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caultron [2020-05-27 18:36:40 +0000 UTC]

It always struck me that centaurs don't look like they can reach their entire bodies. So how do they give themselves a bath or a good brushing?

If two or more are living together I suppose they could groom each other.

Otherwise, I suppose they could use one of those long-handled car wash brushes with a hose connection at one end, a soap dispenser in the middle, and a brush at the other end where the water comes out.

Or there could be grooming salons, either one-on-one or through an assembly line. There could be farriers there too, along with hairdressers, makeup artists, and nail operators.

I wonder how many people with blow dryers it takes to dry off a centaur... Or do they just go outside and shake booty for a while...

Anyway, nice piece!

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canawrite In reply to caultron [2020-05-28 01:35:54 +0000 UTC]

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caultron In reply to canawrite [2020-05-29 05:29:55 +0000 UTC]

A centaur wearing goggles for a walk-through wash. Gotta love it.

Ever wonder if a centaur could drive a van? Like maybe with the driver's seat removed, and her on her haunches, and with hand controls? And a ramp on the back to get in and out?

And then the van gets stuck in the mud or snow or whatever and she has to pull it out?

Centaur ice hockey or roller derby?

Eight centaurs lined up for the 100-meter dash?

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canawrite In reply to caultron [2020-05-29 14:14:27 +0000 UTC]

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