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Original blank Skyrim Meme can be found here.

Title: First off, as the title suggests, this is only the thieves version. I plan on making another meme using my actual Dovahkiin. My thief is just my favorite file.

1. Elegal, related to an Elegal from Cyrodiil, who was not related to that lame guy from Morrowind. He's my favorite, but he can't fight without spells, potions, poisons, and cannon fodder.

2. In my head, the whole got "caught at the border thing and a dragon showed up" never happened to Elegal because that happened to my Dragonborn. (In my head they all exist in one universe) But he could have very well gotten caught without the dragon showing up.

3. Gasp! A non-corrupted guard you can't bribe! What do you do? Elegal's main strength is avoiding conflict, and running away with all your stuff. Plus, I did once pick up a flower, not realizing I "stole" it, then the wrath of the guards came down upon me...

4. Elegal has plans you see. Maven's going down with the help of Elegal's favorite people, Karliah and Brynjolf. The next big boss of Riften's going to be him, darnit! Plus she keeps bugging his people...

5. His two greatest loves: Senna and treasure. Turns out she loves treasure too. Soulmates.

6. I never liked Mercer Frey from the get-go, and the entire quest line just built up to this last bit. It was extremely relieving to finally kill him, but it was also extremely hard as Elegal is not a good fighter. Which makes it stand out all the more in my mind.

7. Sorry Dark Brotherhood, I like you, but my heart will always belong to another. Plus, really awesome Thieves Guild Armor, Linwe's Armor, Nightingale Armor, and Guild Master's Armor versus Dark Brotherhood's one armor.

8. It'd be a confusing mess. Elegal would worship the ground the Gray Fox walks on, the Gray Fox would keep taking his mask on and off just to mess with him, and it'd turn out that the Gray Fox is actually his great-great-great-great grandfather also named Elegal. Or something.

9. Everything, but you can actually sit there and just watch the sky all day long. It's beautiful. But I failed in painting that.

10. There are a couple things I don't like, but these stick out in my mind. Pick-pocket is a seperate skill, and while it'll give you some good cash and magic rings, that's about it. Your horses always die. Always.

11. I heart you Skyrim!

Description
Original blank Skyrim Meme can be found here.

Title: First off, as the title suggests, this is only the thieves version. I plan on making another meme using my actual Dovahkiin. My thief is just my favorite file.

1. Elegal, related to an Elegal from Cyrodiil, who was not related to that lame guy from Morrowind. He's my favorite, but he can't fight without spells, potions, poisons, and cannon fodder.

2. In my head, the whole got "caught at the border thing and a dragon showed up" never happened to Elegal because that happened to my Dragonborn. (In my head they all exist in one universe) But he could have very well gotten caught without the dragon showing up.

3. Gasp! A non-corrupted guard you can't bribe! What do you do? Elegal's main strength is avoiding conflict, and running away with all your stuff. Plus, I did once pick up a flower, not realizing I "stole" it, then the wrath of the guards came down upon me...

4. Elegal has plans you see. Maven's going down with the help of Elegal's favorite people, Karliah and Brynjolf. The next big boss of Riften's going to be him, darnit! Plus she keeps bugging his people...

5. His two greatest loves: Senna and treasure. Turns out she loves treasure too. Soulmates.

6. I never liked Mercer Frey from the get-go, and the entire quest line just built up to this last bit. It was extremely relieving to finally kill him, but it was also extremely hard as Elegal is not a good fighter. Which makes it stand out all the more in my mind.

7. Sorry Dark Brotherhood, I like you, but my heart will always belong to another. Plus, really awesome Thieves Guild Armor, Linwe's Armor, Nightingale Armor, and Guild Master's Armor versus Dark Brotherhood's one armor.

8. It'd be a confusing mess. Elegal would worship the ground the Gray Fox walks on, the Gray Fox would keep taking his mask on and off just to mess with him, and it'd turn out that the Gray Fox is actually his great-great-great-great grandfather also named Elegal. Or something.

9. Everything, but you can actually sit there and just watch the sky all day long. It's beautiful. But I failed in painting that.

10. There are a couple things I don't like, but these stick out in my mind. Pick-pocket is a seperate skill, and while it'll give you some good cash and magic rings, that's about it. Your horses always die. Always.

11. I heart you Skyrim!