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milkrobot [2010-08-30 00:54:08 +0000 UTC]

a compelling tale i cried a few times

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aychh [2010-08-29 23:40:32 +0000 UTC]

it begins with a young brunette standing in a room of chocolate, contemplating why her legs are the consistency of paper, when suddenly she wakes up on a marshmallow, to find she's painting a beautiful seascape on her arm. a cement piece in the distance watches in contempt.

she gets quite depressed over this and makes her way to her table in which 2 green condoms lay on the surface. the green lantern gets dangerously close to her boob.

after that miserable disaster, what else but a peachy bony snake to ruin the party! it creeps up with buyer's remorse and self-loathing. the girl swiftly jams a needle into the perpetrator.

somehow she gets pregnant. it's really weird and no one knows how but she swears she's the next virgin mary. no one believes her so the magical spoon in the sky comes down to scoop her up off her headless pony.

the girl turns into a rock. she leads a life of shame and the local skateboarders writing things on her.


and that is what is happening in this.

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