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Published: 2013-05-25 23:06:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 3330; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 1
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Guess who swallowed the house key again!? I've always loved to do x-ray pictures and felt like doing this when i saw a show when someone swallowed their dorm room key. Apparently, Slender isn't impressed, but Splendor won't admit it. Characters don't belong to me :3Related content
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Splendor: fine. *gets even worse at the game that he can't even pass the next level* grrrr, why do i suck this much!?
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Me:cuse he has a onion for a head
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Splendor: really? *clutches himself* urgh, i can't concentrate. too much pain...
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Me:do you want me to get a snack?
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Splendor: i guess, maybe that will calm the aching... *tries to relax* i didn't realize how painful life is without cake...
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Me:*finds some crackers* this should work
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Splendor: *eats a few and sighs* thanks, i think this'll clear my pain soon. *gets back to the game, and shows improvement*
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Me: Wow your doing better
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Splendor: well, food gives us Slenderbeings energy to move faster, be stronger, and improve ourselves. Without a certain supply of energy, we become sloppy, depressed, angry, and closer to near death.
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Me
My mind:usless info
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Splendor: it's not useless, if I didn't eat sooner, I might have eaten you. *smiles* think about that. *goes back to the game*
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Me: (Carmen is prosecing) ....
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Splendor: *beats the next level* yesh!... that was fun.
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Splendor: heh heh, good thing i didn't lose my mind and eat you earlier!
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Splendor: uh, never mind. *beats the game* whoo!
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Splendor: thanks! Hey um, you wouldn't happen to have any more of those tasty treats, would you?
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Me:*hands him some* yup
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Splendor: mmm, food! *stuffs his face*
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Me:*giggle* you look funny when you do that
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Splendor: *turns to you with chubby cheeks* hmm?
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Splendor: oh. *finishes* well, now what should we do?
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Me: I dunno maybe watch walking dead
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Splendor: that zombie show? Is it scary? *tenses up*
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Me:nah it just teaches you how to survive
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Splendor: oh, i guess we can watch it. *turns on the tv*
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Splendor: *watches* so, what's happening in this one?
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Me:they find out that if they ware zombie guts zombies won't eat them
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Splendor: ewww, zombie guts? what if we have those? *looks concerned*
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Me:then I'd be happy that zombies exists
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Splendor: but, what is a zombie? What if I'm a zombie!?
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Me:if you were you'd be dead and have a big craving for flesh and blood
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Splendor: oh whew, i don't eat flesh and i'm immortal... so i'm safe?
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Me:yup but if I get bitten then just kill me
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Splendor: what!? I can't do that, I'm pure!
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Me: it's eather that or I eat you buuuuut Zombies won't happen in like about 10 more years
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Splendor: ten years!? b-b-but that's way too soon! my brothers need healthy humans to survive! how will my culture thrive without your kind's flesh and blood!?
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Me:Ten years is a looong time bro I would be like 20
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Splendor: but I'm immortal, and my culture survives on humans! How will we survive if they're all infected!?
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Me:by having a salad for once I mean it won't kill you
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Splendor: h-how dare you! you don't understand how we process! it's the only thing my species can eat! i was lucky enough to be able to eat something besides meat, but that doesn't mean you can bitch about my people!... i'm... i'm sorry... i-i don't know what came over me...
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Me:it's ok I can handle that but I can't handle is people talking about my family
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Splendor: then why do it to mine? I don't think you're being honest with me. Do you not like us!?
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Splendor: *growls* that wasn't a nice joke on me...
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Me:it was a toughness joke because tomorrow we're going somewere very important and you can't tell anyone and I have to trust you on that
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