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Boarfeathers — Cannibalism for moron control

Published: 2008-10-13 03:32:16 +0000 UTC; Views: 7964; Favourites: 278; Downloads: 58
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Description I support cannibalism for moron control.

with help from [link]

feel free to use or post where ever, just please don't claim it as your own
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KaiTheGamer [2018-09-16 01:04:14 +0000 UTC]

Actually I ate my friend's brother(he was the biggest dumbass I had ever seen) and I'm slowly getting more and more dumb.

0/10 Wouldn't Recommend.

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Xanness [2014-09-23 05:27:27 +0000 UTC]

We need this law: Eating morons is legal.

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SeiuchiKing [2013-05-04 03:35:19 +0000 UTC]

pssshhh, who wants to eat a moron?

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GodzillaKrueger [2012-10-07 01:41:09 +0000 UTC]

Interesting concept. It'd solve overpopulation and world hunger too.

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tutifruti41 [2012-04-03 13:03:48 +0000 UTC]

Ewww, they'd taste like dumbass. BC

Might be contagious too;; best boil it first just in case.. and then we add the spice.

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TheBrainforest In reply to tutifruti41 [2015-06-14 16:47:38 +0000 UTC]

Just avoid the brains!
Seriously though, human brains contain prion particles that can lead to a deadly disease called Kuru.
...don't ask how I know that.

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RS-Kyra [2011-10-26 04:31:23 +0000 UTC]

But they would taste horrible...

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Captainsnarkyninja In reply to RS-Kyra [2015-08-06 17:32:10 +0000 UTC]

Actually humans taste like Pork


The smell when ya cook'em is awful

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LeDoritoCat In reply to Captainsnarkyninja [2021-02-08 12:30:32 +0000 UTC]

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Migrating-Coconut [2011-07-01 13:14:55 +0000 UTC]

I lol'd so hard here!

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Boarfeathers In reply to Migrating-Coconut [2011-07-07 23:00:31 +0000 UTC]

good!

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TDLBallistic [2011-06-08 09:42:59 +0000 UTC]

I AM NOT A MORON!

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MonolithHyena In reply to TDLBallistic [2014-08-26 06:44:55 +0000 UTC]

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TDLBallistic In reply to MonolithHyena [2014-08-27 01:43:03 +0000 UTC]

Not unless you were the Iron Giant >w>

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MonolithHyena In reply to TDLBallistic [2014-08-27 03:58:22 +0000 UTC]

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TDLBallistic In reply to MonolithHyena [2014-08-27 04:13:22 +0000 UTC]

No less disturbing than when GLaDOS crushed him like a fruit in her claw...

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INeedAVacation [2011-04-21 06:27:57 +0000 UTC]

I'd think you could only catch their stupidity if you eat the brain... but I could be wrong.
Either way, they'd be easy prey. Like cattle, I think.

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Boarfeathers In reply to INeedAVacation [2011-07-07 23:01:01 +0000 UTC]

Agreed.

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RosethePoet [2011-04-10 23:47:14 +0000 UTC]

I love you!

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Boarfeathers In reply to RosethePoet [2011-04-26 06:09:05 +0000 UTC]

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Redemmo [2011-03-30 23:03:09 +0000 UTC]

DON'T DO IT!!! Studies suggest that moronity can be acquired by ingesting it.

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Boarfeathers In reply to Redemmo [2011-04-26 06:08:59 +0000 UTC]

Nah, you just have to cook them longer....

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Katy-L-Wood [2011-03-30 21:37:26 +0000 UTC]

you are what you eat.

sorry...couldn't resit. XD

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Boarfeathers In reply to Katy-L-Wood [2011-04-26 06:08:24 +0000 UTC]

XD and I do love being human

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xXWolfChildXx [2011-03-21 04:21:41 +0000 UTC]

what do we do when all the morons have been eaten?

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Boarfeathers In reply to xXWolfChildXx [2011-03-21 08:35:13 +0000 UTC]

Well.....I don't know!

Though at the rate the human race is going these days, do you think that will ever happen?

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xXWolfChildXx In reply to Boarfeathers [2011-03-22 05:40:00 +0000 UTC]

Yeah but by then, we wont be cannibals, we'll be ZOMBIES XD

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xVivid [2010-09-17 04:15:35 +0000 UTC]

NO WAY.
Then the moronic syndrome will be passed on to whoever eats it!

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TheLugia702 In reply to xVivid [2012-07-09 11:44:06 +0000 UTC]

have the morons eat eachother and shoot the last one until it's dead

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Rhavencroft [2010-08-13 00:34:00 +0000 UTC]

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Boarfeathers In reply to Rhavencroft [2010-08-13 01:04:00 +0000 UTC]

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autismscribbles [2010-03-21 23:57:10 +0000 UTC]

Well that'd be the way to do it.

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Boarfeathers In reply to autismscribbles [2010-04-12 17:51:28 +0000 UTC]

Indeed.

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BTIsaac [2010-03-14 13:24:11 +0000 UTC]

No. Just no. Morons taste horrible.

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Boarfeathers In reply to BTIsaac [2010-04-12 17:52:37 +0000 UTC]

Nah, all they need is some ketchup and they taste fine...maybe a nice little salad on the side...some fava beans........

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Vekke [2009-07-26 17:23:11 +0000 UTC]

edgy!

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MetalHead420 [2009-05-23 09:10:47 +0000 UTC]

I fucking love you, Jenn. Miss you!

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QueenOfLeeGaa [2009-05-08 10:02:25 +0000 UTC]

But the sad thing is: you are what you eat...
Not that morons deserve to live, or anything ... XD

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LostMemoryOfADream [2009-04-05 05:35:59 +0000 UTC]

This stamp ROCKS! I think I'll use this (I will credit you of course)

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LostMemoryOfADream [2009-04-05 05:34:44 +0000 UTC]

This stamp ROCKS! I think I'll use this (I will credit you of course)

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NationTomes [2009-03-23 23:05:07 +0000 UTC]

Hi I saw your stamp ages ago after my gf linked me to it. I thought it was great.

Here is a link which I think complements your stamp perfectly.

[link]

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Boarfeathers In reply to NationTomes [2009-03-26 08:04:52 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! It really does, thanks for the link! That's what he gets for cheating.

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NationTomes In reply to Boarfeathers [2009-03-26 13:24:13 +0000 UTC]

I must say what struck me was the complete irony of his punishment... I support that woman's actions to the full extent... though I may be a little old fashioned...

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Boarfeathers In reply to NationTomes [2009-03-27 07:40:41 +0000 UTC]

I agree.

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Moiqueen [2009-03-18 01:15:17 +0000 UTC]

I need this stamp.
Not only does it weed out the morons, it also ends world hunger! After all, one man can feed 20. IT'S PERFECT!

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Boarfeathers In reply to Moiqueen [2009-03-26 07:51:20 +0000 UTC]

Thanks! My thoughts exactly! Cannibalism can solve anything, hehehe.

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Slightly-Odd [2009-03-17 20:10:56 +0000 UTC]

Wow. Just wow

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styx-leagon [2009-02-10 19:15:54 +0000 UTC]

This stamp FTW.

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Persnicketese [2009-01-18 05:16:55 +0000 UTC]

XD I couldn't agree more.

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2ndVoice [2008-10-21 17:48:36 +0000 UTC]

At least good for something!

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