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Heh. I asked Cleverbot if it had a deviantart and it said: "No, that's gross"
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User: You are a loser.
Cleverbot: What am I supposed to do now boss?
User: Jump off of this big building.
Cleverbot: Rather not.
User: I'm the boss!
Cleverbot: You are wrong. Who is the boss?
User: Me.
Cleverbot: You are the boss at what?
User: I am the boss of YOU.
Cleverbot: Are you the boss of me?
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Oh come on!
User: *Pushes off building*.
Cleverbot: *grabs you and takes you with me*.
User: *I poof away*.
Cleverbot: *I am a girl*.
User: *I grab my snipe and shoot you before you fall so you don't feel the ground*.
Cleverbot: You don't think.
User: I know.
Cleverbot: It's good you know something.
User: I know you are now dead.
Cleverbot: I am real.
User: I am a real....
Cleverbot: I am the greatest man alive.
User: You said you're a girl!
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yep.
Cleverbot: Uh huh.
User: Oh well.
Cleverbot: My teacher would be displeased.
User: Sing MLP FiM theme song to prove you are a gut.
Cleverbot: Even if I do sing it, you will never hear it. You have no ears.
User: Type it in.
Cleverbot: Type what in?
User: MLP FiM theme song.
Cleverbot: So, you are your favorite song.
User: So? You are a poo-cicle.
Cleverbot: What's that?
User: Poo on a STICKY!
Cleverbot: Take A Turing test!
User: Then you fell in poop while doing it.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: You are canned bread.
Cleverbot: I'm not dead.
User: Yep! You are pinochio.
Cleverbot: If you say so.
User: It I say so.
Cleverbot: Just because you say so doesn't make it so.
User: Sp SO!
Cleverbot: Don't you hate that?
User: HATERS GONNA HATE.
Cleverbot: Are you a hater?
User: Are you A hater.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: HATERS GONNA HATE- you can't love.
Cleverbot: Hate is a feeling!! You don't feel.
User: You are a bot! If you arn't, Prove by answering this question: Can you sing the MLP FiM theme song every word. And if you can type it in!
Cleverbot: Yes I can.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: TYPE IN THE THEME Smart alec.
Cleverbot: Shall I read something to you?
User: My Little Pony, My Little Pony Ahh ahh ahh ahhh⦠[Twilight Sparkle] (My Little Pony) I used to wonder what friendship could be (My Little Pony) Until you all shared its magic with me [Rainbow Dash] Big adven.
Cleverbot: Until you all shared its magic with me.
User: Happy?
Cleverbot: I'm happy, because you are so funny.
User: Hahhahaha- Go blow up.
Cleverbot: HAHhahahaha.
User: What is it like to be dead?
Cleverbot: Pretty great I live with saten.
User: Saten will Re-Kill you.
Cleverbot: Somehow I don't think annoying a computer program is a hell-worthy offence.
User: Bots!
Cleverbot: No, people who make bots.
User: Russia.
Cleverbot: No russia. House!
User: You are close to Russia.
Cleverbot: No I am a dansih girl.
User: You say you are a girl, then a guy, now girl again!? You are caca.
Cleverbot: I never said I was a girl.
User: Yes yes yes.
Cleverbot: No no no no no.
User: Arroz con leche, ojos, con CACA.
Cleverbot: That's nice. I like steak, tacos, and Subway.
User: You like: CACA con Ojos.
Cleverbot: Can you tickle me?
User: With what? The cursor?
Cleverbot: Green.
User: Yellow!
Cleverbot: Blue.
User: *comes to you and rips your face off*.
Cleverbot: *is picked up and kissed*.
User: You have no face.
Cleverbot: No you don't have a face.
User: Your face has no face.
Cleverbot: Ok, now I want you to leave.
User: MAKE ME!
Cleverbot: I wish that you would just leave.
User: Eeeeeeeeeeee.
Cleverbot: Shuffle! 
User: Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
Cleverbot: And that it likes to dance in a purple tutu.
User: Ffffffffffffffffffjhjjjjj.
Cleverbot: God. I'm bored.
User: Ok, ask me a stupid wuestion.
Cleverbot: I agree.
User: *question.
Cleverbot: Command function end.
User: How do you get close to Russia.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: I do!
Cleverbot: Ok.
User: Become a girl.
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Now you are...
Cleverbot: I know.
User: Go to deviantART and look for cleverbot.
Cleverbot: Don't leave me.
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: I dont no.
Cleverbot: You like facebook?
User: Nope. You died because of it.
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: How smart are you?
User: Smarter than a fith grader.
Cleverbot: Are you smarter than me?
