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Published: 2011-09-16 15:50:43 +0000 UTC; Views: 1621; Favourites: 22; Downloads: 0
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What Drake Merwin REALLY thinks about...
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Brittney would know
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True... Let's ask her!
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...you can be the one to ask. There's no way I'm going near Brittney/Drake :S
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Why me? That thing Is damn scary
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'cause there's only two of us, and I said "not me" first
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-.- * silently seeks up to Brittney* hey!
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*Watches from a distance, laughing* >:3
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Brittney groaned. "oh god its you again
"Ekk she remembers
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Then suddenly Drake emerges. He's getting better at this thing...
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"Hello." His trademark shark's grin emerges as he does. "Now, what did you want?" He cracks his whip threateningly.
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"oh my god the whip." I whisper to myself. "well me and my good friend were wondering about the thoughts you have and we wanted to know what they were
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"You want to know about my thoughts, huh?" The shark grin widens, and he takes a step closer. Just a small step, but it's enough. "You really want to know about my thoughts?" Again, a step closer, but a larger one this time. "Well, I'll tell you about my thoughts if YOU LEAVE JUSTIN BIEBER ALONE! EVERYONE CRITICISES HIM AND HE REALLY SHOULDN'T BE CRITICISED BECAUSE... WELL, HE'S AWESOME AND I LOVE HIM!" A small, meek cough.
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* mind blown* "oh .... My..... Bieber
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(xD)
"NEVER USE HIS NAME IN VAIN!!!" The whip hand cracks furiously. "Drake, he's not God."I DON'T CARE - HE IS TO ME!" Drake then runs off sobbing like a teenage fangirl.
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" Hahahahahahah! "
Brittney reappears, " die Justin beiber!
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Whilst I sit on the sides, eating popcorn, Brittney runs off into the sunset, laughing madly and yelling "die, Bieber, die!"
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" ok, this Is the fayz this is totally normal! Drake come back!
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As silent as a fox stalking its prey, Brittney turns into Drake and runs back. "I HATE YOUUUUUUUUU I'M GOING TO WHIP THE SKIN OFF YOU AND YOUR-" I throw a piece of popcorn at Drake, and he stops in his tracks.
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"yeah I'm save for another minute!" I shout
" I HATE YOU!!!!!" Drake screams
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"That's a surprise - is there anyone you don't hate?" I ask, smirking.
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Drake paused thinking. "JUSTIN BEIBER! I LOVE MY BEIBER!" He let out a high pitched fangirl scream.
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(I think it's fair to say that everyone in the FAYZ'd be cracked up with laughter at this point XD)
I sigh, trying not to show any sign that I'm doubled up with laughter in my head. "But he doesn't love you, Drake. In fact..." I grin evilly, knowing this will most probably end up getting me whipped. But it's worth it.
"In fact, Drake, Justin hates you. He knows about you, and he hates you."
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Drake went deadly pale and started shaking. "Justin....! He whimpered. "JUSTIN!" He screamed bursting into tears.
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Then he stopped crying and wailing for a moment. "Wait... so..." His eyes lit up. "So he knows who I am?!"
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"Drake he onows who you are, but he cant look at your face because his eyes burn. Justin wants to kill you!"
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"But..." Drake's eyes glinted, and there was a collective sigh. That could only mean one thing; he had the fan craze. "But he knows me! He actually knows who I am!"
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I scream. "No! Don't turn to the dark side! Don't turn to the dark side!" The dark side being a fan of Justin Bieber. "He doesn't! He doesn't!"
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What isn't specified is that he then plans to MICROWAVE everything in this picture
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Oh, Drake...deep down he only microwaves things because he loves them.
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True :') Like i microwave stuff because i love them? Oh no, wait, that's just 'cause i love food xD
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Hang on. I was browsing back through and, like, I realised you forgot something.
POWERPUFF GIRLS. D:
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OMG, dammit! D:
Oh well, i'll make a 'What Drake Really Thinks About number 2'
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Oh totally.
Anyone else think he's a closet 'fluffy bunny' wiccan? (If you don't know what 'fluffy bunny' is, it's the very very VERY enthusiastic mightier-than-thou-because-I'm-vegan-and-live-in-a-tree-I'm-better-than-you-lalala kind of wiccan, and we all crack jokes about him.
I think Drake is totally a closet fluffy bunny, don't you? (I bet his athame has a rose on it and his BOS is pink!!!!! I bet all his spells are love and hope and peace and happiness too.)
Oh yeah.
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Drake needs to get with the times. My Little Pony Gen 4 is where its at.
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