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Cappitron — Beast War On Errorism

Published: 2009-02-08 08:57:39 +0000 UTC; Views: 2760; Favourites: 28; Downloads: 30
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Description NOTE: These pictures can also be seen over at Mrcappy’s gallery
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He was very gracious and gave me permission to upload his drawings here…seeing as I’m Mrcappy.
In other words, these aren’t stolen unless you think I plagiarized myself.

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Cappitron’s Short-Circuited Rant
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Let’s talk about the trailer for the ‘Revenge Of The Fallen’ movie. When I first saw the “Unicycle-tron” robot, I figured it was Devastator. I mean, it was big enough for me to assume so. But because I am way too interested in all things Transformers and often check sites like seibertron [link] and tfw2005 [link] I have learned that the humongous Decepticon smacking choppers out of the sky is only a PART of Devastator! From seeing pictures of the toy, it’s one of those megalith construction cranes that justify having a whole staircase mounted to it. If you press on the caterpillar treads of the crane, they bloom open like an umbrella into those tire-like things.
It’s gonna be so awesome.

But to put down some bad news, The Fallen’s alt form is another metal seagull flying craft just like Megatron, because we all know how cool movie Megatron looked and there’s TOTALLY NOT a surplus of movie Megatron toys on the bottom shelves almost two years later.

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The Lowdown On The Download
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Have you seen the Leo Prime figure? It’s a recolor and retool of an old Cybertron figure. As soon as I saw teaser shots of this plastic marvel being released, I knew I had to have him for my collection.

Because he has got to be the most ri-damn-diculous color design I have ever seen for a Transformer.

I mean, I can understand the designer’s equation of Optimus Prime plus lion equals Voltron’s love baby. In execution, however… The idea for my comic was secured when I read the back of the box which stated that Leo Prime specializes in espionage.
REALLY?
Unless the Decepticons are colorblind and/or retarded, then nobody’s gonna be fooled by a lion that looks like it’s made out of the American flag.
-The “The Only Way To Make The Toy More Patriotic Is To Have Him Shoot Bald Eagles Like Missiles And Have The Constitution Inscribed On His Back” Cappitron

References: the Leo Prime toy.
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Comments: 8

roseonwingsofsong [2009-02-16 01:50:51 +0000 UTC]

I read the title as "Beast Wars on Eroticism," which either means I have grown too used to your brand of humor or that I need to stop using the Internet so much.
Probably both.

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MBlackwood [2009-02-13 08:56:20 +0000 UTC]

XDDDDD Fraggit, I need a bald-eagle-missile-launcher! That would TOTALLY get me out of school if I fired it at the flag when they had us say the Pledge of Allegiance!

I won't be getting a tattoo of the Constitution on my back, however. I don't want Nicholas Cage showing up to dissect me in order to find an ancient and hidden treasure map, the treasure of which will be the only proof available to expunge some deep and festering dishonor on his family name. Funnily enough, I'm rather attached to the flesh on my back. Y'know. 'Cuz it's my flesh. And it doesn't really like to come off.

YYyeeeeeeeaaaaaahhhhh, and I probably shouldn't be allowed to type stuff at 4 am. I think I just felt my brain ooze out my ear a little. Hey, look, Deadpool!
~The "Maniac with the Mouth" MBlackwood

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GWolf21 [2009-02-10 22:31:46 +0000 UTC]

He's have been better in Lio's colours. Least there actually are white lions

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greenangel [2009-02-08 22:02:53 +0000 UTC]

Hilarious XD

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kuroneko-luna [2009-02-08 20:07:23 +0000 UTC]

"don't make eye contact." = win
gotta love the expressions on the real lions.

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smizu [2009-02-08 10:29:17 +0000 UTC]

Oh I don't know. If a decepticon trod on a flesh-and-blood lion, it might be that colourful.

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magpieblack [2009-02-08 09:05:46 +0000 UTC]

you are amazing!

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Cappitron In reply to magpieblack [2009-02-08 09:23:55 +0000 UTC]

This comment is not false!
-The "Being Objective" Cappy

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