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Published: 2015-07-05 12:04:41 +0000 UTC; Views: 8409; Favourites: 127; Downloads: 15
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Description Ori knits everyone scarves based on their sexual orientation and then this happens. 

Part of a larger comic I wrote that covers more characters. Bard, Thranduil, Bilbo, Thorin, Fili, Kili, Tauriel, Ori, Balin, Dwalin and Nori, who is stealing them for his scarf hoard. I might just finish it and post it some day, but we'll see how this goes.


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Barduil Week 
July 4th  - Silly AU/Crack fic
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Comments: 14

Paulthored [2023-05-09 07:27:56 +0000 UTC]

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Ininya [2018-04-10 07:50:13 +0000 UTC]

Mr. Bilbo is Ace.... THIS MADE MY DAAAY!!! 

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basicblack1986 [2016-03-28 12:23:22 +0000 UTC]

XD   I adore the evil grin on Bilbo's face in the end panel!!

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caycowa In reply to basicblack1986 [2016-08-27 01:15:26 +0000 UTC]

Bilbo's a sass pants. 

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Gae-ta [2015-09-22 21:14:01 +0000 UTC]

Bilbo is asexual?
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M'yep, new headcannon accepted  

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DragonHaven42 [2015-08-05 22:22:05 +0000 UTC]

Asexual!!!

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Starlightbeat [2015-07-12 17:41:32 +0000 UTC]

Lol! this is the best!

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le-letha [2015-07-06 22:38:59 +0000 UTC]

It probably reflects badly (or at least worryingly) on me that I can hear Thranduil saying "Of course not, but fortunately that's exactly how scarves work." He's using his Supremely Patronizing Voice. You know the one. The incredibly smug and superior one that carefully explains obvious things to idiots (i.e. everyone else) and that makes you want to throw a rainbow snowcone at his head, in the sure and certain knowledge that it would be impossible to miss such an inflated target, and even if you did miss, the effect would still be fabulous.

Or maybe that's just me.

Huh.

...I would love to see the rest of the story (and the scarves), should you happen to finish it one day.

"scarf hoard". *giggles*

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ConsultinStoryteller [2015-07-06 20:57:16 +0000 UTC]

I wonder which scar Dwalin is wearing...

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evaithegreen In reply to ConsultinStoryteller [2015-07-07 02:13:06 +0000 UTC]

Wondering too.

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PscycoBaltoLover110 [2015-07-06 03:24:04 +0000 UTC]

yay for ace Bilbo and Thranduil!

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PenBrush12 [2015-07-05 13:28:27 +0000 UTC]

I forgot what the color of the scarves signify for sexual orientation. I thought the purple white and gray meant asexual, but I could be wrong...

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CountKristin In reply to PenBrush12 [2015-07-05 20:10:14 +0000 UTC]

You're right. And the pink is bisexual

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heidinanookie [2015-07-05 12:30:53 +0000 UTC]

I wonder how you get ideas like that.

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