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I don't know if you've heard the tale of Steven Slater, the JetBlue flight attendant who quits his job, cussed out a passenger over the intercom, stole some beers and fled the plane by inflatable slide.

The whole thing started when he got in beef with a passenger who swore at him and refused to apologize for whacking him in the head their luggage. And then more things happened, google it for details.

He's out on bail now, apparently he's not considered a flight-risk.

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The picture is based on this plane safety instructional picture - [link]

I like instructional pictures far to much, there's just begging for re-interpretations.

According to my mom the first time I flew I thought I'd get to use the slide.

I'm still disappointed.

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This picture took so much longer to do then it ever should have. Photoshop stopped working correctly, it won't let me save, there was no drop-down menus, control S didn't work and I couldn't even close the file and force the file to ask me if I wanted to save the file, it just 'binged' at me.
I had to screencap the picture, dump it in Paint and save that file which ended up all pixelated.
So after I traced my own work, I'm stuck sitting here trying to think of a witty caption for it because I didn't think that far ahead. Normally I have both picture and caption before I get to the computer part.
Then as proper finish to this little saga, right before I upload it I realize I spelled 'emergency' and 'passenger' wrong.

Description
I don't know if you've heard the tale of Steven Slater, the JetBlue flight attendant who quits his job, cussed out a passenger over the intercom, stole some beers and fled the plane by inflatable slide.

The whole thing started when he got in beef with a passenger who swore at him and refused to apologize for whacking him in the head their luggage. And then more things happened, google it for details.

He's out on bail now, apparently he's not considered a flight-risk.

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The picture is based on this plane safety instructional picture - [link]

I like instructional pictures far to much, there's just begging for re-interpretations.

According to my mom the first time I flew I thought I'd get to use the slide.

I'm still disappointed.

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This picture took so much longer to do then it ever should have. Photoshop stopped working correctly, it won't let me save, there was no drop-down menus, control S didn't work and I couldn't even close the file and force the file to ask me if I wanted to save the file, it just 'binged' at me.
I had to screencap the picture, dump it in Paint and save that file which ended up all pixelated.
So after I traced my own work, I'm stuck sitting here trying to think of a witty caption for it because I didn't think that far ahead. Normally I have both picture and caption before I get to the computer part.
Then as proper finish to this little saga, right before I upload it I realize I spelled 'emergency' and 'passenger' wrong.