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Ceehoff — Molestia 'Fallowing' Connor
Published: 2012-08-07 02:32:36 +0000 UTC; Views: 10019; Favourites: 94; Downloads: 251
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A 12 gauge shotgun would sound good just about now... or maybe some extra bottles of soap to wash the sweat and shame out of your fur.AskMolestia is not mine. It is property of JJ.
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That's it. Time for war.
*Ties Molestia down and forces her to watch a ponified version of the Human Centipede.*
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Connor... jump out the window and run while doing some qrazy parkour from Assassin's Creed. Yes I misspelled some stuff.
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Well I know whats gonna happen next...... damn where's my camera.
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Well he's going to have her flank for awhile..... Horse-freathers your a gonner dude. *facehoof*
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Here some smoke grenades for quick escapes...This will prepare you in these kind of situations.
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Forget the smoke grenades, here's the 'Baking Powder Vapor Barrier' ([link] ) for a quick daring escape..
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That's all I got for now but the Baking Powder Vapor Barrier is very effective..
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Didn't you seen that 'Ed, Edd n Eddy' episode?
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Then you know the power of the Baking Powder Vapor Barrier it holds.
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dude it was years ago for me when i saw it i can't remember
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*to Molestia* You'll never take me alive! *throws the BPVB onto the floor and it explodes in a massive cloud of Baking Powder*
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Me: *few miles away covered in baking powder* Ha! I made it, the bpvb worked..
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Me: *gets thrown by the blast* AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
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i think i broke my fingers
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Me: *gets up and shakes the dirt and baking powder off* What was that for?
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Me: Just don't do that again.
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does having a vest of armed grenades count?
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Me: Yes! And besides we got away from Molestia..
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Me: Relax, we're miles away, the baking powder vapor barrier worked like a charm, she'll never get a chance to find us..
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i meant my jacket i full of explosives
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i think she pulled a pin
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Me: *quickly pulls the jacket off of thundershock and throws it several feet away just as it explodes*
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i think you blew up rainbow dash's house
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Me: What? I threw it towards the trees in the everfree forest. There' no way it could've bounced off the ground and straight up into the air.
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WAIT YOU THREW IT TO ZECORA!?
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Me: No! I think it bounced into the river below the ravine. I thought I saw water shoot out into the air...
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