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Published: 2008-01-11 06:57:10 +0000 UTC; Views: 45828; Favourites: 1012; Downloads: 11856
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Description YA MIGHT HAVE TO DOWNLOAD TO SEE THIS THING IN ITS FULL SIZE. ALSO THIS IS A SPOOF.

If I could make and sell a program like this, I WOULD. However, it would be non-refundable. Once bad fic writers see how Characterization Corrector Programs cramp their "writing style", they'll be howling for their money back.

I'm sorryyyyyyy I know we were going to make a flash of this...but! if you still wanna, cool, if not...I have another flash idea HEHEHE.


The template for the bad fic is from here: [link]
This is probably one of the best spoof fics out there. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my entire life. A good read for ANY fandom.
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Comments: 353

vanilla-slice [2008-01-13 13:46:12 +0000 UTC]

Oh God, I think the bad spelling and punctuation...etc... of that fic just burnt out my eyes @_@

But oh my goodness, what a genius piece of work! Zukocheck should be available since...last week!

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PTGreat [2008-01-13 11:33:45 +0000 UTC]

That's amazing

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GirLikeyTacos [2008-01-13 06:31:43 +0000 UTC]

You know, that Zuko fic is so bad...I kinda want to read it, just to laugh ever more at it. : D

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BlindMieko [2008-01-13 06:25:51 +0000 UTC]

The problem is, only the writers who were already good to begin with (and actually wanted to improve their work) would buy this. Lol. Please tell me you wrote that story and that it doesn't actually exist somewhere. It's hilarious!

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BrightLightsRaining [2008-01-13 05:54:48 +0000 UTC]

I want it just so Zuko will pop up on my screen, lolz.


I'm serious.

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yuriipii [2008-01-13 05:34:28 +0000 UTC]

OH GOD, THE BADFIC. IT BURNS SO GOOD. Dx

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ridiqlum [2008-01-13 04:13:15 +0000 UTC]

That fic=INTENSE OPTICAL HEMORRHAGING

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AJF-chan [2008-01-13 03:50:24 +0000 UTC]

Good God. This is so freaking hilarious... O_o
Well, I can't tell, but I think I was killed by the sheer genius of it.

So perfect!

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BornNnyc [2008-01-13 03:46:23 +0000 UTC]

booter this is the funniest thing I've ever seen <3

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MercuryFox22 [2008-01-13 01:16:04 +0000 UTC]

AHA... ahahaha. It's funny but sad because it's truuuueee.

Zuko looks like a granny with those glasses. X3

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Halo2012 [2008-01-13 00:36:34 +0000 UTC]

This was absolutely amazing. Turned my shitty day into one full of giggles.

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imortalchaos [2008-01-12 23:04:09 +0000 UTC]

OMG NICE!

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Mystica-Moshi [2008-01-12 20:54:28 +0000 UTC]

LOLOLOL "ZUKO GOT NAKED TOO"
"not even kitara coz shes a bitch"


luv it :3

& uhhh yeah poor zuko..
he shud beat the crap outta u for puttin this up..

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animejosse [2008-01-12 20:31:43 +0000 UTC]

I'D BUY IT FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "AVATAR"

*cough*

But, yeah, a program like that would be nice to have.

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lurveness [2008-01-12 20:24:27 +0000 UTC]

Ahahahah. This is the BEST fic I've read. XD Well, by best, I mean worst. c:

Yessss, oh God, this is love~ XD

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Callica [2008-01-12 20:01:28 +0000 UTC]

brilliant!

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ManonLeChat [2008-01-12 19:06:38 +0000 UTC]

I keep giggling over "princehood." Hee! Also, Zuko with his reading glasses and editor's pencil behind the ear is a riot.

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samuraisaku [2008-01-12 18:35:55 +0000 UTC]

LOL that is cool and funny

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Isaia [2008-01-12 18:22:19 +0000 UTC]

I LAWLED so very hard that my body hurts WITH AWESOME.

I'm sure people have said it already but there are so many quotes in the spoof-fic that I will treasure forever.

Mostly:
"So they got married . . . she wore a white dress cut low but not slutty ok? She's a lady"
"IT WAS PURE LOVE THAT NO ONE COULD EVAR DESTROY NOT EVEN KATARA COZ SHE'S A BITCH"

I am also glad that the potential Moonsong x Zuko "fanart" of death was not released into the internets because that would not have caused lulz at all...but pain.

THIS IS THE BEST DRAY OF MY LIFE.

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IcEKoLd [2008-01-12 18:06:31 +0000 UTC]

You win at comedy! I want this to be so true though.

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zarla [2008-01-12 10:04:54 +0000 UTC]

lolz. I'M GLAD TO SEE MY MASTERPIECE IS GETTING THE ATTENTION IT DESERVES, SINCE IT CHRONICLES PURE LOVE OF THE HIGHEST SORT!11 DAHLIA GILLESPIE

Man I like died writing that, seriously. Picked up so many small pieces from badfic I've read over the years. I think I was talking with a friend of mine who was all JUST DON'T EVEN FIX YOUR TYPOS JUST GO WITH IT and hahahahaha. I wish I had managed to get it done before April Fool's went by. CURSED 4/2/05 TIMESTAMP.

Even better is that now people are leaving me deeply serious, angry reviews for it. 8D THIS IS LISTED UNDER PARODY/ROMANCE BUT THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED1!!

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Booter-Freak In reply to zarla [2008-01-13 02:09:11 +0000 UTC]

Firstly, my apologies for not contacting you directly about using your spoof as a guide for my own. I imagine the shock was considerable when out of the blue you get a dozen angry reviews (even after I mentioned it's a spoof...=_. Sorry!

