HOME | DD
bobthedalek β Beached
#beach #bobthedalek #octadad #octamum #mylittlepony #traditionalart #mylittleponyfriendshipismagic
Published: 2018-06-26 21:00:06 +0000 UTC; Views: 6129; Favourites: 287; Downloads: 43
Redirect to original
Description
Day two of 'The Great British Heat Wave 2018'......I've accepted my fate...
...give it a week and I''l be nothing but empty skin coloured wet suit sitting in a puddle of tea...
...I grew up on the south east coast so I'm used to the heat at this time of year, but even I'll agree, It's too hot!
MLP:FiM owned by Hasbro.
Related content
Comments: 77
His collar bone must be killer stallion-ly.
I make no apologies for my abuse of the English language. I'm American, it's my birthright.Β Β
π: 0 β©: 1
The chicks dig a good collar bone!
π: 0 β©: 0
While in Portugal (and probably Spain) we're having the weather that England usually has during the summer: cold, rainy days, temperatures not passing 25ΒΊC... in July!! We should have had 30ΒΊC max by mid-May!...
The weather is all mixed up... :/
π: 0 β©: 0
The joke on him, there aren't any other mares
π: 0 β©: 1
...and he's the girliest looking one there!
π: 0 β©: 1
Which is probably why the other stallions are checking him out
π: 0 β©: 0
(alternate line)
Believe me, Ostin, the mares'll FAINT OUT OF FRIGHT rather than SWOON over YOUR body...
π: 0 β©: 1
...not as much as yours...
WHAT WAS THAT?!!!
π: 0 β©: 1
Uhh... Tavi... I think I'd stay well away from those two today. 0_0
Why do ya think I don't go to tha beach!?
π: 0 β©: 0
And here I thought there were clubs where the mares donned clothing with stallions yelling. "Put it on, put it on!"
π: 0 β©: 1
Oh, the mental image that creates!
π: 0 β©: 0
Lightweight. lol
You married him lady, you know its hard for him to contain his swag.
π: 0 β©: 0
Where I'm at, the temperature is in the high 90's F with humidity levels at 90%, meaning the heat index is above 105 F.
...And I work outside 10 hours a day.
You Brits don't know what hot is.Β But at least none of us have fur or pony manes to deal with.
...Of course, if having to put up with that meant I got be a pony, mind you...
π: 0 β©: 0
Not tight enough! NOT TIGHT ENOUGH!
π: 0 β©: 0
Ostin's probably overstating his attraction to mares anyway.
π: 0 β©: 1
Equestrian news report. Life guards had to be fast and help down a stallion who were about to be hanged in his own bowtie. The royal guard has no suspects so far and the stallion has not revealed the perpetrators identity and only responded with: I should have seen that coming
π: 0 β©: 0
Well, I've seen people drool over Octavia without her bow.
π: 0 β©: 1
Well, nice to see that Octavia's parents are doing good...
(That was sarcastic.)
π: 0 β©: 0
From his message, if i read it correctly, I think he means well.
π: 0 β©: 0
Kudos.
On Friday, a four day heat wave starts.
I will feel your pain.
I might leave a puddle of tea too.
Well, it was ice tea before.
π: 0 β©: 1
Four days? How I'd long for that, we're slowly coming up to the end of the second week here.
All the grass is dead, the Tarmac is melting on the roads, and the local reservoir level has dropped to the point where you can go down down onto the bed of the river and walk on the old streets of the village that was 'drowned' during its creation...
We had some clouds pass over earlier this week. We thought it was all over, turns out it's just nature mocking us...
π: 0 β©: 0
Ostin: "I'm too sexy for my tie...too sexy for my tie...sooo sexy..."
π: 0 β©: 0
...or so he thinks
π: 0 β©: 1
Now we know why Tavi pretends to be sick when word of a 'family vacation' comes up
π: 0 β©: 0
Octomum doesn't like it so yeah, she tighten it for him.
π: 0 β©: 0
I'll bet a nice shade of blue and purple will attract everypony's attention! XD
π: 0 β©: 0
Jajajajaajajajajajja xd like πππππ
π: 0 β©: 0
30c? HAHAHAHAhahahahaha ha. Oh you sweet, fragile things.
π: 0 β©: 0
It's been close to 105 F several times where I'm at. Texas gets sweltering.
π: 0 β©: 1
It's so hot: The cows are giving steamed milk. All the bread comes pretoasted. The birds have to use potholders to sit on fenceposts.
π: 0 β©: 1
Wait, won't that promote Rule 34 of Octamum and Octadad?
π: 0 β©: 1
Not that I've seen it yet, but anyway Octavia doesn't really have official parents.
π: 0 β©: 0
| Next =>