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brummybean In reply to itsmyccrets [2015-06-12 22:51:51 +0000 UTC]

Thanks, dude!

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itsmyccrets In reply to brummybean [2015-06-12 22:52:55 +0000 UTC]

You're very welcome...

...great dress too...

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brummybean In reply to itsmyccrets [2015-06-12 23:06:04 +0000 UTC]

It's my "fuck me" dress.  The first time I put it on I looked in a mirror and thought, "fuck me"!

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itsmyccrets In reply to brummybean [2015-06-12 23:07:58 +0000 UTC]

Very impressional dress...dammmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmn!!!

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brummybean In reply to itsmyccrets [2015-06-12 23:09:44 +0000 UTC]

I can also recite poetry and start small fires.

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itsmyccrets In reply to brummybean [2015-06-12 23:10:22 +0000 UTC]

With or without gasoline???

A woman of MANY talents!!!

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brummybean In reply to itsmyccrets [2015-06-12 23:11:46 +0000 UTC]

With only a hat pin and some lint.  I'm like the female McGuyver.  With boobs and everything.

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itsmyccrets In reply to brummybean [2015-06-12 23:14:19 +0000 UTC]

Now I am impressed...

...and much prettier than McGuyver!!!

I bet you can be very distracting when you start the fires...

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brummybean In reply to itsmyccrets [2015-06-12 23:16:17 +0000 UTC]

I tend to point the other way and say, "oh look, a badger".  Works every time.

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itsmyccrets In reply to brummybean [2015-06-12 23:19:41 +0000 UTC]

Badger...where???

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brummybean In reply to itsmyccrets [2015-06-12 23:21:46 +0000 UTC]

*starts fire*

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itsmyccrets In reply to brummybean [2015-06-12 23:28:00 +0000 UTC]

dammmit ... you caught me!!!

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brummybean In reply to KRASHanBURN [2015-06-12 22:52:54 +0000 UTC]

As open as a British petrol station.  Feel free to look that one up

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KRASHanBURN In reply to brummybean [2015-06-22 08:59:46 +0000 UTC]

Im just guessing. Very open

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brummybean In reply to KRASHanBURN [2015-06-24 17:52:15 +0000 UTC]

24/7, and you can even get sandwiches.

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KRASHanBURN In reply to brummybean [2015-06-28 02:05:47 +0000 UTC]

Ooooo
Well im all yours with a round of jagermeister shots.

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brummybean In reply to Mist3rThr33 [2015-06-12 22:53:15 +0000 UTC]

*waves*

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brummybean In reply to Xtriker29 [2015-06-12 22:53:09 +0000 UTC]

Ta fella!

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Xtriker29 In reply to brummybean [2015-06-12 23:16:16 +0000 UTC]

Sorry, don't know what that means DX

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brummybean In reply to Xtriker29 [2015-06-12 23:17:54 +0000 UTC]

Ta = British slang for "thanks".  Fella = British slang for "man".  That probably takes all the charm out of it, but there you go

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Xtriker29 In reply to brummybean [2015-06-13 03:46:52 +0000 UTC]

Ohh we learn something new every day hehe. Well you're very welcome pretty lady

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brummybean In reply to Xtriker29 [2015-06-13 21:51:03 +0000 UTC]

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brummybean In reply to Kramttin [2015-06-11 23:09:15 +0000 UTC]

Hello!

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Kramttin In reply to brummybean [2015-06-11 23:13:19 +0000 UTC]

I really like that dress.

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brummybean In reply to Kramttin [2015-06-11 23:14:20 +0000 UTC]

Yes.  Awesome dress.  Kills all known demons and polishes glasses.

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Kramttin In reply to brummybean [2015-06-11 23:17:31 +0000 UTC]

That's some dress! Hehe...
Then I guess I can't be a demon after all.

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brummybean In reply to Kramttin [2015-06-11 23:18:11 +0000 UTC]

No.  That's good.  I assume you're not a pair of glasses either.

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Kramttin In reply to brummybean [2015-06-11 23:20:32 +0000 UTC]

I don't think so, cause I didn't get any cleaner. Just more dirty thoughts.

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brummybean In reply to Kramttin [2015-06-11 23:21:41 +0000 UTC]

Yes, awesome dress can do that too.  Its powers are endless.  Dry clean only.

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Kramttin In reply to brummybean [2015-06-11 23:23:24 +0000 UTC]

Not to mention the beautiful body inside it.

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brummybean In reply to Kramttin [2015-06-12 22:58:35 +0000 UTC]

Amazingly, it stays the same even when I take it off*.



* this may not be true

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Kramttin In reply to brummybean [2015-06-12 23:13:52 +0000 UTC]

I'm sure it's perfectly true.

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