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BrokenTeapot — How to distract a Witch

Published: 2010-06-11 02:10:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 75700; Favourites: 1523; Downloads: 583
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Description Not sure how I thought of this, but I was mainly trying to parody the Smoker X Hunter pairing that I have been seeing a lot lately... Also, the background was really hard to make for some reason.

Smoker, Hunter, and Witch © Valve
Art © *BrokenTeapot
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Comments: 401

Oxob-tigerrobotn22 [2012-05-14 11:37:37 +0000 UTC]

Cute

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shaniawanddlover12 [2012-05-13 05:18:54 +0000 UTC]


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Morggehan In reply to ??? [2012-04-23 22:58:35 +0000 UTC]

"Smoker X Hunter"? I don't want to know...

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RaimiWolf96 [2012-04-10 08:33:52 +0000 UTC]

i would!!!!

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L4dissweet [2012-03-14 18:39:18 +0000 UTC]

I guess

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DreadinaGhostFlowerz [2012-02-12 04:51:00 +0000 UTC]

GAAAAH!!! So awsome!! >////<

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TubaCakes In reply to ??? [2012-02-09 05:09:38 +0000 UTC]

yes i do!.. oh oh i mean yes 'he' dose.. XD

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evilnerd20 In reply to ??? [2011-12-30 02:40:03 +0000 UTC]

AHAHAHAHAA!! HER FINGERS ARE BLOODY CAUSE OF HER NOSE!!! XD

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kat1004 In reply to ??? [2011-12-22 03:20:08 +0000 UTC]

I'd soooo be the Witch-zombie. I'd have worse than just an "Awesome!" face and a nosebleed, though. I'd be passed out on the ground, an epically happy smile like this on my face.

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Prussiaalbino In reply to ??? [2011-12-11 16:59:04 +0000 UTC]

im the hunter

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Gear17 [2011-11-15 03:53:10 +0000 UTC]

haha

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ComancheSamurai [2011-11-12 23:56:32 +0000 UTC]

I wanna make a spinoff of this one lol, with your permission that is if it's okay. Same skit but in a different fashion.

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Aalayaa [2011-11-06 16:49:51 +0000 UTC]

Ha!

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Nikoman3344 [2011-11-05 02:45:25 +0000 UTC]

Hunter startled the Witch... Witch had a nosebleed. lol

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youkall [2011-10-23 21:33:27 +0000 UTC]

its funny thats all

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LinzieFey In reply to ??? [2011-10-20 22:02:27 +0000 UTC]

Uhm... triangle power?

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xxMetalgirlxx [2011-10-04 02:08:44 +0000 UTC]

lolz

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L107A0L In reply to ??? [2011-09-22 17:51:01 +0000 UTC]

O///O XD THAT'S COOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Skeith990 In reply to ??? [2011-09-14 00:48:44 +0000 UTC]

I never knew girls get nose bleed 0.0

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Classic-Dave [2011-08-30 20:06:24 +0000 UTC]

lol You never really do see a hunter with its hoodie open.

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DaleraTheHedgedingo2 [2011-08-26 09:48:28 +0000 UTC]

The witch must've been a yaoi fan before she became infected... lol.

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meow321 In reply to ??? [2011-08-16 02:36:43 +0000 UTC]

...

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ryutaro-nakayasu In reply to ??? [2011-08-14 20:44:16 +0000 UTC]

Witch stopped crying... O_O You startled the Witch

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Trickymander In reply to ryutaro-nakayasu [2011-08-21 21:27:22 +0000 UTC]

witch died from nose bleed

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ryutaro-nakayasu In reply to Trickymander [2011-08-22 01:58:19 +0000 UTC]

LOL XD

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SadieKane23 In reply to ??? [2011-07-29 03:25:35 +0000 UTC]

Shouldn't her claws be poking out of her hands?

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KaabiChu2000 In reply to ??? [2011-07-25 23:24:48 +0000 UTC]

Witch:

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xSakuraKurox In reply to ??? [2011-06-25 22:28:05 +0000 UTC]

*joins the witch*
*looks around*
Wait, FFFUUUUUU-

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akamaru1414 In reply to ??? [2011-06-18 02:52:42 +0000 UTC]

the smoker is all:

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chaotickirby64 In reply to ??? [2011-06-08 18:27:15 +0000 UTC]

Huh......well the Witch seems excited about something....

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Darkmaster58 [2011-06-07 01:44:21 +0000 UTC]

lolz the Witch is a yoai fan never would have thought

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Katbabe19 [2011-05-30 02:40:52 +0000 UTC]

see this actualy happened to me at school where two of the hottest guys did stage kisses right before our second night of "Fiddler on the roof" in front of EVERYONE!
the fact that it was a conservative jewish play made things WAY funnyer
me and my "anime freaks" friends (who were in the play as well) made a huge "Fangirl" fuss of this.
all in all it was great

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Kittehcuttie13 [2011-05-26 02:36:53 +0000 UTC]

fitting... just look up "scuttle l4ms" and you'll get my words... also im told i would make a PERFECT witch...
idk why *kneels in teh corner twirling my bleached hair between my long black nails* o.o"

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sonazelover22 [2011-05-26 00:48:44 +0000 UTC]

sup.this is the hunter here and why in he hell would i BE WITH DA SMOKER?!?!?!IM WITH WITCH FOR CHRSITSAKES!also my username is what it is cuase i like picking random stuff..especially targets.

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WolfAcopolypse [2011-05-15 11:43:42 +0000 UTC]

lawlz love the witch's face XD this is cute X3

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bully-bunny [2011-05-12 02:52:51 +0000 UTC]

I also know that Smoker wants that.

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Left4deadRocks223 In reply to ??? [2011-05-01 22:00:46 +0000 UTC]

Poor smoker

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Left4deadRocks223 [2011-05-01 22:00:15 +0000 UTC]

Sexy!!!
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I am the witch!!!!!!!!!!

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Left4deadRocks223 [2011-05-01 18:51:41 +0000 UTC]

LOL!!!!

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xardboy [2011-04-20 10:29:50 +0000 UTC]

i know the Witch does XD

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So-and-so456 [2011-04-08 23:37:09 +0000 UTC]

That is... if all the Witches are yaoi fangirls. If not: we're shit out of luck.

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ZeronValentine [2011-04-04 03:39:47 +0000 UTC]

omg I put this as EPIC win

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Wabefuhon [2011-04-02 01:05:39 +0000 UTC]

ROFL!!!

The background looks fine.
witch nozebleed.
Like a guy.

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MetalSpy [2011-03-30 21:47:29 +0000 UTC]

Hunter: >
Smoker: Wut?
Witch: OMGWTFBBQOMGYEAHOMGWANT

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CHAOSBLADE02 [2011-03-30 13:23:59 +0000 UTC]

lol nosebleed

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DracoQueen [2011-03-24 02:04:25 +0000 UTC]

lol, I think that;s the easiest way to kill a witch through bloodloss

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SnowRiolu [2011-03-20 05:02:09 +0000 UTC]

WITCH APPROVES

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TheImortalWolfman [2011-03-15 02:14:41 +0000 UTC]

I love you.

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wizardbaker [2011-03-06 06:17:51 +0000 UTC]

No love 4 boomer?

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MissMetaFan [2011-02-26 20:41:10 +0000 UTC]

i know i want some of it...

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