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Second Halo puppet is the Badass Master himself, Sergeant A. J. Johnson. The Flood didn't eat him because HE ATE THE FLOOD. Halo exploding didn't kill him because HE CAN BREATHE IN SPACE. Multiple gunshot wounds to his head and torso didn't kill him in my Legendary game when I hid behind him like a baby because PLASMA WEAPONS JUST GIVE HIM A TAN.

... not that he needs a tan. But whatever. Point is, if you're looking for badass, look no further than this cutesy hand puppet.

Sarge, if you're real, don't kill me for this.

Color sometime in the far future.

Description
Download for full.

Second Halo puppet is the Badass Master himself, Sergeant A. J. Johnson. The Flood didn't eat him because HE ATE THE FLOOD. Halo exploding didn't kill him because HE CAN BREATHE IN SPACE. Multiple gunshot wounds to his head and torso didn't kill him in my Legendary game when I hid behind him like a baby because PLASMA WEAPONS JUST GIVE HIM A TAN.

... not that he needs a tan. But whatever. Point is, if you're looking for badass, look no further than this cutesy hand puppet.

Sarge, if you're real, don't kill me for this.

Color sometime in the far future.