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I nearly choked on my water I laughed THAT hard XD
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Plot twist,
Corn is watermelon and watermelon is corn,
Illuminati confirmed.
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*takes off sunglasses dramatically* Dear lord.
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Everything we wrong is wrong.
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The world is officially doomed XD
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Plot twist.... it actually tastes like friggin watermelon
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One time I was at Target and they had a Naruto game on display. The label read $39.99 Chicken Shit
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everyone make way! we have a fabulous hamster here!
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at first i thought it would have said bannanas
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I wanna buy watermelon !
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Can I have some yellow watermelon
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This is too much. XD Phail job.
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Just imagine someone being like "Hey, can I have a watermelon?" And you give them this, and they're confused, "I said watermelon." and you just stare at them "Read the labels."
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Oh my God, YES. XD
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The best prank,
for it's really not a prank.
WATERMELON ON THE COB
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You can't get the staff these days can you
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i think the watermelon looks like corn a bit, don't you?
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no. i don't say. (wait for it...)
*breaks down into smothered laughter*
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You had on job. oooooonnnneee joooooooooob...
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some little kid: MOMMY, WHY ARE THE WATERMELONS YELLOW?
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I have no faith left in humanity.
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