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Published: 2013-05-25 23:06:17 +0000 UTC; Views: 3328; Favourites: 21; Downloads: 1
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Guess who swallowed the house key again!? I've always loved to do x-ray pictures and felt like doing this when i saw a show when someone swallowed their dorm room key. Apparently, Slender isn't impressed, but Splendor won't admit it. Characters don't belong to me :3Related content
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Splendor: not even my brothers? But they know when I lie to them!
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Me: Splendor this is important don't even think about it until tomorrow
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Splendor: alright, not thinking about it. *starts to shake* oh god I can't stop thinking about it!
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Me: ok just one thing, can I trust you?
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Splendor: i... i don't know... if i'm trustworthy or not...
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Me: ok just don't say anything it's the most important thing in your life
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Splendor: well, i am good at shutting up. i should be able to keep it a secret.
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Me: good now am going to do something NO FOLLOWING
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Splendor: okay! *teleports to the kitchen and begins to make a sandwich* you want anything before you leave? Candy, flesh, blood, syrup?
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Maybe some blood is good
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Splendor: *pours a cup and sends it down the counter* I don't know how you guys can find that liquid appetizing. It's too sinister for me...
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Me: meh it's not that bad
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Splendor: *eats his sandwich* I find syrup and a candy sandwich tastier.
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Me:*drinks it all* ok am heading out now , thanks for the blood
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Splendor: no problem, we have too much of it... At least I think so...
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Me: *leaves* ok *teleports to the 1980's and goes up to a man* Hello doctor
The Doctor: Ahh Carmen its been a while
Me: *slaps him HARD* IT'S BEEN 10 F******G YEARS!!!! (Sorry for the potty mouth)
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Splendor: *makes another sandwich and by one bite, he falls asleep*
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Me: I HOPE YOUR HAPPY !? WHY DID YOU SAY 10 MIN YOU IDIOT
The Doctor: sorry i guss the time vortex and that stuff
Me: DON'T YOU DARE PULL THAT ON ME I WAITED AND WAITED AND YOU YOU DIDNT COME
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Splendor: *starts to sleep teleport to random places*
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Me: THE PAST FEW YEARS I'V BEEN IN A BELLY , IN A MANCHION , WITH SLENDER BEINGS , AND I STARTED DRINKING BLOOD !!!!!
The Doctor: am really really sorry but atleast you were busy
Me: you know what some people say your worth it well your not DOCTOR *teleprots back home* Splendor?
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Splendor: *teleports to where the doc is and is still asleep*
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Me : *teleports back to The Doctor* Splendor!?
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Splendor: *wakes up with the sandwich still in his mouth* hmm, what?...
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Me: how did you get here were in the 1980's!?
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Splendor: the 80's? *wakes up completely* I don't know, I must've sleep teleported again. *pulls out the sandwich* hey, I thought I ate this already...
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The Doctor: hows your freind?
Me: I'LL SLAP YOU HARDER IF YOU TALK AGAIN!!!!
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Splendor: *eats the sandwich* blech, the bread got ruined...
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Me lets just go Splendor *telepoerts us back*
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Splendor: where was i, and how did you find me so fast?
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Me: Dont worry about it!
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(Sorry, typing on my phone can be difficult sometimes X3)
Splendor: *stares, not saying a thing* uh what we're we talking about?
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Me: HAHAHAHA I dont remember
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Splendor: hmmm... You want something to eat then?
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Me: *giggles* maaaaaybe
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Splendor: splendid! I'll go make some sammiches! *teleports to the kitchen*
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Splendor: *gets out like a million ingredients* so, what do you like on your sandwich?
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Just a normal BLT with a bit of mayo
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Splendor: *makes your sandwich and begins making a bunch of other sandwiches* only one?
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Splendor: then here you go. *hands you yours while he stacks the other dozens sandwiches on each other and ties them together, making it smaller*
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Me: are you sure you'll eat it all
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Splendor: of course! If I can swallow my girlfriend whole, I'm pretty sure I can handle one little sandwich! *begins to stuff the whole thing into his mouth*
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Splendor: *swallows the whole thing* mmm, i always make great sandwiches!... uh, that doesn't feel good. *holds his stomach* maybe i ate too fast?
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Me: just lay down for a bit maybe it will pass
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Splendor: I guess so. *goes and lays down, but ends up all curled up* owww, it hurts! The string must've came undone and now it's crowding me from within! I feel like I'm going to explode!
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Me: do you want me to get Shimii to get some of them out?
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