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Published: 2008-01-28 22:34:44 +0000 UTC; Views: 244; Favourites: 0; Downloads: 0
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Full title: Me and Javert the Second Clotheshorse.This'll probably be moved to scraps eventually...another pic of me posing with a favorite character in vintage clothing. I think the size reference came out rather well, and I like how my boots look ^-^
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Bramble: *holds up French newspaper* Look at this ad here: 'French rifle. Never used, dropped once.'
Enjy: *glares newspaper out of existence*
Bramble: *drops ashes*
'Feyrac: I think I take offence at that.
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Selina: Well, prove us wrong that you amis, (minus Enjy 
Amis: *indignant sputtering*
Enjy: I led a barricade, a pack of semi suicidal colledge students, and stared death in the face and didn't even flinch.
Bramble: Er. . . yeah okey HE'S not, but what about the reat of you?
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Feuilly: We died before we had to be brave.
Combeferre: I was a field doctor...
Amis: *nod assent while voicing their braveness*
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Jehan: I stood in front of a firing squad and instead of freaking out, I recited stuff.
Feuilly: I'm an ex-member of the Patron-Minette.
Bouset: I'm bald. TT,TT
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Bahorel: I loaf!
Bramble: Because you're afraid of work.
Bahorel: I'm not afraid of work. I'm quite fond of it. I like to wave as it passes me by...
Joly: Hardy har har.
Bramble: How 'bout you, Joly? How are you brave?
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Joly: I . . . am very wary of disease. . .
Selina: Doesn't count!
Feyrac: I'm a ladies man, that in itself should scare you!
Bramble and selina: HEY!
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Bramble: *rolling eyes* There s nothing you can do that could EVER attract me to you.
Feyrac: *never one to leave well enough alone* *starts flirting*
Bramble: *slugs Feyrac*
Joly: *laughs*
Selina:
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Feyrac: OoOoOwWwWw. . .
Joly: *falls over laughing*
Bramble: *looks proud*
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Bramble: And let that be a lesson to you!
Joly: *gets up while wiping tears from his eyes*
Enjy: *rolls eyes at the silliness*
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Enjy: You all need to grow up!
Selina: *laughs*
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Bramble: And YOU need to develop a sense of humor!
Enjy: *sniffs disdainfully and looks away*
Bramble: See what I mean?
Amis: *chuckle*
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Enjy: *swivvles around and starts spouting french*
Amis and selina: *gasp*
Selina: Dear god!
Amis: You know french?
Selina: Meh, bits and peices.
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Bramble: *is in the dark because she only knows two or three frech phrases, mostly consisting of 'excuse me' and 'thank you'*
Jehan: Be very, very glad you don't know French.
Amis: *nods emphatically*
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Selina: eh, I'll tell her. *whispers*
Bramble: *eyes widen and jaw drops and turns red with indignation*
Enjy: *smirks*
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Bramble: You filthy immoral--*attacks Enjy*
Amis:
Selina:
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Enjy: *shoves bramble off him* Hey, if you can glomp all holy hell out of us, we can swear!
Amis: @*&^ !$#*!!!
Selina: *covers ears*
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Bramble: AAAAUUUUGGHHH!!! I'm scarred for life!!!
Amis: #$*%#$(!!
Bramble: *writhes on the ground* AAAAUUUUGGGHHH!!!
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Selina: Hmmm . . . *joins swearing* CAn't beat 'em, join 'em!
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Bramble: AAAAUUUGH! *plugs ears* I'll stop glomping!! I'll stop glomping!!
Amis: *in mid-swear* Really?
Bramble: YES YES YES!!! ANYTHING!!
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Amis: Cool! *is glomped by selina*
Selina: I never promised a thing!
Amis: *whine!*
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Bramble: *watches the glomping fest* Phooey...
Enjy: *opens mouth as if to say something*
Bramble: *slaps duct tape over his mouth* DON'T YOU SAY A WORD!!
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Enjy: *can't take off tape due to selina glomping him, so he glares*
Bramble's head: *smoke*
Enjy: *looks proud*
Selina: *giggle*
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Bramble: *slaps tape on all the Amis' mouths and proceeds to glomp them*
Amis: Mgaiehilhgldkf (translation: 
Bramble: *snuggling on Bossuet* I knew there was a way around it...
Bossuet: *looks pleased that a girl is paying attention to him*
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Bramble: *randomly combusts* AAAAAHHHHH
Selina: *laughs**randomly combusts* HOLY
Enjy: *snigger*
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Bramble: AAAAAUUUGHH!! *thrashes around on the ground, manages to put the fire out*
Selina: *finds a bucket of water and throws it on herself*
Enjy: *looks pleased*
Bramble: Would you stop doing that!!! It's very disconcerting!!
