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OKAY! I'm going to make this long and sweet!
The story took a total of 47 hours and 13 minutes (including typing this up, drawing the thing by hand, scanning it, and everything that had to do with creating this). I know it's not the most PERFECT thing in the world, but at least it's good quality, right? I think this is the best work I have done so far. I wish you all a Happy New Year!

FULL VIEW PLZ!

READ THE COMIC FIRST BEFORE READING THE FOLLOWING. IT WILL SPOIL THE HAPPINESS AND JOKE-TYPE STUFF.. I think.. ionno.. YEA!

OKAY!.. again. Let me explain the story for those who do not get it. It is an imaginary adventure that a clerk goes on. It ends up being a dream (Nice explanation, huh?).

Things to spot:
Box 1: Isn't it weird how there is a toilet and a plunger with a box of cereal and donuts in Aisle 4? The cans are 99 cents and yes, they are cans of tomato soup. The clerk is looking away from the scene of the imaginary forest because he is in disbelief.

Box 2: Yes, a donut DOES randomly appear. The frosting is real Pillsbury icing, and yes, the donut is from Krispy Kreme. And the white things are also sprinkles.

Box 3: Now it may seem weird how the clerk in a Kwik-E-Mart is leaving his own mart to buy a jug of milk from another store.. such a traitor. But the truth is, Kwik-E-Mart and 7/11 sell quarts of milk, not gallon jugs. The jug IS a gallon, therefore, the clerk left without being a traitor. (I still think he's a traitor...) HALLELUJAH! The LAAAA thing is a choir singing and that weird dumbell-like thing is a musical note.

Box 4: You probably thought that the clerk would use the milk to render the donut useless- WRONG! He drank it! --KIDS! DRINK MILK SO YOU CAN GET STRONG BONES LIKE GROCERY BAG MAN! (Results may vary.) *gasp* And YES! Grocery Bag Man's identity is a clerk! (Bet you didn't figure that one out on your own!) Oh and a WARF is some noise someone makes when they try to bark and woof at the same time.

Box 5:Vacuum-packed bag of goodness... yes! Vacuum-packed foods are in Kwik-E-Marts to reduce clutter and gain space. That also works for GBM! (Grocery Bag Man) And oranges tend to be deadly at high velocities.. especially when they're going fast enough to shoot flames out the back of themselves.

Box 6: Wasn't the story about GBM? Well the donut can be a hero too! Give him props .

Box 7: YES! GBM does have a short attention span. So do I. And look! It's Pac-Man! Gotta give credit for Pac-Man coming all the way from atari-land to spend time with you guys! *applauds* Get in mah belleh.. hah.. good one xD.

Box 8: Nothing much to say, except GBM randomly appears in space! I don't know where his air tube leads, but I heard it leads to a pot of gold!

Box 9:[LANGUAGE! COVER YOUR EYES CHILDREN!] Haha.. dumb president! We wasted another nuke! (The nuke is the missle that says NUKE on it.) I like the flames, don't you? NOW! The "OSH-oes" part is a joke from the popular catch-phrase "OSHI...T". Hahaha...

Box 10: From left to right, plunger, toilet, donut. Don't forget that. And they are playing go fish. The spotlight is a joke from the dogs playing poker.. painting.. thing... yea. And the toilet IS holding cards, just under the table.. he's shy y'know.

Box 11: OH NO! GBM IS IN SPACE WITHOUT A SUIT! Don't worry, kids! He can breathe in space! NIFTY AIN'T IT?!

Box 12: YES! Let's ask the CSI team! Who here watches CSI? Yea, I just felt like asking them because they seem to know all the answers xD.

Box 13: BUT WAIT! Ooooh I can't stand the suspense!

Box 14: GBM is basically repeating what the narrator said. Please laugh xD. And it's spoofing off of Spiderman, isn't it great?

Box 15: The part that says "Off he goes, nobody knows! Except me..." To tell the truth, I don't know where he goes either xD. I guess it will forever remain a mystery! LET'S ASK THE CSI TEAM! Haha jk!

Box 16: ...and it explodes... HAHAHA! I bet you didn't see that coming! Oh and here's something educational about the box! Of the earth's 4 pieces, 3 are blue. It represents 3/4 of the earth's crust is ocean. I think more, but isn't that cool? (Just an education.. thing.)

Box 17: SUPER GLUE! Looks kinda like the super glue I used on my rocket o_o;.

Box 18: NOW! I don't know where the center of the universe is, but I bet it got mad and decided to collapse on itself. I bet it was the nuke's fault! Anyway, the green planet represents Uranus.. (Not 'your anus', it's 'yurrr uh nus'.. ) and the blue one represents Neptune. SAVE NEPTUNE! I CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF HIM GETTING HURT!!!

Box 19: YES! LAST FRAME! Okay, the clerk wakes up and is on the ground. Was this all a dream? Does GBM NOT REALLY EXIST? ONLY YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT! Oh and the clerk doesn't take drugs, it's a figure of speech .

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I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE STORY! Please send it to all your friends and tell me what you think!

