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BrokenTeapot — How to distract a Witch

Published: 2010-06-11 02:10:11 +0000 UTC; Views: 76030; Favourites: 1522; Downloads: 583
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Description Not sure how I thought of this, but I was mainly trying to parody the Smoker X Hunter pairing that I have been seeing a lot lately... Also, the background was really hard to make for some reason.

Smoker, Hunter, and Witch © Valve
Art © *BrokenTeapot
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Comments: 401

shadow-luver-1 In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 11:48:33 +0000 UTC]

This is soooo epic! 8D

now im trying to hold a nosebleed XD

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BrokenTeapot In reply to shadow-luver-1 [2010-06-11 17:38:11 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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shadow-luver-1 In reply to BrokenTeapot [2010-06-12 00:39:56 +0000 UTC]

Hunter is haaaaaaawt XDDD

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TheImortalCJ In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 11:43:18 +0000 UTC]

SOO MUCH WIN XD

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Whitewolfos In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 11:20:16 +0000 UTC]

I can't believe people actually ship this... But, its a brilliant example of that dreaded rule 34.

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Lecter-the-Mu In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 11:11:57 +0000 UTC]

Didn't know Witch was a Yaoi fangirl

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noko-noko In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 10:53:45 +0000 UTC]

Just throw some water on that bitch and get done with it

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Red-Velvet-Cupcake In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 10:43:27 +0000 UTC]



If that happened in the game I would play it forever. (Hiding in the bushes, ofcourse.) xD

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rctdelta20 In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 10:32:43 +0000 UTC]

Nice, very funny bet she watchs twilight

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BrokenTeapot In reply to rctdelta20 [2010-06-11 17:38:35 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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razielwerewolffan In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 10:16:48 +0000 UTC]

WITHCH!!! only reason i like the witch is gmod idiot box

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Rhys1010 In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 08:31:25 +0000 UTC]

Wait, so Witches are into that?

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Seimar In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 08:11:19 +0000 UTC]

well this parring is better then anything with the jokey xD
means that the hunter is uke?

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cat-gray-and-me78 In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 08:04:09 +0000 UTC]

Hunter distracted the witch!

Survivors got away!

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Zanten94 In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 07:48:09 +0000 UTC]

You know don't disturb the witch, They really kill you in a seconed. If you did run for your lives

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Pokelova In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 07:11:56 +0000 UTC]

I do, I want some of that!

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Chaletica In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 07:01:08 +0000 UTC]

Haha, the witch is a yaoi fangirl. (which I'm not, by the way)

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Riokan In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 06:26:50 +0000 UTC]

well i guess its hard causse u did alot detail this time but you did it very well^^

i personally think the Hunter x Witch pairing works out better (not a yaoi fan) so i really like the spurting witch ^^

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BB-K In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 05:50:54 +0000 UTC]

I knew the witches are hot, the "Hunter x Witch" is my favorite.

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CrayzMario64 [2010-06-11 05:27:32 +0000 UTC]

Can you say "Derp" kidz?!

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phantomdotexe [2010-06-11 05:26:51 +0000 UTC]

Fascinating. happy birthday .

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devidevil888 In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 04:44:52 +0000 UTC]

...makes it awkward I was the hunter for Halloween.

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masterX70 In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 04:00:10 +0000 UTC]

I srsly dont get how people came up with that....

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Tornado5000170 In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 03:55:34 +0000 UTC]

HAH! nice xD
Somehow I see you as the smoker, and the hunter as... well I'm sure you know a person or two to fill in his role, hah!

If L4D was reality, you would be a smoker xD

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BrokenTeapot In reply to Tornado5000170 [2010-06-11 17:42:08 +0000 UTC]

Thanks. ^_^

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Tornado5000170 In reply to BrokenTeapot [2010-06-12 05:49:47 +0000 UTC]

you're welcome

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Joosh-Face In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 03:54:26 +0000 UTC]

Now's my chance! *Crowns the witch, then kills the hunter and smoker.* HAHAHA! Thank you yaoi!
... never EVER thought I'd say that.

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The90sDoggo In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 03:52:16 +0000 UTC]

..............the fangirls are insane!

nice this reminds me that the girls are as perverts as the mens good work!

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borgking12 In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 03:37:48 +0000 UTC]

smexy

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Tsumibito-En In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 03:14:59 +0000 UTC]

the nosebleeding witch is a nice touch!!?

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Sandman-Ivan [2010-06-11 03:11:08 +0000 UTC]

necrophillia is still illegal everyone XD

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Darkblade92 In reply to Sandman-Ivan [2010-06-11 07:11:40 +0000 UTC]

well, unless I am wrong the L4D 'zombies' aren't really dead. They're mutated humans with uncontrollable rage

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shamoosh In reply to Darkblade92 [2010-06-11 17:04:45 +0000 UTC]

yup
their just 'infected'
sick people
.....who can rip your face off
spit acid
break your spine
jump from ten story buildings
have tentacles
....you know....THOSE kinda sick people ewe;;

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Darkblade92 In reply to shamoosh [2010-06-14 06:19:19 +0000 UTC]

yup. And bride witch is osum, saw her yesterday

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Sandman-Ivan In reply to Darkblade92 [2010-06-11 07:32:09 +0000 UTC]

i know XD its just this big joke.

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Why-it [2010-06-11 03:11:02 +0000 UTC]

mmmm rotting abs...no

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AznMega In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 03:10:43 +0000 UTC]

funny x 10

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silva592 In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 03:02:10 +0000 UTC]

I can see every the witch goes ga ga over yoai even if it's necro

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SaroroKeronian In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 03:02:10 +0000 UTC]

Lol I was just thinking about 2 hours ago "What if the special infected from L4D were in SSBB? What would their final smashes be?" Well Hunter's could be something like that causing everyone else to fly off the screen. XP

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Freakster00f [2010-06-11 02:59:12 +0000 UTC]

This is the 1st tine I see the witch happy

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Gamer28 In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 02:44:56 +0000 UTC]

Is it me or are you 'sweating a little' in all your descriptions?

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Ojunix In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 02:42:50 +0000 UTC]

Why did the Wich just have a Nosebleed........0_o

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smilyfaceftw In reply to Ojunix [2010-06-11 03:04:07 +0000 UTC]

She stabbed her claws so hard into her hand that blood squirted out her nose. Duh.

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Ojunix In reply to smilyfaceftw [2010-06-11 03:22:02 +0000 UTC]

You do know what being Sarcastic means Right?

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smilyfaceftw In reply to Ojunix [2010-06-11 21:55:10 +0000 UTC]

Yes... it was a joke ._.

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Majin-Tobias [2010-06-11 02:40:22 +0000 UTC]

I lol'd

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Esoja In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 02:39:57 +0000 UTC]

I always thought it was zombie PMS... She was really crying about the lack of yaoi in the apocolypse, lol.

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KazeSolarFlare In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 02:35:06 +0000 UTC]

If they're alot of Smoker x Hunter Yaoi on here, the Witch would've joined deviantART to fave and save all those porn. ...heck, maybe she'll post a few pictures of herself on here (or maybe on Facebook).

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sh4rky2 [2010-06-11 02:33:10 +0000 UTC]

...so the Witch is into yaoi? Good, now we have a good weapon against her!

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j4daz In reply to ??? [2010-06-11 02:29:51 +0000 UTC]

looooooool

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