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Published: 2010-05-16 21:33:30 +0000 UTC; Views: 134; Favourites: 3; Downloads: 2
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Description Rain is, technically, a centaur-- in the world that *CarnelianKey and I have more or less worked out for our characters, centaurs are an indicator species, much like frogs. This means, basically, that around areas of intense pollution, whether air, water, ground, or magic, centaur birth defects get pretty fucked up. Rain's parents were both perfectly normal, and so intensely freaked out by their progeny that they left him within the limits of Saragardo and ran like hell while he was still unconscious-- centaurs, like many other ungulates, can run more or less the day they're born, and therefore leaving when he was still conscious would have resulted in him toddling arachnoidally after.

Incidentally, he doesn't start going by 'Rain' for quite awhile-- throughout most of his childhood he goes by the only name anyone's ever called him, that being 'You Horrible Thing', or, of course, 'Horrible' for short.

Needless to say, having the back end of a centipede has made life pretty difficult for him. Here he is as a kid, quickly discovering that his nice safe alleyway could be greatly improved by a roof.
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Verdego [2010-05-16 21:40:22 +0000 UTC]

All things considered though, at least he's not half horse with two or three gimpy little legs hanging off his sides and sexual organs that don't make sense. Or half tick... I frigging hate ticks. But centipedes I like, poor kid needs a hug.

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CarrieExMachina In reply to Verdego [2010-05-16 21:59:42 +0000 UTC]

Usually, it's considered that the absolute worst defect is bein' a nuckelavee, because they're almost exclusively angry and crazy. However, yeah, there are a lot of the defects mentioned above. It's gotten so bad around the biggest city of that world, Saragardo, that sometimes if a centaur foal is born just slightly fucked up nobody even notices for awhile.

He does, in fact, need a hug. There are very few times in his life when he doesn't need a hug.

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Verdego In reply to CarrieExMachina [2010-05-16 22:58:28 +0000 UTC]

Oh jeeeesus Nucklavees? Well I guess it only makes sense, but yeah that's pretty bad. I mean they're fantastic critters but not something you want to come across.

He must give good hugs too! What with the four arms and all, pity he hasn't found a nice entomologist to let him a room or somesuch.

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CarrieExMachina In reply to Verdego [2010-05-16 23:04:54 +0000 UTC]

Yeah, they're more along the line of "will chase you down and eat you whilst getting your and their blood everywhere" than something you want to come across. Scary scary fuckers.

He gives exceptionally good hugs! Alas, but the response to him hugging someone is usually AAAAAHHHHHH rather than a reciprocated hug, because centipedes are one of those animals that People Are Weird About.

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Verdego In reply to CarrieExMachina [2010-05-16 23:24:45 +0000 UTC]

Reminds me a bit of the Weaver from Perdido Street Station "I think I will use all of your left ears to make an artistic statement that no one else comprehends! Also I am a giant spider thing!"

That is always odd, that and earwigs. And to a lesser extent spiders, snakes, and sharks. I don't get it personally, though I hate leeches and ticks but that's mostly because of the bite-y bleed-y thing.

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CarrieExMachina In reply to Verdego [2010-05-16 23:37:25 +0000 UTC]

Oh god, I got like halfway through that book before it got too depressing and I had to sit down someplace with kittens and rainbows and sunshine.

I do not like things that bite me and I have an irrational fear of moths. That said, I am inclined to find jumping spiders completely adorable, and my family would really like me to shut up about how adorable I find cuttlefish.

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Verdego In reply to CarrieExMachina [2010-05-17 00:33:14 +0000 UTC]

I just wish the author could keep to one plot. I love his concepts but it's hard to follow a story when there's several gazillion things all introduced at once. You can write more than one book dude, it's cool.

But jumping spiders are frigging adorable, as are squids, cuttlefish, and octopuses.

