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You're probably thinking: what the hell is this?It's a fair question seeing as this strip doesn't seem to make any sense. If you've heard anything about the Large Hadron Collider, then you're a step in the right direction. However what this comic is, is a reaction to this video on Youtube I came accross by some guy called "Gorilla 199".
LHC SATANS STARGATE 2008: [link]
The video was posted back in April '08 and speculated on what would happen when the Large Hardron Collider was turned on in the upcoming summer. The gist of the video is that Gorilla believed that the Hadron Collider would shoot a large beam of energy into the sky, punch a hole in the Van Allen Belt, open a Stargate to the planet "Nibiru" where Satan lives, at which point Satan would hop in his spaceship, fly to Earth, and begin the Apocolyps.
Needless to say, you can almost see the bats flying around this guy's head, he's so crazy.
CERN "Scientists" proven wrong by an idiot: [link]
Of course, the Collider was switched on last summer and nothing happened. This did not, however, fool Gorilla 199 who, the following December, posted a new video proving that he was right! ...because the Collider didn't produce any black holes... He then ended his video by throwing pies in the faces of everyone who had doubted him.
After watching this, all I could think was: Right! Because opening a portal to the apocolyps seems so trivial when you see that scientists didn't make any microscopic black holes! After that, I just could not get this comic idea out of my head and so I finally conceeded to my urges and drew this comic.
Gorilla 199: you are a paranoid fanatic, and I love you for it. I found your videos immensly entertaining and the only way they could've been funnier is if they played in the Mystery Science Theater!
God bless your fruity mind!
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Comments: 84
Bug-Off In reply to ??? [2009-02-17 02:17:38 +0000 UTC]
Yes, well I'd imagine that behind the scenes Rasputin forced Hellboy to use his arm to open the gateway.
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konfuse [2008-12-30 19:54:59 +0000 UTC]
holy why havenΒ΄t I commented on this before? XD
I only read the descripiton of the video and already think:
"What the hell is he talking about? The earth IS reached by cosmic rays" but now I watch the vid.. well loading very slow...
hahahahaha XD damn.... funny stuff
and the scientiest managed to create a little black hole. Even when it didnΒ΄t worked in the beginning xDDD
well the plotting was discovered... damn you Cern! XD
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Bug-Off In reply to konfuse [2008-12-31 02:48:03 +0000 UTC]
Yeah, it's a good thing we have such alert and clever people on Youtube to point these things out to the rest of us ignorant folks.
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cantthinkofaname8888 [2008-12-26 09:53:16 +0000 UTC]
The entire time I watched that video I was waiting for the "SURPRISE!! You're on candid camera!" or something along those lines.. hmm.. Perhaps I need to look a little harder for hidden cameras?
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Bug-Off In reply to cantthinkofaname8888 [2008-12-26 18:42:16 +0000 UTC]
Nope. Just one camera and one disturbed individual.
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rainvine [2008-12-23 20:28:16 +0000 UTC]
Loooooooooooooooool I love it... seems familiar.... like dΓ©jΓ vu...ish...
Hahahahaha it made me chuckle.
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Bug-Off In reply to rainvine [2008-12-24 01:43:50 +0000 UTC]
I'm just bagging on some crazy nutjob.
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Bug-Off In reply to Sukeile [2008-12-22 16:45:32 +0000 UTC]
There is a whole thing about where this comic came from and what it means.
It's probably best if you just move on.
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rainvine [2008-12-22 04:35:49 +0000 UTC]
I'm actually laughing out loud- HEHEHE AHAHAHAHAHA
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Bug-Off In reply to rainvine [2008-12-22 06:47:49 +0000 UTC]
Do you get what's happening alright?
This comic is a little all over the place.
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Superstrider [2008-12-19 17:10:09 +0000 UTC]
Sees the pied guy at the end...
"A pie in the face isn't good enough for you... So...
IMMA CHARGIN' MAH LAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!"
*shot*
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Bug-Off In reply to Superstrider [2008-12-19 17:55:21 +0000 UTC]
He's getting a pie AND a lazer?
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Superstrider In reply to Bug-Off [2008-12-19 17:57:57 +0000 UTC]
Sure... Why not? It's funnier that way.
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Bug-Off In reply to Superstrider [2008-12-19 18:00:30 +0000 UTC]
Slapstick humor for the win!
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Freyad-Dryden [2008-12-19 06:17:12 +0000 UTC]
Shit, nevermind. I just finished watching the videos. I know this sort of guy, he's definitely looney-bins.
But my god, that's funny. I've read some of the books I think he's drawing his "facts" from, but even if I'm correct in that, he's horribly misunderstanding what is said by them - also, the books are entirely theoretical and we have no way of testing whether or not they're true.
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Bug-Off In reply to Freyad-Dryden [2008-12-19 07:55:55 +0000 UTC]
He only uses the stuff from them that reafirms his own beliefs.
