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Published: 2016-12-26 23:38:38 +0000 UTC; Views: 13782; Favourites: 458; Downloads: 93
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...and so Flurry Heart, that's why me and Aunt Twilight no longer acknowledge each others existence!And with four simple words, Twilight destroyed six years worth of friendship studies...
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Just checked if Hasbro owns Monopoly too.
They're screwed, it's legit.
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You'd think Shining would've learned about Twilight's rules-lawyering from the Oubliettes and Ogres days...
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As abridged Kaiba would say.... "SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE A DAUGHTER!"
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Twilight: Well, the rules state.....
Flurry Heart: (raspberries)
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He should do what a friend of mine did.
Yelled Bank Robbery and took all the money.
We were young and dumb.
We should have known better.
Any one should know just use predatory loans.
Balloon interest. Rip off investors with false promises.
Evade taxes using loopholes only the rich can reach.
Then brag about it.
You know......how Trump got rich......
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Twilight bought all the houses and caused a housing shortage didn't she?
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I do that. Sure I could upgrade all of Light Blue and Purple in two turns, but it's safer to watch others fight each other and keep things scarce.
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Dear Princess Twilight,
FORGET THE RULES!!!
-Gemmygod
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Twilight: Well, the rules state-
Shining Armour: Fuck the rules!
Cadence: Shining!
Shining Armour: Well, it's not fair. She's got the Mayfair set, the Piccadilly set, the Vine Street set, and I'm on me own on the Old Kent Road!
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Chance! Earthquake in London. Everything destroyed except the Old Kent Road. (β―Β°β‘Β°οΌβ―οΈ΅ __
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Boxing Day? Is that a holiday?
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Uk Christmases are so hardcore we have an extra holiday the day after to recover
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That sounds awesome, I need to get over to the UK!
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Yep. Crimbo is the holiday of forking out cash for overpriced gifts to push into screaming children's faces to get them to shut up and boxing day is when we put up our dukes and fight their parents over monopoly~
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Is that a UK/Canada thing? Cause I've never heard of it in the US.
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Boxing day is a british thing. So is fighting
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Cool, il have to look more into this holiday!
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Β "Mommy! Daddy! Twilight won't play nice!"
"Don't look at me, I married him for his prowess in the bedroom, not the boadroom"
Β
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Twilight: Well, the rules state-
Shining Armor: *covers Flurry Hearts' ears* FUCK THE RULES
Twilight Velvet: *gasps*
Cadence: SHINING!!!
Twilight's Dad (whatever da hecc his name is): *sheds a tear of happiness* That's my boy :'3
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Im pretty sure her dad is Night Light
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so, Shining is mad because his sister didn't let him cheat, wow i feel sorry forΒ Flurry, also some believeΒ that Cadence only married him to be Twi's big sis, if this is true, Shining is going to beg for Twi's forgivenessΒ x3
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lol,Β ShiningΒ biggest fear is,Β CadenceΒ running off with Twilight
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Twilight! This is why you don't have a special somepony! Also, I could see myself doing this. owo
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That's why they invented "House Rules".
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And thus the Sparkles found out the hard way that Monopoly destroys families.
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How do those Parker Brothers sleep at ? Oh yes on giant piles of money.
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I can see that happening. Never play Monopoly with people you care about.
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