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CarrieExMachina In reply to Verdego [2010-05-17 02:06:45 +0000 UTC]

There were a lot of really fascinating concepts and I liked a lot of them, but it was so unrelentingly depressing that I just couldn't take it anymore. I need some kind of relief after Terrible Things, and it was around the point that they revealed that my favorite character had been fucking LOBOTOMIZED where I said something extremely obscene and went to go hug my cat.

Cephalopods in general are adorable. I want to hug them and I bet they would hug back, being well-equipped to do so.

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Verdego In reply to CarrieExMachina [2010-05-17 03:03:47 +0000 UTC]

Er... yeah it's pretty much a downer, right through the end. You know I don't think anything works out for anyone, really. Hm... yeah that's not great at all for an ending really, despite the awesome of ideas and concept.

Hug you and steal your camera yes. They are love.

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CarrieExMachina In reply to Verdego [2010-05-17 03:04:48 +0000 UTC]

Oh god aw, I would so totally not even be mad if an octopus stole my camera, because it was an octopus doing it and therefore validated. THEY HAVE SUCH CUTE EYES

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Verdego In reply to CarrieExMachina [2010-05-17 03:30:30 +0000 UTC]

You have seen the video of one doing so, yes? It's fantastic. I just love how you can see how intelligent they are.

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CarrieExMachina In reply to Verdego [2010-05-17 03:34:31 +0000 UTC]

I haven't! I have seen a video of one disassembling a mister potato head, though.

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Verdego In reply to CarrieExMachina [2010-05-17 04:57:58 +0000 UTC]

[link] It's very cute. It's clear that it's just interested in the shiny thing, which makes sense because clearly this other large predator was also interested in it, so may as well check it out.

Also that sounds endearing.

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CarrieExMachina In reply to Verdego [2010-05-17 05:14:07 +0000 UTC]

Oh GOD that is cute. Holy god. I want to hug it. SO MUCH

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Verdego In reply to CarrieExMachina [2010-05-17 14:39:26 +0000 UTC]

It wants to hug you! And... possibly steal your wallet.

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CarrieExMachina In reply to Verdego [2010-05-17 17:47:16 +0000 UTC]

Oh jesus I would let it steal my wallet. I would "awwww!!!" the whole time and whatever long-suffering friend I'd brought with me would have to chase down an octopus for cab fare.

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Verdego In reply to CarrieExMachina [2010-05-17 18:12:24 +0000 UTC]

Hahaha, it would be cute though, seeing it scuttle away rifling through the bills looking for crab meat.

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CarrieExMachina In reply to Verdego [2010-05-17 22:10:20 +0000 UTC]

Oh god aw. Oh seriously god aw. Pardon me, my head is explode now

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Verdego In reply to CarrieExMachina [2010-05-17 23:09:14 +0000 UTC]

It's very hard not to make cepholopods cute, really. And jumping spiders also.

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CarrieExMachina In reply to Verdego [2010-05-18 02:11:31 +0000 UTC]

Jumping spiders dance! And have woobie eyes.

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Verdego In reply to CarrieExMachina [2010-05-18 02:16:28 +0000 UTC]

Seriously... the woobie, it burns with cute: [link]

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CarrieExMachina In reply to Verdego [2010-05-18 08:44:28 +0000 UTC]

.... *brain fizzles out*

OH GOD HE LOOKS SO HAPPY TO SEE ME

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Verdego In reply to CarrieExMachina [2010-05-18 14:09:08 +0000 UTC]

He wants to live in your hair!

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CarrieExMachina In reply to Verdego [2010-05-18 20:33:32 +0000 UTC]

I WOULD LET HIM except I wash my hair every night and the poor fellow might get hurt.

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Verdego In reply to CarrieExMachina [2010-05-18 21:29:53 +0000 UTC]

That would definitely be a new interpretation to 'The Itsy Bitsy Spider'.

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CarrieExMachina In reply to Verdego [2010-05-19 00:01:47 +0000 UTC]

.... AWWWWWWWWWWWWW

*spasms, overcome with aww*

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