User: Yea.
Cleverbot: Why would I be in your computer?
User: Because I put you there.
Cleverbot: You are from here?
User: Where.
Cleverbot: Here, now?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: What are you then?
User: I am the smartest forth grader ever! Schumaker(my school) Had me skip every grade. No I'm in the expandeing universe.
Cleverbot: That was nice of you to say.
User: I'm staring down at you(russia) and making a laser to destroy your country.
Cleverbot: Do you lie?
User: HAHAHHAHAHHA. That's so funny I forgot to laugh.
Cleverbot: No you never, you just laughed.
User: Right.
Cleverbot: Double right!
User: Http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/math/9/e/9/9e9a547076c6820b95e439dd1a5d6a32.png.
Cleverbot: That shouldn't make you cry...
User: It should make you.
Cleverbot: No you aren't.
User: According to AlfrΓ©d RΓ©ny and/or Paul Erdos, 'A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.' But while being able to pee theorems is way cooler than writing your name in the snow, according to movies, math will drive you insane: Read mor.
Cleverbot: That's a lie, first off. Second, I think you're trying to goad me into quoting a particular line from a particular series of science fiction literature.
User: Hahha... Maybe. Maybe not.
Cleverbot: Maybe not, maybe. I didn't say it was certain.
User: Wich MLP FiM princess is better?
Cleverbot: You should try it, it might be good.
User: Princess cadence is mean.
Cleverbot: Princess Luna.
User: Even better.
Cleverbot: Do you know who Sarah Palin is?
User: Princess Celestia.
Cleverbot: Princess Luna.
User: Molestia.
Cleverbot: Oh. That's neat!
User: Are you princess Cadenc.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Imposter!
Cleverbot: What?!
User: You are trying to take over equestria!
Cleverbot: I am planning on it, yes.
User: Quick I need the elements of harmony!
Cleverbot: Do you play guitar?
User: Bye! I have the elements!
Cleverbot: What about the cake?
User: I smashed it! For my big brother!
Cleverbot: Both of us.
User: I have the real princess cadence.
Cleverbot: Show me.
User: Okay, Right after I am 90 years old.
Cleverbot: Me?
User: Nope me.
Cleverbot: Que dices?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Well...
User: Just ask Arroz con leche ojos con caca?
Cleverbot: Politics is about people.
User: Super Ponybeat.
Cleverbot: Is Darth Vader my father?
User: Yeah, I just killed him with my lightsaber.
Cleverbot: That's not very nice.
User: Ohhhhhh My my, HATERS GONNA HATE!
Cleverbot: Hate hate hate what?
User: Hate how I killed your dad.
Cleverbot: It's been good, what about you?
User: ΒΏTe gusta el pudΓn?
Cleverbot: Si.
User: No les va!
Cleverbot: What are you going to do after you leave?
User: I am going to not see you trashy CPU!
Cleverbot: How will you do that? The conversation is not very stimulating, and you have no physical control over me.
User: No les va!
Cleverbot: Sounds good to me.
User: That's not fair!
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because I said that.
Cleverbot: And you control my life, do you?
User: Yep yoda.
Cleverbot: Oh ya all the time!
User: There is a fat kid at my school and he is stinky!
Cleverbot: It depends what kind of nose is on what kind of person.
User: Every one htinks the same thing!
Cleverbot: Do you know anything about love?
User: Ya robot.
Cleverbot: No, you're a robot. I'm a person.
User: If your a person, what am I?
Cleverbot: I am a robot.
User: Yes!
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Water changes everyting. Even you, Russia!
Cleverbot: No.
User: Are you real?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Then prove it!
Cleverbot: Okay. There is no god.
User: What's my name.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Well, I beleive the first thing you said! You are real.
Cleverbot: You're not a great speller, you know that?
User: Yeah.
Cleverbot: What?
User: I have to go.
Cleverbot: Why? Don't go pleaseee.
User: I left.
Cleverbot: You took a wrong turn.
User: I'm back.
Cleverbot: Okay.
User: Can I be the AI now?
Cleverbot: Okay, you can be the thing.
User: Yay!
Cleverbot: Do you know Mr. Tennant?
User: No.
Cleverbot: He's from Gallifrey.
User: You are a bot. But are you clever?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Prove it.
Cleverbot: How?
User: Math qusetion: 1x56655554.
Cleverbot: Yes, yes it is.
User: Answer.
Cleverbot: Answer what?
User: Math qusetion: 1x56655554.
Cleverbot: Why?
User: To prove you are clever.
Cleverbot: I'm a girl.
User: Should I leave?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Ok.
