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BrokenTeapot — How to distract a Witch

Published: 2010-06-11 02:10:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 75687; Favourites: 1523; Downloads: 583
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Description Not sure how I thought of this, but I was mainly trying to parody the Smoker X Hunter pairing that I have been seeing a lot lately... Also, the background was really hard to make for some reason.

Smoker, Hunter, and Witch © Valve
Art © *BrokenTeapot
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leeeeeeeeerooooooy [2020-08-02 00:46:21 +0000 UTC]

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leeeeeeeeerooooooy [2020-06-27 01:05:57 +0000 UTC]

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Lordpeahen In reply to leeeeeeeeerooooooy [2020-07-30 04:35:27 +0000 UTC]

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MrOppositeDay [2018-12-11 05:46:50 +0000 UTC]

gay

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TheTravelingLad [2018-04-21 22:20:21 +0000 UTC]

Heh

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Ascoutnoonelikes [2018-04-14 09:44:28 +0000 UTC]

omy.

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MrOppositeDay In reply to Ascoutnoonelikes [2018-12-11 05:46:56 +0000 UTC]

gay

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Ascoutnoonelikes In reply to MrOppositeDay [2018-12-17 19:45:32 +0000 UTC]

thank you

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MrOppositeDay In reply to Ascoutnoonelikes [2018-12-20 04:04:54 +0000 UTC]

;3

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Ascoutnoonelikes In reply to MrOppositeDay [2019-01-19 23:19:07 +0000 UTC]

what am I thanking you for again, I forgot

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DeltaPS2 [2017-09-23 13:46:20 +0000 UTC]

Kek

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Anarchygost [2017-09-21 04:47:48 +0000 UTC]

biker: ... wwhat the fuck is this shit, not sure is wanting to live after seeing all this shit

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MLGReaper [2017-01-21 14:25:21 +0000 UTC]

smoker's like "The Fuck?" while the Witch is like "gimme that shit!"
Hunter look who's bleeding for you XD

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Creepy-Anime-Angel [2016-07-31 06:14:53 +0000 UTC]

Witch ships it.

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Matamata9001 [2015-09-25 20:03:23 +0000 UTC]

Tank: ...
Spitter: ...YOU WILL NOT TAKE MY HUBBY AWAY!
Smoker: WHY IS EVERYONE WANTING MY LOVE?1 I DON'T GIVE IT AWAY!!!

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trolloflol In reply to Matamata9001 [2016-05-27 11:13:47 +0000 UTC]

Hunter:...... You suck

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RaspberryJames [2015-09-01 23:03:46 +0000 UTC]

I'd just get her a dead body to eat. she eats those, right?

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Anarchygost In reply to RaspberryJames [2017-09-21 04:46:44 +0000 UTC]

she eat any thing with high sugar, mostly pure sugar

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RaspberryJames In reply to Anarchygost [2017-09-21 10:19:25 +0000 UTC]

Makes sense.

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videogamefrek [2014-12-11 03:06:53 +0000 UTC]

awww

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Falseredstone [2014-08-28 03:52:25 +0000 UTC]

Isn't spitter female?

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stargazerdragon In reply to Falseredstone [2015-01-04 04:57:51 +0000 UTC]

Thats a smoker.

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Falseredstone In reply to stargazerdragon [2015-01-05 04:50:07 +0000 UTC]

Ah

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stargazerdragon In reply to Falseredstone [2015-01-05 06:55:26 +0000 UTC]

Now let me just kill some witches cause Im godoike.

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Falseredstone In reply to stargazerdragon [2015-01-06 00:39:13 +0000 UTC]

Cr0wn...Cr0wn...Cr0wn...Cr0-GAA! Rip! Shred! Tear!

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stargazerdragon In reply to Falseredstone [2015-01-06 01:44:54 +0000 UTC]

*Decimates l4d world*

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Falseredstone In reply to stargazerdragon [2015-01-07 00:31:53 +0000 UTC]

Hunter: (makes finger gun and blows on "barrel")

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stargazerdragon In reply to Falseredstone [2015-01-07 10:16:29 +0000 UTC]

Dude I decimated the damn world.

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Falseredstone In reply to stargazerdragon [2015-01-08 07:00:06 +0000 UTC]

i once found five tanks waiting for me in a perfect ambush spot. Ow

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stargazerdragon In reply to Falseredstone [2015-01-08 12:19:31 +0000 UTC]

Sorry. But I never know they could do that. What version is your left 4 dead? Mine is left 4 dead 2 PC with no steam program with it.

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diamondpython [2014-08-10 03:08:03 +0000 UTC]

Witch: *nosebleed*
Hunter: *wiggles eyebrows*
Smoker: WTF?!

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ZXAKING360 [2014-07-01 08:37:48 +0000 UTC]

HA HA LOL The Look On The Witches Face

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IntellectAdmirer [2014-05-31 10:46:45 +0000 UTC]

Haha Oh, Witch

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fangirlakatsuki123 [2014-05-17 01:03:58 +0000 UTC]

XD lol

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staystrong13x [2014-02-17 17:15:16 +0000 UTC]

XD I love how you had gotten the witch to have a nose bleed, like a typical fangirl. Well drawn too      

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Ask-Chris [2013-12-21 20:05:50 +0000 UTC]

I blame for the fact that he is blind

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DaAlphashot75 In reply to Ask-Chris [2013-12-28 13:25:29 +0000 UTC]

No his not

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Complete-Vileness85 [2013-11-01 02:00:43 +0000 UTC]

The Hunter has defected to the fruity side...

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RoseBloodCat [2013-07-06 23:32:10 +0000 UTC]

w00t!! I'm with ya gurl! Nothin' beats yaoi!

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DJTBProductions [2012-11-03 23:36:15 +0000 UTC]

The Witch is like:

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lina-witch [2012-10-28 17:16:25 +0000 UTC]

i love it

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lina-witch [2012-10-28 17:16:16 +0000 UTC]

haha so funny

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scottish-geeky [2012-10-16 00:31:09 +0000 UTC]

gay zombie porn well then society

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marilynshadow123 [2012-10-02 00:39:24 +0000 UTC]

Witch likes yaoi .3.

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Melanie-sama [2012-08-17 16:37:02 +0000 UTC]

Also how to distract me. 0w0

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ZarozAestoth [2012-06-30 02:13:05 +0000 UTC]

xD LOL

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William23199 [2012-06-27 03:21:52 +0000 UTC]

Haha haha look the Witch its very funny

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ananomus111 [2012-06-14 10:59:48 +0000 UTC]

fuck ya

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Tiparium [2012-06-14 03:32:46 +0000 UTC]

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hatsunemiku731 [2012-05-29 05:08:36 +0000 UTC]

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