Secondly, ARRRGH I LOVE YOUR PARODY SO MUCH. The typos are perfect! I'm not even a fan of Silent Hill and it made me cry with laughter. One of the lines in your spoof has actually become a catchphrase between a friend and I.

DAHLIA GILLESPIE

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zarla In reply to Booter-Freak [2008-01-13 04:39:56 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha it's no problem really. BAD REVIEWS MAKE IT ALL THE MORE AUTHENTIC

I just stopped hitting backspace completely after a point. AWESOME. I think for extra realism at one point I typed a bit of it with one hand, which was more difficult than I thought it would be. WOO.

Haha I swear I read a fic once where every now and again someone would just repeat the person's name just like that, it made me laugh so hard. MAN I WISH I COULD REMEMBER WHERE IT WAS

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PutTheRevInRevenge [2008-01-12 07:15:13 +0000 UTC]

Ow. I think i tore a muscle laughing....

*giggle*

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UncleGran-Gran [2008-01-12 06:41:13 +0000 UTC]

That was scary. 8D Awesome work!

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Cosmic--Chaos In reply to ??? [2008-01-12 03:39:54 +0000 UTC]

Haha! I like what Zuko says and his glasses!

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Rayix In reply to ??? [2008-01-12 03:27:46 +0000 UTC]

Oh geeze. I wish this was a real program. Some people need it, for more fanbases then this. +fave

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KikyoHater167 [2008-01-12 03:01:49 +0000 UTC]

Haha so true.

I love your MiSTs btw, they're the best. ^ ^

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RookieBlossom In reply to ??? [2008-01-12 02:43:19 +0000 UTC]

So this is what "Mary Sues" are all about, eh? I mean I've heard about them but now I really know! Thanks Booter. That fanfiction was horrible(sorry Booter, you're AWSUM, but that fanfiction was yuck). "Not even katara cuz she's a bitch" that was a lovely line! WICKED JOB!

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Kayami-Uchiha In reply to ??? [2008-01-12 02:35:40 +0000 UTC]

Insta-WIN!!! xDD

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Eleana-chan [2008-01-12 02:29:24 +0000 UTC]

I think I love you.

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A-La-Blithe In reply to ??? [2008-01-12 02:24:23 +0000 UTC]

We're sitting here barely able to read this aloud for our fits of laughter, srsly :'DDD

That's too... fantastic. lol

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YunaKitty2987 [2008-01-12 02:14:05 +0000 UTC]

I had a smirk on my face for the majority of this... until I hit the very end and it said "She's a lady."

Then I died of laughter.

I love you for this. You're my hero.

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Katosen27 [2008-01-12 02:08:19 +0000 UTC]

Genius....you need to program and then virus it to ALL fanfic writers with very vague instructions that only true, damn good writers could understand (I.E. proper english and spelling)

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Youkai-Slayer [2008-01-12 02:00:48 +0000 UTC]

I think there needs to be a character check for all the characters really.

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NinjaPiratePrincess [2008-01-12 01:33:52 +0000 UTC]

I think what truly makes this so funny is we've all seen n00bs write themselves into a fic and make Zuko have dirty hot sex with them and other such things he'd probably never do, on top of not being to write in correct English. This pretty much wins the Internet. I praise you most highly.

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yorikitsune [2008-01-12 01:30:44 +0000 UTC]

LAWLS.

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LadyRoseofFlames In reply to ??? [2008-01-12 01:09:34 +0000 UTC]

the scary thing is, zuko looks REALLY good in those glasses

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DaemonCorps In reply to ??? [2008-01-12 01:04:19 +0000 UTC]

:sigh: If only all computers had this baby installed in 'em, I'm sure we'd cut the number of bad fanfics out there by half...

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42510611 In reply to ??? [2008-01-12 00:55:36 +0000 UTC]

genius!!!!!pure genius!!!!

and poor zuko,no way he's like that!

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AlastorPhoenix In reply to ??? [2008-01-12 00:30:56 +0000 UTC]

Ha, I would definitely download this on mai computer...my younger sisters write fanfics about Zuko that would make a mary-sue want to commit suicide.

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kapusta17 [2008-01-12 00:19:36 +0000 UTC]

I'm sorry, maybe it's my computer, but I absolutely cannot read the text, especially what's written in the popup window.
I know this is really a selfish request, but could you possibly upload a larger version?

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Booter-Freak In reply to kapusta17 [2008-01-12 01:59:32 +0000 UTC]

You have to hit the download button to enlarge it. It should be plenty big enough then!

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kapusta17 In reply to kapusta17 [2008-01-12 01:29:38 +0000 UTC]

Hah...
I had been full viewing instead of downloading....don't I feel dumb.
Thanks!

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zkjanie In reply to kapusta17 [2008-01-12 00:24:58 +0000 UTC]

you know, when you download it u can click on the pop up window part and it'll zoom it.

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gmasangel [2008-01-12 00:05:21 +0000 UTC]

That's one of the best freakin things I've ever seen!

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MoonFireLily In reply to ??? [2008-01-12 00:00:13 +0000 UTC]

"The way he put his 'rincehood' in her 'lovehole' and said 'I love you." LMFAO Incredible

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fullnarusader In reply to ??? [2008-01-11 23:36:36 +0000 UTC]

lol. this is really funny, and I wish there were Zukochecks.
SO many fanfictions are NOT in character at all and have a lot of spelling/grammar errors.
So I stopped reading them.

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Eine-Melodie-im-Wind In reply to ??? [2008-01-11 23:28:00 +0000 UTC]

You put the princehood in her lovehole Zuko. You put it in there good.

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RookieBlossom In reply to Eine-Melodie-im-Wind [2008-01-12 00:17:59 +0000 UTC]

You took the words right out of my mouth!

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