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Yep. That's about it.
Don't listen what art teachers say: Step 1 is ESSENTIAL.
...okay, time for my pills.
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Thank you. Guess i'll make it through the ginger uprising then
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I usually just grok with whatever object I have lying around my desk and see what I come up with. I find that Twinkies work particularly well.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grok
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I just vomit something out of the corners of my mind on the paper.
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Yeah, I guess that works too.
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Is it wrong that instead of "arted" i read "farted"???
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You have a mind for puns.
I like that.
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Does it matter which malevolent entity I sell my soul to?
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Bah oui, c'est bien connu. Faut suivre toutes ces Γ©tapes pour faire de l'art
En tout cas, Γ§a m'a bien fait rire X'D
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Just keep your Muse down its hole and everything should be fine ^^
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You lucky bastard. i have to make a blood sacrifice every time I want to art because my family is born without souls.
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Someone way up the family tree must have made a really BAD investment...
Whadja sacrifice? Goats ? Sheeps ? Frogs ?
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Β Mostly vegans. and yeah they did.
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What's your favourite idea? Mine is being creative!
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I have not cried in a year and this made me laugh so hard I started crying
*Slow clap* well done sir
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No need for praise, your tears are all I require
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oh I almost forgot
'I'm lying through my teeth!
your tears are all the company i need'
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Judging by half the stuff my teachers here try to teach us about, I think they DO want us to take Step 1 if we want to work professionally as artists.
Besides, I already performed Step 1 when I took an interest in rock music as a little kid.
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Good for you ^^
From there it's a crossroad between artist and attorney at law.
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...WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO REFUND goddamnit, I knew I should've read the whole thing before signing 8T
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Isn't it always the way ?
You make one harmless deal with the Devil, and there always turns out to be a catch
Why can't people be more professional ?
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Nah, I know that... I just thought that the summoning of an imp every time I belched was a side-effect. Turns out I should be more careful where I put my autograph >>
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What, I can't sustitute my soul for a brownie!?
He'll dismiss that policy as soon as he's tasted these.... *bakes delicious brownies*
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Hey, you know the rule: no sweetness in hell U.U
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well, what else can I sustitute for a soul?
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...
How much souls would a rare ninetails be worth?
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... I kinda like my soul ... does it really work?
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Well, there's also the option to work really haaard, and do a lot of effoooorts, but that's... just... blah I dunno, the soul thing seemed easier.
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Well, step one explains why I was minus one soul on being born into this damn world......nuts!
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Goddammit, more things I have to draw now! Urgh! Why do you keep tormenting me?!
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Step 1...hrm...okay, that's fair.
Uh...
Damned...must search a soul first O_o
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Check Craigslist, there's all sorts of shit on there.
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Oh! Ohhhh! The River of blood! That's what I've been doing wrong. I thought it was a stream.Β
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Oh yeaah, from far away it kinda does >.>
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So I'm not crazy!
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So THAT'S why I can't draw... o .o
SATAN!!!!! > O<
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Oh goddamit. DX
I call shenanigans on that. Satan isn't as heartless as THAT asshole. > 3<
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Take it up to your local pit of damnation ^^
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My souls already forfeit...damn. Can't do step one now.
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Totally...guess it back to awkwardly rubbing against artist for me.
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HAH when I sold my soul, he didn'tΒ know I wasΒ half ginger... SCORE! >: D
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I wouldn't be too thrilled if I were you.
There'll be hell to pay... LITERALLY!
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