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The Original Blu Team Was Assembled By Blutarch Mann In The 1850s In An Attempt To Claim All Of The Land Bequeathed To Him And His Brother, Redmond, By Their Father. Unfortunately For Blutarch, It Appears That The Original Red Team Was Assembled At The Same Time, Leaving Both Siblings At A Stalemate. The Original Team Consisted Of The Same Nine Classes As The Current Organization. The Scout, Inspired By Billy The Kid, Took On The Appearance Of A Young Cowboy, Complete With Spurred Boots. The Soldier, Who Resembles Stonewall Jackson, Dressed Like A Member Of The Confederate States Army, Utilizing A Rifle, Rather Than A Rocket Launcher. In Keeping With Tradition, The Demoman, Inspired By Alfred Nobel, Was A One-eyed Dynamite-loving Prospector. Unlike His Modern Russian Counterpart, The Heavy Resembled John Henry, Preferring To Put His Enemies Out Of Commission With A Monstrous Sledgehammer, Whilst The Sniper, Like Davy Crockett, Partnered His Trusty Rifle With A Coonskin Cap. Prior To His Appointment As President Of The United States, The Pyro, Abraham Lincoln, Used An Experimental Flamethrower To Aid His Comrades In Battle. Blu Team's Medic, Resembling Sigmund Freud, Appeared To Retain His Contemporary's Love Of The Bonesaw, Whilst The Team's Engineer, Who Resembles Nikola Tesla, Was Forced To Make Do With A Satchel Of Blueprints, Rather Than A Pda. Finally, The Spy Eschewed A Balaclava In Favor Of A Domino-mask And Equally-sinister Mustache In The Style Of Fu Manchu.Related content
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