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I think I put effort into the wrong things.

Anyway, this is for the Calc BC goblet project. Evidently, I coerced partner ~Kaza2S into making ours an American football. LOL.

I hope you like corn, 'cause here's our marketing plan:

"Hey, all of you football fans! Tired of the same old beer cap? Are the jersey and face paint getting a bit old? Is getting into fistfights and drive-by shootings over why the Raiders don’t suck not extreme enough anymore? Well, never fear, for the all-new Touchdown Goblet is here! Its stylish design is carefully and intricately crafted to broadcast your interests with the subtlety and delicacy of a true gentleman. Impress your friends and family with this classy new addition to your tabletop! As if the sophisticated design wasn’t enough, the detachable goalpost stem doubles as a high-tier paper football goal. No more low-budget finger goalposts or paper footballs in the face for you or your friends! Meanwhile, the main football-shaped body of the goblet comes equipped with quality lacing for a better grip while the stem is detached. The screw-on cap also provides for ease of transportation, so you can take this liquid-dispensing gem with you wherever you go. Have your friends ever wanted a share of your drink, but were sitting so far away that you had to get up to give it to them? Well, no more! Just twist the cap on and go long! Tableware has never been so hip. So the next time you take a seat with your buddies to watch the Raiders not be in the Super Bowl, sit back, relax, and go the whole nine yards with your very own Touchdown Goblet!"

... I would buy one.

Description
I think I put effort into the wrong things.

Anyway, this is for the Calc BC goblet project. Evidently, I coerced partner ~Kaza2S into making ours an American football. LOL.

I hope you like corn, 'cause here's our marketing plan:

"Hey, all of you football fans! Tired of the same old beer cap? Are the jersey and face paint getting a bit old? Is getting into fistfights and drive-by shootings over why the Raiders don’t suck not extreme enough anymore? Well, never fear, for the all-new Touchdown Goblet is here! Its stylish design is carefully and intricately crafted to broadcast your interests with the subtlety and delicacy of a true gentleman. Impress your friends and family with this classy new addition to your tabletop! As if the sophisticated design wasn’t enough, the detachable goalpost stem doubles as a high-tier paper football goal. No more low-budget finger goalposts or paper footballs in the face for you or your friends! Meanwhile, the main football-shaped body of the goblet comes equipped with quality lacing for a better grip while the stem is detached. The screw-on cap also provides for ease of transportation, so you can take this liquid-dispensing gem with you wherever you go. Have your friends ever wanted a share of your drink, but were sitting so far away that you had to get up to give it to them? Well, no more! Just twist the cap on and go long! Tableware has never been so hip. So the next time you take a seat with your buddies to watch the Raiders not be in the Super Bowl, sit back, relax, and go the whole nine yards with your very own Touchdown Goblet!"

... I would buy one.