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Holy ass!babies Batman!Technically the MPreg cliches involves a naked baby flying out of a guys butt, however I'm convinced dA has a rule against that.
That and I prefer the Aliens!Version. Spluuuurghhh!
Actually on that note, I've heard rumors of a Remus/Sirius fic where the babies eat their way out. Neat!
Also I've noticed that c-section and SpontaneousMagicalVagina tend to come up more often then anal birth at least in the Harry Potter fanfic fandom.
I imagine Hogwarts Sex Ed is just fascinating. They get to tell the girls to use birth control and the guys to cross their fingers because everything can get them Mpregnant such as misfired curses, wishful thinking, exploding potions, and those fertility totems Dumbledore has stashed all over the place.
As for this particular picture, Snape is the father, or at least thats what the flying baby thinks.
Malfoy family incest is also a Harry Potter fanfic cliche but I'm again once more convinced dA has rules against that sort of thing.
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Draco's just like what the fuck! XDΒ Β Β Β
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Poor Snape, he doesn't know whether to be horrified or happy.
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...well DA would have to suck up the rules against the incest because it's canon that in harry potter the purebloods intermingle and intermarry and don't have nearly if any fresh blood, they're all incesting somewhere along the line due to their views against halfbloods or muggleborns breeding with them so there's no new blood, ontop of the 'cliches' as you call them...it's harry potter, a world of magic where anything is possible, where giant leopards can just BREATHE on a village and kill it, the only thing DA has for rules really is no visible penetration in artwork, they're more lenient than you think, lol
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What are you on about?
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Sorry...I was half dead asleep when I posted that, let me clarify a bit better, in harry potter, pureblood incest is actually incredibly common for example, Cygnus who is Bellatrix's father is married to his relative Druella who is Bella's mother, they are closely related, Lucius and Narcissa are also pretty closely related as well, they intermingle and intermarry because they HATE halfbloods and muggleborns so they can't add any fresh blood to the DNA plate, they're all incesting somewhere and it's not frowned upon, it's just what purebloods do, and the other cliches with the magical vagina and what not, well, this is a world where the Nundu, a giant monstrous leopard that requires hundreds or more wizards to knock it out can simply walk up to a village, breathe on it and the entire village becomes diseased and drops dead within the week, so some of those things aren't the oddest thing to possibly exist in that universe.Β
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I saw an MPREG comic on Google. It wasn't pretty.
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They rarely are but I love them anyway.Β
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Welcome everybody to the craziness that just casually occurs in the Harry Potter Fandom. I hope you enjoy your stay here.
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You can check out but you can never leave.... Hogwarts!
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Oh god I think I'm gonna have nightmares now.
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Just like sex ed!
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Umm... what? Well I've got t question reasons people choose such topics to write about... and why you know so much about them.
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For fun. The usual reason.Β
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Lucius is a fabulous drama-queen, even whe he dies XD
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That transfer to Pigfarts is looking pretty good right now eh, Draco?
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Another planet isn't far enough away.Β
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Thanks, they want to run far away. 
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O_o *backs away slowly to the safer corner of dA*
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There's no where to hide from the mpreg. Dun dun dunnnnn...Β
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Okay, first the picture made me laugh and then, your description made me laugh even harder! I really hope I didn't wake anyone up! Hahaha, this is golden! Love it!
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Thanks so much. I'm glad you enjoyed it so.Β
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Even your description is funny. This... Is a 5.0 in skillβ¦and the measure only goes up to 4.2 o.o
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this made me laugh so hard. it's true about mpreg though. it is a bit...... strange?
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Thanks.
It is a bit, I like it even and it is a bit strange.Β
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you're welcome. yeah I'll admit I like it as well. mainly just because of the way that the men react to the news and then the cravings and mood swings.
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Of course if it's fun to curse the girls with that, it's fun to curse the boys.
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Let me just... *pure total complete glomp attack*
(Have I commented on this before? Cuz I'm feeling cat dΓ©jΓ Vu)
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