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Published: 2006-11-13 14:28:26 +0000 UTC; Views: 1405; Favourites: 9; Downloads: 7
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Description BE SMART - Just say NO to splitting up!
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DullBones [2014-11-11 15:30:38 +0000 UTC]

Don't use fire? Then why are zombies in RPG games always weak to fire?!

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Callenborn [2007-07-17 07:32:32 +0000 UTC]

#2 also applies to most other monsters and slasher killer type crazy people and to add a true #4 you dont have to be the fastest runner in the group of survivors just faster than the slowest person.

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poinko [2006-11-16 07:57:46 +0000 UTC]

I am SO hanging this in the break room.

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CaptainInvincible In reply to poinko [2006-11-16 13:57:44 +0000 UTC]

Seriously, thanks for letting me know that! 'tis one of my goals to create those 'passed around/shown off' inter-web-images. Enjoy!

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Shiruberu [2006-11-13 14:31:37 +0000 UTC]

LOL, I have a question!! What about the 5% that wont die when you smash in their heads?

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CaptainInvincible In reply to Shiruberu [2006-11-14 14:19:26 +0000 UTC]

Well, then you're in trouble.

The other 5% are the "even bits of the zombies keep going", like hands and torsos. In that case RUNNING LIKE HELL will form an even larger part of your arsenal than normal.

LIKE HELL, with the RUNNING.

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draqonofwhitestars [2006-11-13 14:30:25 +0000 UTC]

zombie emergency procedure

4. In the event of any look like zombie incidents...seek medical psychological help and disregard all other 3 procedure...

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CaptainInvincible In reply to draqonofwhitestars [2006-11-14 14:20:26 +0000 UTC]

You fool! The "doubting, this can't be happening" people are the first to die in any zombie outbreak, usually spouting "non-zombie" nonsense even as the rotting undead FEAST ON THEIR NECK!

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