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Published: 2014-03-22 17:24:01 +0000 UTC; Views: 43592; Favourites: 1479; Downloads: 79
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i would like some watermelon please!
*the worker takes me to the corn*
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Goodbye everyone, I'll see you all in regaining in my faith in humanity therapy.
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Well, there went my faith in humanity
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wait a new invention watermelon that looks like cornΒ
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"Honey, could you pick up some watermelon at the market?" Sure thing dear... "...Honey, what the hell is this?" WATERMELON DEAR. Β
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Aw, Just today, a customer asked me about H eggs, where they were and if I knew the difference between H eggs and regular eggs. He didn't know what H eggs were, but his wife told him to get eggs and make sure that they were H eggs, he asked her what they were, and she told him the people working at the store would know. I was there with him and three of my managers, and none of us know what H eggs are.
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thats certainly some delicious looking watermelon
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I see you there~
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shhh h im not here--
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bUT I SEE YOU
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I bet I know what happened here.Β Customer switched labels to get watermelon at cheaper corn price, because cashiers seldom look at the labels any more.
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true, but i look at labels
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And that is how the process of learning began, when people acted stupid.
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Ha ha ah ah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I look at this and laugh every time!
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this must be a new type of watermelon
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γγγ―γγγγ§γγγI'm so confused...
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Yea, that looks like a watermelonΒ
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I laughed so hard. My brain hurt then i looked at the comments. AND I DIED! X.X
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Watermelon on the cob
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ONE GOD DAMN JOB FRANK.
YOU NAMED CORN WATERMELON.
GOD DAMN IT FRANK.
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That is Almost a
Haiku! One syllable short
four the last line!
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IAMNOTFUCKINGOBAMA
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THAT'S WHAT THE GOVERNMENT WANTS YOU TO THINK.
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FRANK
FRANK LISTEN TO ME
I.
AM.
NOT.
OBAMA.
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MY NAME'S NOT FRANK.
MEH NAEM IZ JEFF.
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JEFF
EAT YOUR CEREAL
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YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO
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JEFF
YOUR GROUNDED
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MOTHER WHY
WHY MUST YOU D OTHIS
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YOU DIDN'T EAT YOUR CEREAL
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BECAUSE I'M A REBEL
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