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Published: 2015-09-29 23:26:24 +0000 UTC; Views: 163; Favourites: 1; Downloads: 0
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Jeff said to Slenderman with an audible sigh, "I don't care how fancy your Gucci suit is, my hoodie is better than it now that I've spruced it up!". Slenderman tilted his head down to see Jeff. His hoodie was covered in sequined hearts and text that said various hashtags. Slenderman opened his mouth to object, but then he realised;
He didn't have a mouth.
Slenderman fell to the floor sobbing.
I'm not entirely sure how. Maybe he was heavily sweating from the light reflecting onto him from Jeff's hoodie, or maybe he was so, so sad that he grew eyes just to cry. Maybe Slenderman is a normal person, and we are the Slendermen seeing him as the beast with no face and tentacles. Never the less, Jeff was confused as f**k and started poking Slendy with a nearby stick.
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Comments: 4
Ilikechocolatedotcom [2015-10-14 08:17:20 +0000 UTC]
wtf this is the most amazing thing I've ever read
I'm laughing so hard like 'he didn't have a mouth'
how did you even come up with this it's beautiful
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CatnipKitty101 In reply to Ilikechocolatedotcom [2015-10-15 14:43:11 +0000 UTC]
drugs.
multiple hallucegenic drugs.
why are my sentences not properly punctuated.
dear god.
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Ilikechocolatedotcom In reply to CatnipKitty101 [2015-10-16 09:00:44 +0000 UTC]
I've heard that hallucinogenic drugs tend to have a negative effect on punctuation
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CatnipKitty101 In reply to Ilikechocolatedotcom [2015-10-16 11:46:42 +0000 UTC]
Hm, I quit drugs so maybe my punctuation and grammar will improve now.
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