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Enjy: I just learned how, practice makes perfect. *starts glaring*
Graintaire's bottle of alcahol: *busts* HOLY
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Bramble: Grantaire! Language!!
Grantaire: *glowers*
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R: My poor brandy.
Enjy: *rolls eyes* Ugh, that stuff is nausiating. *scowls at selina*
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Bramble: As much as I hate to I must agree w/ Enjy on this one...*makes a grossed-out face*
Selina: *makes a 'who me?' face at Enjy*
Grantaire: *looks sad*
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Selina: *pulls a bottle out of thin air* *tosses it to Grantaire* Have a party.
Grantaire: WHHEEEE! *downs have the bottle*
Enjy and bramble and Amis: *rolls eyes*
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Bramble: *wide-eyed* That is incredible. How do you guys put up with him?
Enjy: Usually, we don't.
Grantaire: *sips the rest of the bottle to make it last*
Bramble: When that's gone he's getting coffee. That's all. Got it? *looks pointedly at Selina*
Enjy: Great, just what we need, a wired Grantaire. *shudders at the thought*
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Selina: Decaf then. And no more brandy or and liquor or anything.
Enjy: Good, that last thing we need is a bumbleing enibriate.
Grantaire: *slings arm over Enjy's shoulders* I'ff never sheen a talkin' statue! *hiccup*
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Enjy: *shakes Grantaire's arm off* Keep your hands to yourself, winecask!
Grantaire: *looks hurt* You don' hafta bee sho mean abou' it...
Enjy: *shoots a look at Grantaire that is usually reserved for freshly squished worms on the sidewalk*
Bramble: Aw, poor guy (meaning Grantaire)...AACK! What's wrong with me?? I'm feeling sorry for a drunk!!
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(comment fail TT,TT)
Selina: Why don't we get him to AA or a twelve step program?
Bahorel: We tried, but he fell down all tweve steps! *laughs*
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Bramble: hardy har har.
Bahorel: Well, I thought it was funny...
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Enjy: *rolls eyes* It wasn't funny the first dozen times you said it.
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Enjy: What IS)) wrong with you???
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Bramble: I could say the same about you.
Enjy: What's THAT supposed to mean??
Bramble: I'm horrible at comebacks, okay?! That was the best I could do!
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Enjy: Predictably.
Bramble: *smacks him*
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Enjy: *glares*
Bramble: *shirts starts smoking...again* This is getting rather tiresome--*beats out smouldering*
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Enjy: Well being glomped all the time is annoying too, you know. *glare*
Selina: *ducks*
Bramble: *weary sigh*
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Jehan: *has been watching this whole exchange thoughtfully* What if we came to a truce?
Bramble: Whaddya mean?
Jehan: I mean if you promise to stop glomping us we'll leave you alone as well.
Bramble and Selina: *exchange glances*
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Selina: Nah, the only harmful ones are Javert, Enjy and Gavroche.
Jehan: But he's like nine years old!
Selina: But if you mess with him, he'll spit in your eye!
Gavroche: *beams*
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Bramble: *puts on sunglasses*
Selina: You're not messing with him, he won't spit unless provoked.
Gavroche: *grins even wider*
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Selina: Holy crap! Hit the deck! *hits deck*
Gavroche: *spits in bramble's sunglasses*
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Bramble: *glares at Gavroche through the spittle* You'll pay for that, gamin!
Gavroche: Just try and get me! *scuttles off, pausing occasionally to taunt me*
Bramble: I grew up with three brothers! You're nothing compared to them!
Gavroche: Oh I'm so scared!
Selina: *peeks out* This ought to be interesting...
Bramble: *pounces on Gavroche* Gotcha!!
Gavvy: *begins biting and clawing*
Bramble: Is that all you got? *pins him down with his arm twisted behind his back*
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Gavroche: *kicks bramble in the jaw*
Bamble: *flies backward*
Enjy: *approving nod*
Amis and selina:
Gavroche: Stuff THAT in your gun!
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Bramble: *rubs jaw* Ouch...hey I just read that part today...
Gavroche: Huh?
Bramble: *spits out tooth* Now see what you've done? And I mean I'm reading the book again...
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Gavroche: oh. . . *takes refuge behind Enjy*
Selina: *sees tooth* DENTESTY TIME!! *shoves a flustered bramble in to a chair* Calm down, I just got a root canal done two days ago! I know what I'm doing! *not really* *fixes teeth* GOOD AS NEW!
Amis: O_______o
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Bramble: *wiggles previously-knocked-out-tooth* Wow...
Amis: We're still trying to figure that one out...
Gavroche: *makes faces at Bramble*
Bramble: COME OUT HERE AND YOU DIE, GAMIN!!
Gavroche: Eep!
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