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Freyad-Dryden In reply to Bug-Off [2008-12-19 08:27:07 +0000 UTC]
Not even that. You can't really say you're using it if you're not applying your information correctly.
I swear, I keep waiting for him to say we're going to free Lord Zenu.
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Freyad-Dryden [2008-12-19 06:06:09 +0000 UTC]
Are we sure this guy is serious? He could be getting a good laugh at us behind his hand. I mean, seriously, I'd make a video like this just for shits and giggles. Perhapse he's just so Mr. Rogers that nobody can tell he's joking.
Of course, I'm still waiting for the whole video to load, so I'm not sure; I just can't believe someone would say this and mean it as anything more than a joke.
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Bug-Off In reply to Freyad-Dryden [2008-12-19 06:57:12 +0000 UTC]
He is serious. He is very serious. Trust me.
I don't go drawing nine panles of a comic and spend several hours arranging and coloring the panels on the computer on an impulse.
I watched several of his videos. I can tell this guy has no sense of humor. He takes himself very seriously and he means every word he says.
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gucci84 [2008-12-18 22:37:53 +0000 UTC]
Ahaha, scary
"scientists" is the way to write scientists, btw
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Bug-Off In reply to gucci84 [2008-12-19 02:44:29 +0000 UTC]
Right, because any "scientist" is really just a Freemason in disguise.
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NicoSquared [2008-12-18 22:22:06 +0000 UTC]
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BlakerOats [2008-12-18 22:14:29 +0000 UTC]
Although I will admit, that would be one hell of a way for the world to end.
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Bug-Off In reply to BlakerOats [2008-12-19 02:39:42 +0000 UTC]
You mean with the devil destroying cities Godzilla-style? Yeah, that'd be cool.
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BlakerOats In reply to Bug-Off [2008-12-19 03:24:13 +0000 UTC]
The only way it could be better is if it was a giant version of Robot Satan.
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Bug-Off In reply to BlakerOats [2008-12-19 07:32:27 +0000 UTC]
There's a Futurama episode for you.
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Bug-Off In reply to BlakerOats [2008-12-20 07:47:35 +0000 UTC]
Totally. I can almost see it.
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BlakerOats [2008-12-18 22:09:00 +0000 UTC]
You do realize that some retard is gonna go on Fox and claim this is what that machine is for... Oh wait, it already happened.
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Bug-Off In reply to BlakerOats [2008-12-19 02:38:46 +0000 UTC]
It happened on Youtube.
Anyone who says this on the news, even Fox, would get mercilously ridiculed.
...and then the clip would end up on the Daily Show.
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BlakerOats In reply to Bug-Off [2008-12-19 02:58:47 +0000 UTC]
Where it would entertain millions, and me.
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Bug-Off In reply to BlakerOats [2008-12-19 07:30:16 +0000 UTC]
I would so love it if the Daily Show got ahold of his clips.
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Bug-Off In reply to Doodlebotbop [2008-12-19 02:36:26 +0000 UTC]
It's a crazy comic. I know.
I don't blame you if you don't get it.
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Doodlebotbop In reply to Bug-Off [2008-12-19 02:39:34 +0000 UTC]
Have you seen the youtube video wit hthe lady who says that the government put something in the air and water and groudn wehre water comes from taht makes rainbows in sprinklers?
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Bug-Off In reply to Doodlebotbop [2008-12-19 07:22:50 +0000 UTC]
Yes.
Yes. I saw that video before. In fact, someone else sent me a link to that video in his comment.
When I first saw it, I thought she was jokeing. I just couldn't concive how an adult person wouldn't know that sprinklers in the sun will produce rainbows. There was just no concevable way! I had to watch it twice to make sure she was serious. It's mind-boggling how someone could be so clueless and stupid.
Of course, she's still not as bad as this Gorilla 199 guy. The woman can always plead ignorance, but my dude is just strait up bat-shit crazy.
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PirateRose [2008-12-18 15:27:51 +0000 UTC]
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I think he should marry Crazy Rainbow Lady!
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Bug-Off In reply to PirateRose [2008-12-18 16:14:00 +0000 UTC]
OH GOD! I've seen this before!
If those two ever had a baby together, the world would explode from the resulting paranoia!
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Bug-Off In reply to PirateRose [2008-12-19 07:07:31 +0000 UTC]
The real way the world ends.
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MasterVash101 [2008-12-18 12:29:59 +0000 UTC]
"You doubt me?!"..... EAT sweet, delicious APPLE PIE!!!
Yeah, you lost me here.... but meh. Still good none the less!
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Bug-Off In reply to MasterVash101 [2008-12-18 16:08:45 +0000 UTC]
Basically what I'm saying is that all the stuff above that he predicted, didn't happen. Then he makes another video about how he was right that there were no black holes.
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