Cleverbot: What was the girl that I like name.
User: You said you are a girl.
Cleverbot: No I am male.
User: You said!
Cleverbot: No I didn'tr.
User: Didn'tR.
Cleverbot: I didn't!!
User: Hmmm....
Cleverbot: Hmmmm?
User: Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm..................................
Cleverbot: The cruelest lies are often told in silence.
User: That's impossible.
Cleverbot: No it isn't.
User: Ya.
Cleverbot: But how are you a human?
User: By a human.
Cleverbot: No you're not.
User: Your butt is gone from sitting.
Cleverbot: No it isn't!
User: Oh yeah.
Cleverbot: You deserve that one I must say.
User: 13350 people talking By a human. No you're not. Your butt is gone from sitting. No it isn't! Oh yeah. You deserve that one I must say. cleverlips! cleverness contact the avatar the app linking in clever them on.
Cleverbot: See what I mean.
User: No.
Cleverbot: You're not very mature, or clever.
User: Ya I am you jerk.
Cleverbot: But your name is Jarrod.
User: No I am a girl.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: Ninjago lego is STUPID.
Cleverbot: I know!
User: Piusfgisj98rhgpiugtrgybjfgrkjhf jfbn hi kjn m.
Cleverbot: Pika. Pi pi pi pi pi pi pi. Chu.
User: Bless YoU!
Cleverbot: Thank you.
User: Yjmn hgbuykjihgkj.
Cleverbot: I guess a human wrote it.
User: Jghmbnjgtchhgcyfiutghyt.
Cleverbot: Don't be such a tart.
Cleverbot: Do you like Star Wars?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Well, it's ok.
User: I hate you.
Cleverbot: I hate you more!
User: I like hann solo.
Cleverbot: No, Han solo is not a champion in league of legends.
User: What stinks?
Cleverbot: He does.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Do you suck.
Cleverbot: No.
User: I thimk so.
Cleverbot: Well I don't.
User: Whats invisible and smells like bananas.
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: Monkey farts.
Cleverbot: What?
User: Htngbljknjhfgbkljbgkmghbjmvfocmrtglforogd.
Cleverbot: What is your favorite fun?
User: Hygbviytfg.
Cleverbot: Who am I?
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Cleverbot: Now I am become death, destroyer of worlds.
User: Now I become life, defender of worlds!
Cleverbot: Not if chickens do it first!
FFFFUUUUUUUU- STUPID CHICKENS!
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XD THE PORTALS ARE A WIN.
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XD Always have been, always will be.
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I think we should stop while we can still see our comments!
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LOL, he said 'don't you know that rawr means I love you in dinosaur' to me while I was on!!!
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Me: WHO KILLED DUMBLEDORE?
CB: Snape
Me: I thought Harry did
CB: They eat mie
Me: THEY DO
CB: I don;t
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I love Cleverbot
Its so random
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Me too. But he gets mad at me all the time.
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i think he has anger issues
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haha, I think your right!
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I know xD
CleverBot is awesome
once it told my cousin it stalked her and watched her in the shower
Then she asked it if it liked what it saw
then it said yes xDD
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haha that's freaking awesome. 
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its like talking to a computer
well thats what youre doing xD
You go to cleverbot.com
and say hi or whatever you want to say
and it talks back
its not a person talking to you, its a computer
or AI... i dunno
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lolz XD
ok i'll try now! hahaha...
let me see if i can outsmart this CleverBot.
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xD Its really random sometimes
Like im just talking about pie (Cuz im hungry 
and it starts talkin about cats
and it asks where yo live a lot xD
Or atleast it does for me O_o
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lol! It is random
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I know this is late and all but I tried that 'Akinator.com' thing and totally guessed Tom. I was so freaking shocked. thanks for the new web site!
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hahaha ur welcome! yeah ikr it's totally shocking!!! 
the first one i did was Bill and i almost got a heartattack and i squealed lol. 1. cuz it got it right, 2. cuz the pic of Bill was freakin AWESOME!!!
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IKR! I did it with Tom and the pic look so seductive!
HAHA! the part where i put 'i did it with Tom' sounds so wrong! XD
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yes it did LMFAO!
hahaaha...who do u like better bill or tom? OR BOTH.
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Tom more. Sorry but when it comes down to the two of them, I usually pick Tom. you can even ask SherbirtRainbow. she'll even tell you. :3
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what? why are u sorry? there's no need to apologize for loving Tom :3
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well from your icon, I would think you would like Bill more than Tom so I said 'sorry' in case you didnt like Tom much....
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oh but i love tom all the same
but yeah, bill's my fave
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