Description
OKAY! I'm going to make this long and sweet!
The story took a total of 47 hours and 13 minutes (including typing this up, drawing the thing by hand, scanning it, and everything that had to do with creating this). I know it's not the most PERFECT thing in the world, but at least it's good quality, right? I think this is the best work I have done so far. I wish you all a Happy New Year!

FULL VIEW PLZ!

READ THE COMIC FIRST BEFORE READING THE FOLLOWING. IT WILL SPOIL THE HAPPINESS AND JOKE-TYPE STUFF.. I think.. ionno.. YEA!

OKAY!.. again. Let me explain the story for those who do not get it. It is an imaginary adventure that a clerk goes on. It ends up being a dream (Nice explanation, huh?).

Things to spot:
Box 1: Isn't it weird how there is a toilet and a plunger with a box of cereal and donuts in Aisle 4? The cans are 99 cents and yes, they are cans of tomato soup. The clerk is looking away from the scene of the imaginary forest because he is in disbelief.

Box 2: Yes, a donut DOES randomly appear. The frosting is real Pillsbury icing, and yes, the donut is from Krispy Kreme. And the white things are also sprinkles.

Box 3: Now it may seem weird how the clerk in a Kwik-E-Mart is leaving his own mart to buy a jug of milk from another store.. such a traitor. But the truth is, Kwik-E-Mart and 7/11 sell quarts of milk, not gallon jugs. The jug IS a gallon, therefore, the clerk left without being a traitor. (I still think he's a traitor...) HALLELUJAH! The LAAAA thing is a choir singing and that weird dumbell-like thing is a musical note.

Box 4: You probably thought that the clerk would use the milk to render the donut useless- WRONG! He drank it! --KIDS! DRINK MILK SO YOU CAN GET STRONG BONES LIKE GROCERY BAG MAN! (Results may vary.) *gasp* And YES! Grocery Bag Man's identity is a clerk! (Bet you didn't figure that one out on your own!) Oh and a WARF is some noise someone makes when they try to bark and woof at the same time.

Box 5:Vacuum-packed bag of goodness... yes! Vacuum-packed foods are in Kwik-E-Marts to reduce clutter and gain space. That also works for GBM! (Grocery Bag Man) And oranges tend to be deadly at high velocities.. especially when they're going fast enough to shoot flames out the back of themselves.

Box 6: Wasn't the story about GBM? Well the donut can be a hero too! Give him props .

Box 7: YES! GBM does have a short attention span. So do I. And look! It's Pac-Man! Gotta give credit for Pac-Man coming all the way from atari-land to spend time with you guys! *applauds* Get in mah belleh.. hah.. good one xD.

Box 8: Nothing much to say, except GBM randomly appears in space! I don't know where his air tube leads, but I heard it leads to a pot of gold!

Box 9:[LANGUAGE! COVER YOUR EYES CHILDREN!] Haha.. dumb president! We wasted another nuke! (The nuke is the missle that says NUKE on it.) I like the flames, don't you? NOW! The "OSH-oes" part is a joke from the popular catch-phrase "OSHI...T". Hahaha...

Box 10: From left to right, plunger, toilet, donut. Don't forget that. And they are playing go fish. The spotlight is a joke from the dogs playing poker.. painting.. thing... yea. And the toilet IS holding cards, just under the table.. he's shy y'know.

Box 11: OH NO! GBM IS IN SPACE WITHOUT A SUIT! Don't worry, kids! He can breathe in space! NIFTY AIN'T IT?!

Box 12: YES! Let's ask the CSI team! Who here watches CSI? Yea, I just felt like asking them because they seem to know all the answers xD.

Box 13: BUT WAIT! Ooooh I can't stand the suspense!

Box 14: GBM is basically repeating what the narrator said. Please laugh xD. And it's spoofing off of Spiderman, isn't it great?

Box 15: The part that says "Off he goes, nobody knows! Except me..." To tell the truth, I don't know where he goes either xD. I guess it will forever remain a mystery! LET'S ASK THE CSI TEAM! Haha jk!

Box 16: ...and it explodes... HAHAHA! I bet you didn't see that coming! Oh and here's something educational about the box! Of the earth's 4 pieces, 3 are blue. It represents 3/4 of the earth's crust is ocean. I think more, but isn't that cool? (Just an education.. thing.)

Box 17: SUPER GLUE! Looks kinda like the super glue I used on my rocket o_o;.

Box 18: NOW! I don't know where the center of the universe is, but I bet it got mad and decided to collapse on itself. I bet it was the nuke's fault! Anyway, the green planet represents Uranus.. (Not 'your anus', it's 'yurrr uh nus'.. ) and the blue one represents Neptune. SAVE NEPTUNE! I CAN'T STAND THE THOUGHT OF HIM GETTING HURT!!!

Box 19: YES! LAST FRAME! Okay, the clerk wakes up and is on the ground. Was this all a dream? Does GBM NOT REALLY EXIST? ONLY YOU HAVE TO FIND OUT! Oh and the clerk doesn't take drugs, it's a figure of speech .

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I HOPE YOU ALL ENJOYED THE STORY! Please send it to all your friends and tell me what you think!