits today, the Tau's initial attempts to utilize and reverse-engineer jump pack technology were somewhat...difficult.

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doodlebugRP In reply to leinglo [2016-11-30 12:07:12 +0000 UTC]

I read that in Attenborough voice. It was good.

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