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Published: 2010-11-14 16:52:05 +0000 UTC; Views: 22050; Favourites: 696; Downloads: 102
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we all know you're invincible, sweden, but for the sake of the chainsaw....real warning :[link]
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ROFL! Ok raise your hand if you've tried this and raise your d- oh wait ._.;;
I love those labels but it does make you wonder who tried it originally and created the need for such warnings.
Don't do it Sweden!
On a microwave - Product will be hot after heating (Gee you don't say)
On a bag of peanuts - Warning product may contain traces of nuts (Well one would hope)
On a bottle of shower gel - Do not eat (Someone got hungry one night and decided their shower gel would suffice?)
On a bottle of soy sauce - May contain soya (Again, one would hope)
On the box of my curling iron - For external use only (This one disturbs/concerns me greatly)
On childrens cough medicine - Do not drive car or operate heavy machinery! (Because more accidents are caused a year by those 4 year olds falling asleep behind the wheel)
On my lip balm - If ingested call poison control. (What!?)
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I once saw a warning on the internet for the Ipod saying "Do not eat"
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The curling iron one is really disturbing... And my lip balm said that too, so i used to be afriad of using it. XD
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PPffff this comment is wonderful XD I wonder about those too.
My bean bag says 'Please do not ingest the material inside this product. It is NOT edible.'
And i'm like "well no shit....."
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The inspiration behind this disturbs me somewhat.
"Do Not Attempt To Stop Chain With Hands Or Genitals"
Anyone who tries to stop the chain with their hands or... bits... probably deserves to have them sliced off. xD
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This is the funniest warning in Finland: Warning! Do not use Xbox360 opener as a pleasure hole!
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"Do not attempt to stop with hands or genitals'.....really? Gee, I thought it would be a great idea to tell my friend to stop the chainsaw with his dick...
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Oh Berwald. Your country's cautions amuse me. XD
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LMAO
Oh su san you will never learn will you
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I once got a shirt and I was checking the instructions and I read
"Wash in cold water.
Do not tumble dry.
Do not eat."
I wonder if there are people who are so stupid do to these things.
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And for good reason.
I once ate my shirt.
But that's what you get for not reading the label.
Hurr late comment is late.
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sometimes I tumble dry things. D: But I usually try to read the directions ahead of time and follow them.
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I don't know how to dry it other than tumble. I mean I know clothesline and all that but I live in a place where the weather is unpredictable and live with people who are disrespectful of others property so there goes drying it in the shower.
But who the hell would ever think eating a t-shirt was a good idea?
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I don't think I've seen that warning on tee shirts before, but I figure that most strange warnings like that came from people actually doing it and sueing because they didn't say not to. (like, I think someone fell asleep while drying their hair - "do not use while asleep", and someone got too close to body parts while using a chainsaw - the warning mentioned in the above comic, maybe a kid put one of those tee shirts in their mouth and got sick or choked) But I can't figure out why chip bags still say "No purchase necessary, prize inside" because that seriously sounds like it'd cause a lot of problems.
I have some shirts that say "wash seperately" and I don't know how to do that. I mean, should I waste water and electricity by only washing one shirt at a time? :/
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Yeah. e.e These people do stupid things that any person with common sense would know not to do, sue the company and get money because there wasn't a warning label. I remember when it first started happening too. Some old lady spilled coffee on her and sued because it didn't say the coffee was hot.
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Does this rule mean that you cant stop a chainsaw with a hand?
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the fact that it's a real warning makes this all the funnier. XD
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holy shi....... Don't do it!!
think of the chainsaw
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XDDDDD i luv this, lol btw nice siggy XD i got halfway down it before i realized what it was and stopped X)
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or you can just jump down to the bottom, read the instructions and i takes ten seconds
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I bow to the smart ass-ery!
Totally aware of how stupid that sounds after rereading
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lol its all cool. this is one of my favourite comments
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Cool, I showed this to my creative writing teacher and he asked for me to copy it so he could use it against problem students.
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