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What is perspective, what is lighting, what is anything? Perspective can go die.

Aaaanyway, when I found out that Kansas City is going to get an Ikea in 2014, this scene popped into my head. (Kansas Citians are super excited about this, okay. Probably a little bit too excited. They love getting new shiny stuff.)

There’s a followup scene too, that goes something like this:

MO: *Triumphantly finishes screwing in the last screw* See, I’m done! I told you! *stands back to look*

*Bookshelf collapses in on itself*

MO: Noooo! Damn it!

KS: I told you. XD

MO: Okay fine, if you’re so sure ya know how to do it, take this and do it yerself! *throws screwdriver at her*

KS: Ya shoulda just let me do it in the first place. But no…you just had to try and prove a point.

(Missouri, there\'s this thing that exists; it\'s called an instruction manual. It helps, you know. Stop being such a guy.)

Kansas OC: [link]
Missouri OC: [link]

Description
What is perspective, what is lighting, what is anything? Perspective can go die.

Aaaanyway, when I found out that Kansas City is going to get an Ikea in 2014, this scene popped into my head. (Kansas Citians are super excited about this, okay. Probably a little bit too excited. They love getting new shiny stuff.)

There’s a followup scene too, that goes something like this:

MO: *Triumphantly finishes screwing in the last screw* See, I’m done! I told you! *stands back to look*

*Bookshelf collapses in on itself*

MO: Noooo! Damn it!

KS: I told you. XD

MO: Okay fine, if you’re so sure ya know how to do it, take this and do it yerself! *throws screwdriver at her*

KS: Ya shoulda just let me do it in the first place. But no…you just had to try and prove a point.

(Missouri, there\'s this thing that exists; it\'s called an instruction manual. It helps, you know. Stop being such a guy.)

Kansas OC: [link]
Missouri OC: [link]