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It was no doubt you were a complete mess when drunk. One example being when Chopper had joined the crew. You were so smashed that you nearly fell overboard reenacting Titanic.

"It was flawless~," you had slurred when Usopp pulled your hopeless ass back on deck.

You shook the memory out of your head. It was a pride-shattering moment. You stared at the crumpled piece of paper in your hand. Now that Franky had joined, you were determined to finish it. Your bucket list, that is. The last thing on the list stared at you.

Beat Zoro at a drinking game.

You cringed at the thought of doing something completely embarrassing again but you needed to do it. You went into the kitchen and rolled out two barrels of booze. You maneuvered your way around Luffy, Usopp, and Chopper who were screaming about Franky's weapons.

"Um, [Name]...what are you doing?" questioned Nami.
"Oh, just going to kick some marimo ass," you said innocently. In the background, you could hear Sanji swoon at your choice of words.

"Oi, what are you doing?" said Zoro, as you placed two barrels in front of him.
"I challenge you to a drinking game!" you said arrogantly.

Zoro sweat-dropped.

"The last time you drank, you-," he started, but was interrupted by your finger stopping him.
"That was the past, Zoro-kun," you said seriously, "I've changed."
"Don't call me Zoro-kun," said Zoro with a tick mark on his forehead.

You gave him a cheeky smile and turned towards Nami.

"Nami~, can you be our referee~?" you said sweetly.
"Hai hai, but I'm charging you for wasting my time," Nami sighed.

Nami had gotten a stopwatch from who-knows-where and cups of beer were set out. Luffy, Usopp, Chopper, Franky, Robin, and Sanji were crowded around you and Zoro as Nami stood at the head of the table.

"Let's make this interesting," you smirked, flipping your [H/C] over your shoulder, "If I win, you have to do my share of cleaning the deck for two months."
"And if I win...," Zoro trailed off, leaning forward to whisper it in your ear.

You blushed furiously.

"F-Fine!" you said, holding out your hand to shake.

Zoro chuckled and shook hands. Meanwhile Sanji demanded to know what he said.

"Ready, set...GO!"

~~~~~~~~~~

Seven, maybe thirteen, cups later, you felt dizzy.

"Ah? You tolerated longer than last time," teased Zoro. You glared at him. You were definitely not going to lose to him.

Then the timer beeped. You stood up triumphantly.

"My shining moment has arrived!" you yelled.
"You're only shining because I polished you," retorted Zoro, gesturing to his empty barrel.

You fell into a cloud of depression. Sanji tried comforting you but it was no use.

"Oh sweet Skypeia, the world's shattering," you slurred.
"Aaaand she's drunk," said Usopp.

Everybody sighed as you passed out on the deck.

"I'll get my prize tomorrow," said Zoro, giving a smirk.
"WHAT DID YOU SAY TO [NAME]-CHAN, MARIMO!" yelled Sanji.
"You'll see, dartboard," yawned Zoro.
"WHY YOU-"

~~~~~~~~~~

You woke up with a mind-splitting hangover. You stood up and walking to the mirror by your bed. You could've passed as Medusa's twin sister, with the wild hair and crazy eyes. You made a lazy attempt to tame your hair and brushed your teeth. You heard Luffy laughing loudly as you walked into the dining room. Your captain was adorable, but Luffy and a hangover didn't go well.

"MONSTER!" Chopper yelled.
"MONSTER!?" shouted Usopp and Luffy.

The trio screamed and the table nearly flew out of the door.

"URUSEI!" you yelled.

The trio sat down and went back to eating, seeing that it was you. Sanji made a weak attempt at complimenting your bedhead, but you just glared at him.

"Baka swordsman," you muttered, sitting down.
"Swordsman...?" said a drowsy voice behind you.

Ah, of course he'd be right behind you. You sighed as Zoro draped his arm around you.

"So how about that prize?" he suggested, chuckling.

You blushed at the thought of his side of the bet. You turned your head and gave him a peck on the cheek.

"T-There! You happy?" you said, drinking some water.

Sanji started crying on the floor. Zoro frowned.

"Only on the cheek? That's no fun."
"You said a kiss. You didn't say where," you retorted.