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omg alora you are so not your moms favorite

A slight spoof of "first world problems" where we deal petty issues that only gods find mildly annoying.
I don't even know what happened in that village. Let's say one of Alora's pre-adolescent dragons swooped in and sat on a bunch of houses and ate a few sheep because of a fiery temper tantrum or something. Ime's having none of it.

Alora is a faerie mother (the fourth fourth oldest out of seven) and is probably the most...difficult one to get a 100% serious word out of. She might as well be ruling over her particular kingdom wearing shutter shades and huge margarita glass in one hand and a "permit" in the other hand just saying "i can do what i want"
Like, I mean, she destroyed an evil force strong enough to devour entire planets once but still finds the time to complain about stuff like this *shrugs* Other than that she's a pretty cool and caring person if you can get passed the occasional "ayyy lmao tbh idc parttyyy all night frick the police" attitude

She considers her and Ime to be "friends", but that's only because Ime can tolerate her rants better than most (with 500,000+ years worth of patience under her belt)

Description
omg alora you are so not your moms favorite

A slight spoof of "first world problems" where we deal petty issues that only gods find mildly annoying.
I don't even know what happened in that village. Let's say one of Alora's pre-adolescent dragons swooped in and sat on a bunch of houses and ate a few sheep because of a fiery temper tantrum or something. Ime's having none of it.

Alora is a faerie mother (the fourth fourth oldest out of seven) and is probably the most...difficult one to get a 100% serious word out of. She might as well be ruling over her particular kingdom wearing shutter shades and huge margarita glass in one hand and a "permit" in the other hand just saying "i can do what i want"
Like, I mean, she destroyed an evil force strong enough to devour entire planets once but still finds the time to complain about stuff like this *shrugs* Other than that she's a pretty cool and caring person if you can get passed the occasional "ayyy lmao tbh idc parttyyy all night frick the police" attitude

She considers her and Ime to be "friends", but that's only because Ime can tolerate her rants better than most (with 500,000+ years worth of patience under her belt)