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Published: 2009-10-07 00:34:12 +0000 UTC; Views: 2479; Favourites: 18; Downloads: 15
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A helpful cheat sheet about beards and moustaches and whether they are acceptable.Related content
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My only comeback that I can think of is. No you are.
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Fair enough. I have a full beard which I find to be most excellent.
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This is actually based on a poster of acceptable facial hair for wearing a gas mask safely. But taken out of context it's weird funny. I have no problem with beards.
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Wow what an odd but informative poster. Unless my beard filtered out everything I would not be getting saved by a gas mask.
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Yeah to wear a gas mask safely you apparently have to look like a douche.
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extended mustache is only acceptable with a square chin and badass sunglasses
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Yeah I have a beard myself. This is based on a weird acceptable facial hair for wearing a gas mask at my work...safety poster.
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I say people can have what beard they want! D: Though, since I'm a girl... I wouldn't naturally want a beard but, if I was a guy.... that is a whole different story. I'd being doing all the... "unacceptable" ones, and if people dont like it, they can kiss my ass.
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This is actually a semi-parody of a poster from my work about acceptable facial hair for wearing a gas mask. I just thought that taken out of context it would be way funnier.
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Screw the cheat sheet. Apparently the rule is that hair anywhere ouside the edge of the upper lip is unacceptable. Plus the Hitler.
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This is actually a parody of a chart of approved facial hair for wearing a gas mask from my work. All the drawings are from it, except for the ones I added. Everytime I see the poster at work it cracks me up so I stole it and scanned it.
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I have a full beard right now..
It's glorious. I hate shaving and now I don't have to.
It started when I got ill and at first it was just a spikey mess of stabby hair, but now it's like having a pet that you don't have to feed. Although I can look into the mirror when I eat and pretend if I'm in the mood.
It likes being tickled under my chin.
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That's great. But according to this chart that's unacceptable. Unfortunately I don't make the rules buster.
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I have an unacceptable beard! I feel like a rebel!
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I love it, but I disagree.
Clean shaven or full beard are acceptable. Moustache variations are acceptable depending on circumstance. Beards in any style beyond full are unacceptable.
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These drawings are from a poster at my work about acceptable facial hair types for wearing a respirator mask. I just thought it would be funny to do a take off of that because the original poster cracks me up every day.
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Haha, it sounds incredible.
What facial hair types ARE acceptable for wearing a respirator mask? I'm guessing the less, the better.
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i think it'll be a little tough to grow a gimp beard
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That's probably because you've never heard of people that have leather instead of facial hair. HA HA.
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Now I haft to shave my full face beard?! This is an outrage!
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I'm sorry...but it is just plain unacceptable.
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WHATEVER YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD!
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I am your real dad. Actually I killed him in a sense because I fell to the Dark Side and then became some kind of creepy beardless robot man.
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