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Here's the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, hanging out with Danzig by the pool of Elfin blood.

Photomanipulation to conceptualize what the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future would look like (from Cartoon Network's Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

See the rest of the series:

Master Shake
Frylock
Meatwad
Carl
Dr. Weird and Steve
Mothmonsterman
Ol' Drippy
Happy Time Harry and Vanessa
Plutonians
Wwwyzzerdd
Bingo and Stryohead
Dirtfoot
McPeepants
Travis of the Cosmos
Turk-E-Tron
Broodwich
Willie Nelson
Major Shake
Romulox
Handbanana and Spaghetti
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future (and Danzig)
Walter Melon and Neil Peart
Rabbot
Ezekial vs. Chess Dragon

"THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO....before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train," but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way. The ice had made the globe invoyagable. Santa Ape did not know where the North Pole was. How could he? He was born before science existed. So he arbitrarily placed his workshop RIGHT HERE, long before they unionized, and Christmas was celebrated at each full Moon in front of a great red ape . . . "

Description
Here's the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future, hanging out with Danzig by the pool of Elfin blood.

Photomanipulation to conceptualize what the Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future would look like (from Cartoon Network's Aqua Teen Hunger Force)

See the rest of the series:

Master Shake
Frylock
Meatwad
Carl
Dr. Weird and Steve
Mothmonsterman
Ol' Drippy
Happy Time Harry and Vanessa
Plutonians
Wwwyzzerdd
Bingo and Stryohead
Dirtfoot
McPeepants
Travis of the Cosmos
Turk-E-Tron
Broodwich
Willie Nelson
Major Shake
Romulox
Handbanana and Spaghetti
Cybernetic Ghost of Christmas Past from the Future (and Danzig)
Walter Melon and Neil Peart
Rabbot
Ezekial vs. Chess Dragon

"THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO....before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year, for many were killed. A war-like race of elves from the Red Planet landed on the ice-encased Earth, and they were immediately enslaved by the unevolved Santa Ape to make his confused toys using galactic elfin technology. Toys were made into recognizable shapes and given names like "train," but these toys were also thrown at predators and defecated upon because they were so stupid. Christmas still sucked, in a big way. The ice had made the globe invoyagable. Santa Ape did not know where the North Pole was. How could he? He was born before science existed. So he arbitrarily placed his workshop RIGHT HERE, long before they unionized, and Christmas was celebrated at each full Moon in front of a great red ape . . . "